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Farrah Abraham "Blowin’" Music Video: So Bad It’s … No, It’s Just Bad!

Farrah Abraham’s latest music video has reminded us that before she was into porn, she totally tried to be a musician. It also reminds us of how terrible she is. Like, hilariously bad. Her new track “Blowin'” (as in your mind, not James Deen’s member) is so far beyond the point of bad that we lack the appropriate words. You couldn’t dream up a spoof of a Farrah Abraham music video that would fail as hard as her actual song, which we suppose makes it awesome in a way. One might even say it’s mind “Blowin'” … the irony: Farrah Abraham – Blowin’ Yeah. It’s like a legendary joke she’s not in on. Like previous efforts “Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom” and “On My Own” (below), Farrah Abraham overuses auto-tune more than parodies of auto-tune. According to the lyrics, which she uploaded herself, it appears to be a song about being better then [sic] normal and showing them what your [sic] made of. She’s “Blowin'” at grammar, that’s for sure. As for the baffling music video, it features her partying with friends and hanging with daughter Sophia, who is going to be so, so confused in a few years. Read some lyrical experts from this work of genius after the jump and tell us if you think she might be the worst singer in the history of modern music … Let me get that air That breeze The wind I need, Im blowin (I’m blowin) All these bullies away Celeburty – Celeburty – Celeburty Being yourself is makin you famous Live and learn Be better then normal Make those mistakes Your blowin (your blowin) all their minds away (Appearance, Sexuality, Ability) Farrah Abraham – Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom Farrah Abraham – On My Own Casted out Now your standin out Like a star Be true to you Topin all the charts CelebURty – CelebURty – CelebURty Being yourself is makin you famous All these ups And downs With the best Support around (Following, Friend requestin, Fan pages) Bein a star Is better then Not knowin (not knowin) Who your are Let the hate stack up Positivity push through Being you (Bein You) Take your time, (Have the last laugh) It’s your time Being ourselves made us famous Yeah … we got nothing when it comes to this girl. Not anymore. Between the Farrah Abraham sex tape and her music career, we are utterly speechless. And yet, there may be no other celebrity these days who fascinates us in quite the same way … even if it’s a morbid curiosity, disbelieving kind of way. For more reasons why, click through the gallery below: 21 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics Open Slideshow 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up. View As List 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up. 2. Farrah Abraham Bends Over Farrah Abraham is seen here bending over … just like she does on camera in a different sense. 3. Farrah Abraham Screen Shot Farrah Abraham in a lovely screen shot. And by lovely we mean absolutely terrifying. 4. Farrah Abraham Mullet Farrah Abraham rocks the mullet like it’s her job. What a great look for her honestly. 5. Farrah Abraham Topless Image Farrah Abraham topless and having her crotch molded for a custom sex tape. No clue why she has to be topless for this but whatever. 6. Farrah Abraham Sex Tape GIF A quality GIF from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. Assist to James Deen for the quote. 7. Farrah Abraham Swimsuit Photo Farrah Abraham and her epically fake boobs model a hilariously fake swimsuit. HOT! 8. Farrah Sex Tape Photo A scene from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. A lovely one, too. 9. Farrah Abraham and James Deen Farrah Abraham and James Deen share a passionate sex tape kiss. These two are so in love, you can tell. 10. Farrah Abraham O-Face Farrah Abraham screaming for more from James Deen in her sex tape. 11. Farrah Abraham Girl-on-Girl Farrah Abraham drinking and wearing lingerie and making out with someone else wearing lingerie. Good. Times. 12. Farrah Abraham and Daughter This photo of Farrah and her daughter is cringe worthy only because Sophia has to grow up and see the rest of these photos. 13. Farrah Abraham Plastic Surgery Nice face. 14. Farrah Abraham Looks Fake This is not actually a wax figure of Farrah Abraham but it might as well be. 15. Farrah Abraham Bent Over Farrah Abraham bends over and hikes a football in the best/worst photo of all time. 16. Farrah Abraham With Breast Implants Yup. There they are. And those breast implants will soon find their way inside Farrah Abraham. 17. Farrah Abraham Cries Very familiar. She doesn’t cry pretty either. 18. Farrah Abraham Crying A familiar sight. 19. Farrah Abraham Cries a Lot We can’t stop either. 20. Farrah Abraham: Freaky Face! Seriously, WTF is going on with her face? 21. Farrah Abraham Naked Come hither? Please, please no …

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Update: Prosecutor Says Charges Unlikely For Father Who Killed Teen Boy Snuck Into The House By His Daughter

Father Likely To Avoid Charges For Killing Teen He Mistook For Intruder The unfortunate case of a 17-year-old boy who lost his life at the hands of a father who killed him after his daughter snuck the boy into their home but later claimed no to know him is likely to have an ending that the boy’s family will certainly not be happy with according to a local prosecutor. via Fox News The Houston father who police say fatally shot a 17-year-old boy who was inside his daughter’s bedroom early Thursday morning will likely not be charged, an area prosecutor told MyFoxHouston.com. Although a grand jury will review the case, prosecutor Warren Diepraam said it is unlikely that the father will be charged. “What was going on in the person’s mind at the time of the shooting, [not] what they found out after the fact” is key, Diepraam said. “They’re looking at what he was thinking when he made the decision to shoot.” He reportedly found the teen in bed with his daughter and confronted him. His daughter apparently told him she did not know the boy. The father said he told the teen not to move, but reportedly saw the teen reach for something, at which point police say the father opened fire. The teen did not have a gun. His daughter later confessed that she snuck her boyfriend, 17, into the house, the report said. “We don’t know if the father knew him or not,” Sgt. Ben Bell with the Harris County Sheriff’s Department, told the station. The family had just moved into the neighborhood. Do you think this father should be charged, Bossip fam?

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A Lil Positivity: AT&T Announces 154 Job Openings Accross The State Of Michigan

Every little bit helps and hopefully Detroit will reap some of these economic benefits…. AT&T Announces 154 Job Openings In Michigan The struggling Michigan economy is finally getting some much needed good news as AT&T is moving forward with the hiring of 154 new employees throughout the state. via MyFox Detroit AT&T will hire workers for more than 150 jobs in the state of Michigan, including 92 new positions. The jobs will be primarily focused on call center staffing, retail opportunities and technicians. Positions are available throughout 39 communities in the state including southeast Michigan, Grand Rapids, Lansing and Kalamazoo. More information on AT&T job openings can be found at att.jobs. A quick search of the current AT&T job openings also confirms that the Detroit community, which filed for bankruptcy last year, is among those counties listed to begin the hiring process. Great news for the state of Michigan!

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Shook Ones: Did Bow Wow Flee From Police And Process Servers Trying To Catch Him Slipping At His Birthday Bash?

Happy Birthday Bow? Hope this didn’t put too much of a damper on things. Bow Wow Dodges Police Trying To Serve Him Legal Papers Bow Wow celebrated his birthday at Reign in Atlanta Thursday night with a big bash sponsored by Asphalt, but we hear the night ended on a sour note. BOSSIP sources on the scene tell us that a police officer was waiting for Bow Wow in the parking lot outside the club trying to serve him with legal documents. Our source says the process server hired to hand over the documents hired an off duty police officer to do his dirty work. “They were ducked off in the parking lot waiting for him,” the clubgoer tells BOSSIP. Despite the officer’s discretion, Bow Wow managed to slip away without being served. “Someone may have told him because he sent his crew through the back and he went through the front,” the BOSSIP source revealed. Wonder what that’s about? Do you think he slipped up on his child support payments again ? We thought things were good with Bow Wow and his baby mama Joie Chavez after the pair were photographed together taking daughter Shai to Disneyland but we’re wondering if child support is at the heart of his legal issues.

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Ain’t Isht Daddies: 2-Year-Old Toddler Dies After Father Tosses Her Into Creek While Still In Her Car Seat

How could a parent do something so cold-blooded to their own child? Dad Tosses 2-Year-Old Girl Into Creek That poor baby must have been scared to death. According to Yahoo News: Arthur Morgan III of Eatontown is charged with killing his daughter, Tierra Morgan-Glover, in what prosecutors claim was a premeditated, jealous rage because the girl’s mother would not get back together with him. Assistant Monmouth County Prosecutor Jordan Williams told the jury that Morgan was driven by extreme jealousy and anger toward the girl’s mother, Imani Benton. She had refused to let him see Tierra the previous weekend because he was homeless and living in his car, Williams told the jury. Despite her initial reluctance, Benton eventually agreed to let Morgan take Tierra to see “Happy Feet 2,” a movie about a dancing penguin. As he drove away with the girl strapped in the pink car seat that Benton had provided, he yelled at Benton, angry over the missed visit and suspicious she was seeing someone else, the prosecutor said. Instead of taking Tierra to the movies, he drove around for four hours, calling her mother 57 times on a cellphone before making his way to Shark River Park in Wall Township, about 20 miles north of Benton’s Lakehurst home. Authorities say he attached a car jack to the back of her car seat and tossed her into the chilly waters of a creek inside the park. Then he went to a liquor store, bought alcohol for rum and cokes that he downed with a friend and caught a train to begin his escape to San Diego, where he was tracked down and arrested days later by a fugitive task force. The child’s body was found partially submerged in a creek at a Jersey shore park on Nov. 22, 2011, one tiny black and purple sneaker sticking out of the water. In his opening statement, defense attorney Ryan Moriarty told the jurors their task is to decide “what form of homicide applies to this defendant.” “We’re not asking you to presume Arthur Morgan innocent of responsibility,” he said. “It is our contention that he did not act knowingly and purposefully on that day but, rather, recklessly. Can your ability to think clearly be affected by lack of sleep, losing your job, staying in your car? By homelessness, by the end of a major relationship in your life?” When asked why he attached a tire jack to the car seat, Morgan replied, “To keep her where she was,” Williams told the jury. “Like an anchor?” the detective asked. “Yeah,” Morgan replied, according to police. “Like a ball and chain. SMH. There aren’t enough words to describe how disgusting this man is.

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Nina Agdal and Some Useless Instagram Model for OP of the Day

They cast Nina Agdal in some shitty, commercial, Walmart bikini brand campaign video, alongside a bunch of instagram models, because I guess they throw the budget at the babe Sports Illustrated lent them, and the midget instagram models with over 100k followers on instagram, do it for free…not to mention, they make the real model look like an actual model, you know like average girls who use fat chicks to make themselves hotter, and all of a sudden your shitty product line makes sense…because you’ll get some buzz…. I am not a core anything, I don’t care if something is authentic, nothing really is anymore, everything is mainstream shit, I just know OP is garbage, made in afghanistan, gives yeast infection shit, I used to know some girl who’s father ran it and even she wouldn’t be caught dead in the shit, it’s just designed for tweens with no style, and/or money, leveraging a surf brand-name from the 80s… But I will say…Nina Agdal looks alright in a bikini…

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Nina Agdal and Some Useless Instagram Model for OP of the Day

They cast Nina Agdal in some shitty, commercial, Walmart bikini brand campaign video, alongside a bunch of instagram models, because I guess they throw the budget at the babe Sports Illustrated lent them, and the midget instagram models with over 100k followers on instagram, do it for free…not to mention, they make the real model look like an actual model, you know like average girls who use fat chicks to make themselves hotter, and all of a sudden your shitty product line makes sense…because you’ll get some buzz…. I am not a core anything, I don’t care if something is authentic, nothing really is anymore, everything is mainstream shit, I just know OP is garbage, made in afghanistan, gives yeast infection shit, I used to know some girl who’s father ran it and even she wouldn’t be caught dead in the shit, it’s just designed for tweens with no style, and/or money, leveraging a surf brand-name from the 80s… But I will say…Nina Agdal looks alright in a bikini…

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Bobbi Kristina Brown Bikini Pics of the Day

This is Bobbi Kristina Brown, the daughter of Bobbi Brown and dead singing Crackwhore Whitney Houston…who is married to her brother…showing off her bikini body…clearly because people are teasing her for being an emotional eater, up on some Jennifer Hudgens, my whole family is dead so I eat burgers, Precsious shit…only to show us all that she’s clearly her mother’s daughter, up on some meth and or other street drugs that make eating obsolete…. I don’t know, I find the whole thing pretty erotic, but that’s just because I hate fat people…and take skinny anyway it comes…especially with bikini camel toe…

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Bobbi Kristina Brown Bikini Pics of the Day

This is Bobbi Kristina Brown, the daughter of Bobbi Brown and dead singing Crackwhore Whitney Houston…who is married to her brother…showing off her bikini body…clearly because people are teasing her for being an emotional eater, up on some Jennifer Hudgens, my whole family is dead so I eat burgers, Precsious shit…only to show us all that she’s clearly her mother’s daughter, up on some meth and or other street drugs that make eating obsolete…. I don’t know, I find the whole thing pretty erotic, but that’s just because I hate fat people…and take skinny anyway it comes…especially with bikini camel toe…

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Where Is Mama Joyce?!? Kandi Burruss Finally Sets A Wedding Date And Gets New Spinoff Reality Show!

They must have worked that pre-nup out … Kandi Burruss Finally Sets A Wedding Date And New Show Via Straight From The A reports: Kandi’s road to the altar has been a bit bumpy but word on the curb is that a date is set and she’s moving full steam ahead as production for her wedding spin-off has been underway for several weeks now. If all goes as planned, Burruss is set to walk down the aisle in early April and it will all be filmed for the delight of you RHOA wedding fanatics. There’s already been drama surrounding Kandi’s wedding dress (she wants a local designer to design it but her friends and family are reportedly against the idea), and as for Mama Joyce, I’m sure she’s preparing to turn up and turn out for the cameras. Hopefully Mama Joyce can keep the shoe throwing to a minimum , in light of her daughter’s big day. Kandi qlso discussed her mother’s issues in her Jet magazine feature: When my mother was younger it was all about getting a man to be a provider. She leans toward a man who is financially more well-off than the dude who is just a good guy. I’ve dated guys who are more successful than me, and my mom is like, no matter what he does wrong, you have to work it out. Will you be watching Kandi’s wedding spinoff?? JET/Straight From The A

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