I’m not sure if any of you were in the mood for some mother daughter bikini pictures, if you were you might have a bit of a problem, but here’s Shauna Sand and her daughter on the beach in their bikinis and stripper heels. Classy. I don’t know how old the daughter is, but her face needs more work than her mom’s. Poor kid. At least mom’s got those big fake breasts working hard as diversionary tactics.
Kris Jenner is acting like both a mother and a manager in light of her daughter getting flour bombed during a fragrance launch in Los Angeles. The Kardashian matriarch took to her blog yesterday and commented on just how well Kim handled the unusual incident, writing: “I am so proud of my daughter for handling this situation so professionally and with such poise!.Kim wasn’t phased by the attack and simply walked away from the red carpet, brushed herself off and headed right back out!!” Kim Kardashian: Flour Bombed! Kim actually is now considering pressing charges against the culprit, who was detained and released and NOT hired by PETA , that awful organization insists. Jenner then concluded: “Thanks to everyone at Lighthouse Beauty and The London Hotel for such a fantastic event, and for handling the situation so well.” Ah, yes, there it is: the plug. Kris likely made thousands with that sentence alone. Are we sure the Kardashians didn’t orchestrate this attack?
The stirring 2009 documentary Waking Sleeping Beauty took us behind the scenes at Disney Animation to reveal what it’s like when good things happen to good people. But before that, there was The Sweatbox , the 2002 doc that exposed how bad things happen to good people at the notoriously demanding studio — a revelation that virtually ensured the film would never see the light of day. The crackdown worked once and may yet work in the future, but for now, YouTube has all 95 unfinished minutes available for a rare look. John-Paul Davidson and Trudie Styler were granted full access to the Disney process — the dark-arts cauldron comprising writers, directors, animators and executives — as it applied to the doomed project Kingdom of the Sun . The results featured below aren’t especially flattering (particularly to the executives), and Styler’s husband Sting walks his customary line between introspective and pretentious, but as a cautionary tale of snuffed-out Hollywood idealism alone, this one’s worth viewing. What the hell else are you doing with your Friday? [via /film ] Follow S.T. VanAirsdale on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
If you happen to live in a neighborhood with no Jehovah’s Witness ladies around to remind you that we’re living in the last days, wackadoodle director Abel Ferrara’s latest, 4:44 Last Day on Earth , is here to drive that truth home — or at least make you think about it just a little bit. Willem Dafoe plays an actor, Cisco, facing what he, and everybody else, knows is the Earth’s last day, thanks to an ozone layer that dissolved faster than anyone expected. He spends that last day writing in his journal, watching video footage of some fake-inspirational guru-dude, reaching out to his daughter and assorted pals via Skype and, most importantly, making sweet, crazy, soft-core love to his dishy, much-younger girlfriend, painter Skye (Shanyn Leigh), in the couple’s artsy, faux-ramshackle Manhattan loft. What a way to go! And yet, for an Abel Ferrara movie at least, 4:44 Last Day on Earth is surprisingly restrained. It doesn’t have the loosey-goosey dress-up-box vibe of the director’s 2007 Go Go Tales (also starring Dafoe), or the lackadaisical silliness of his 2005 Blessed Virgin thriller Mary (which featured a post- Big Fish , pre- La Vie en Rose Marion Cotillard, though I don’t remember a thing about her performance). 4:44 is, like the aforementioned movies, often laughable — watching the excessively craggy Dafoe and the excessively nubile Leigh roll around on their pre-Apocalyptic mattress was certainly good for a giggle. But the picture is also weirdly compelling, maybe most notably for the way Dafoe’s character — who is, in this respect, perhaps a stand-in for the Bronx-born Ferrara — seems to be grappling less with the idea that the world is ending than that the city is ending. Ferrara integrates lots of — perhaps too much — found TV footage of people around the world worshiping, lighting candles, and doing whatever it is people would be likely to do on the Earth’s last day. This stuff is boring and kind of dumb. But Ferrara brings some surprising gracefulness to the mix too: At one point Cisco and Skye order take-out, as any red-blooded New Yorker would do — when the world is ending, who has the energy to cook? When the Vietnamese delivery boy shows up, Cisco asks him, patronizingly, if he knows what’s going on. (He also tips the kid what might be $40 or $60, because, well, why not?) Then he asks, more kindly, if he can do anything for the boy, who responds by indicating that he’d like to contact his family back home via Skype. He speaks with them for a few minutes, but the movie’s sweetest moment comes just after he closes the lid of the MacBook: He stoops down to kiss it. Ferrara has some fun exploring both the high-tech and low-tech ways in which a human being, on the last day of mankind’s existence, might reach out to others. At one point Cisco steps out on his roof deck and lift a pair of field glasses to his eyes, the better to peep through his neighbors’ windows: He sees groups of people huddled together quietly; he also sees a man who’s just cooked a steak for himself, cutting a portion for his begging dog. In the city, looking through other people’s windows is sometimes voyeurism (benign or otherwise), but often it’s just a casual means of human connection, a point Ferrara makes beautifully here. And then there’s the Internet, which connects us all for better or worse. Ferrara can’t seem to get enough of Skype — but then, who among us can? After Cisco and Skye have a lover’s spat that really might be the end of the world, she rushes to her computer to Skype with mom, and what should pop up on the screen but the blessedly unfixed and unadorned face of Anita Pallenberg, who, in a voice that sounds either like the Devil or a lifetime of too many cigarettes (or both) tells her daughter how much she loves her and that she’s proud of her. She also tries to comfort her in the world’s last moments with a piece of advice that’s halfway between outright howler and sage mommy wisdom: “Just go to another sphere and it will be all right.” That’s sort of a metaphor for the act of watching Ferrara’s movies — going to another sphere is always required. At least in the case of 4:44 Last Day on Earth , it really is kind of all right. Read Movieline’s profile of 4:44 Last Day on Earth director Abel Ferrara here . Follow Stephanie Zacharek on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
Brush up on what ad man Don Draper and the ad folks at Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce have been up to as the AMC show returns Sunday after 17-month hiatus. By Josh Wigler Jon Hamm in “Mad Men” Photo: AMC “Mad Men,” like the advertising world it revolves around, is a busy show. Lots of comings, lots of goings, lots of inside baseball, lots of Jon Hamm getting drunk. Making matters even more complicated is the fact that the 1960s-set AMC drama has been off the air for dangerously close to two years, thanks in large part to contract disputes between the network and “Mad Men” creator Matthew Weiner. Now, “Mad Men” is finally set to return for its fifth season on Sunday night. But, as is often the case with the show, don’t expect Weiner and company to welcome you back into the world of Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce with an instruction manual. If you don’t remember what went down in the last few seasons of the Emmy Award-winning show, that burden rests entirely on you. So if you’re behind on your “Mad Men” know-how, or simply need a refresher before Sunday night, don’t sweat it: Keep reading for 10 things you need to remember about season four going into the weekend’s big season-five premiere.
The accused, acquitted and infamous “Tot Mom,” Casey Anthony is embracing religion and plans on getting baptized soon, according to a new report. Anthony, 26, wanted to do something to “signify a new beginning in life.” “Casey has planned to get baptized sometime this month,” an insider said. “She figured getting baptized would be the best way start this new chapter.” Last July, Casey Anthony was – to the surprise and dismay of millions – found not guilty in the murder trial of her two-year-old daughter, Caylee Anthony. Her deceased little girl is another big reason she’s reached out to God. “Casey believes that Caylee is with God now and wants to ensure her own salvation so that she’ll see her daughter again someday,” the source said. Fearing for her life, but required to remain in Florida as she completes probation (for check fraud), Anthony has been in hiding for nine months now. The only glimpse into her life since has been from her leaked video diaries , which she showcased a new hairstyle, a nose ring and her new puppy. “I’m just really starting to feel good about a lot of things. It’s about time,” Casey said in one clip. “I’m really starting to like the way things are going.” “I’m just so happy . I’m really happy.”
When will the family drama end!!!! Bobby Brown is not thrilled about his daughter’s “new” relationship with Nick Gordon. A source has confirmed that Bobby Kris is in fact engaged and is showing off a huge diamond enagement ring that was once worn by the late Whitney Houston. The source also stated that Bobby Brown is “really upset” and “worried” about the unconventional romance.
It seems Jay-Z is not willing to look past the fact that Rihanna has given Chris Brown, the man who violently beat her, a second chance. There have been rumors floating around that Jay-Z and Beyonce do not wish to have Rihanna interacting with their daughter Blue Ivy, now that she has rebuilt her once crumbled bridge, with Chris Brown. Those close to the situation have said that neither Jay or Beyonce, will not let her see Blue Ivy, so long as she chooses to have a relationship, romantic or otherwise, with Chris Brown. According to an unnamed friend: “Jay-Z’s not only Rihanna’s mentor, he’s also like her big brother. He got Beyoncé to tell Rihanna he doesn’t want her around the baby if she takes Chris back. He wants Blue to have positive role models, not someone who’d take back a man who hit her.”
No that’s not all. In the latest issue of Sister2Sister Magazine, Ice T breaks down the science on the swirl . Check out the full quote from S2S below: S2S: Did you ever date Black girls? Ice-T: Yea, my daughter’s mother is black. Coco is the first white girl I’ve ever dated… Me myself, see, I came up around a group of players. Once you get into this player zone of the hustlers and the pimps and all that, then race goes out the window… They played a whole bubble. We say we play the whole bubble, from the snowflake to the earthquake… So it’s kind of like, once you realize that you’re fly as a man, then it just becomes “Baskin-Robbins.” It’s like, anybody you’re looking for you don’t look at race, you just look to see “woman.” “I’ll tell you the problem with the Black female: Here you go, here’s your quote: It’s that Black men will fawk anything. And Black women are just attracted to Black men. And that’s what throws the fawking balance off. S2S: I talk to them all of the time. I say, “Stop limiting yourself.” I mean, our men are with everybody. Ice-T: Because what happens is, as a brother, you realize that you’re attractive to everybody… When I met Coco, I was not necessarily looking for any particular female. I was just me being Ice-T. And when she walked up to me I was like, wow. She was beautiful to me. I looked in her eyes and I was like, damn! Then when I’d seen what she was working with, I’m like damn, this little girl got a body on her. But still, that was just physical. I didn’t know where her head was going to be. As we started to talk, she was saying what I needed to hear at that time, and everything just fell in place. Eleven going on 12 years later, we’re still together. So you can’t really know who’s going to make it happen for you and make you happy. I couldn’t have said I need, say, an Asian girl, and found Coco. You follow me? I couldn’t have put a title or race on who I was going to be with. Interesting. So is he on point with his swirl philosophy or does he have some nerve??? Read more about Ice T and Coco (and her fake boobies and real cakes) in the April issue of Sister2Sister Magazine currently on newsstands. WENN More On Bossip! Pancakes: The 10 Hottest Women With The Tiniest Cakes For Your Information: 10 Disturbing Facts About Minorities In The Criminal Justice System For Your Viewing Pleasure: Mommy Banger BeyBey Takes Blue Ivy For A Walk With Mama Tina Til’ Cancellation Do Us Part: The Best And Worst Of Reality TV Weddings
Apparently Robert Downey Jr made a statement about Hayden Panettiere being the victim of a Child Prostitution ring when she was a kid. You know just another hollywood child dragged into the dark perverted consequence free world of the rich and famous….where pedophiles, addicts and freaks roam free….as the world around them worship them…not knowing how fucked up money can make a motherfucker…. This is what he said…or apparently said…I stopped listening to the story when I read Hayden was a child prostitute…..not cuz I love child prostitutes…but cuz that means she’s got lots of practice in fucking…and coupled with her disability, possibly caused by her childhood sex ring trauma, you know shit stunted her growth….she’s all of a sudden far more fun to me…albeit damaged…but all bitches are damaged! Leslie P. is not just a poor victim in this trainwreck. Trust me. She’s at LEAST 50% responsible (if not more) for encouraging, enabling, and at times even participating in her hubby’s twisted fucking life. Leslie’s kinks cross the line into depravity, illegality, and inhuman sickness. As in: Ryan ONeal, John Phillips, Tish Cyrus, and Dan Schnieder territory. (Far worse than Pimpa Joe Simpson!) She’s not just had chances to stop it or walk away with the kids, but she elected to not protect her kids – and give in to the hedonistic sickness in her bedroom (all for her own greed). You think Dina Lohan is bad? Leslie’s guilt is compounded by trying to save her daughter’s “IMAGE” (so as not affect her earning potential); and hoovering her own mountain of drugs, booze, fame, and fucking (of everything with legs)…Leslie IS as bad as her hubby – maybe worse because she KNEW it was wrong but didn’t stop it and at times fueling it. It’s easy to argue that Hayden is forever a victim which drives her own insane life choices – and I’m not a psychologist – but she has taken it further into becoming a willing perpetuator of it (and saying she loves it). Not just the physical and mental violence she enjoys, but her insatiable appetite for the most bizarre shit she can indulge in to “top” herself. She was offered help by some who genuinely cared for her and worried for her. She mocked them and tore off on her own streak. Now? She craves it and considers nothing taboo. NOTHING! Just ask Mario Lopez. What it comes down to is that we all need to do what we gotta do to get a head…even if that means taking producers in our mouth and/or child vaginas… Either way….good story….who cares….it doesn’t matter….hollywood is fucked, rich people are fucked…we’re all fucked. I have no exclusive on this….I just have old bikini pics of her and her mom… And her and her Russian monster cock she used to fuck….
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