You know how Christmas is supposed to be all about peace on earth and goodwill towards men and baked goods and all? Somehow, this lady right here didn't get the memo. Emma Tapping, a 36-year-old mother of three, apparently gets that giving back is supposed to be a big part of the holiday season, but damn, did this girl go too hard. See, Emma has three kids: a 14-year-old daughter, a 10-year-old daughter, and a little toddler-aged son. And this is what's “under” her Christmas tree this year: When she shared that absurd photo on Facebook, she wrote “Another year of hard graft, saving and planning. Another year of my family making me proud everyday.” “They deserve a great Christmas. The haters will hate but nothing and no one will change how I do Christmas.” Yes, this is just how Emma does Christmas, OK? Haters will hate, but nothing will stop her from spending $2,000 on 300 presents for three kids. Sure, it's materialistic as hell, and yeah, there are so many presents here that it honestly looks kind of tiring. Seriously, each of those poor kids has to rip into 100 presents on Christmas morning and pretend to be excited about each and every one of them. It's kind of cruel when you think about it. Check out Emma defending her choices — and doing some more Christmas shopping! — in this crazy clip:
You can’t help who your parents are, but you do have a say in who you help get elected president, which may be why the sight of Donald Trump’s children elicits such a visceral reaction of disgust from so many Americans. Ivanka Trump may not be looked down upon with the sort of disdain reserved for noted Patrick Bateman look-alikes Donald Trump, Jr. and Eric Trump, but she’s not exactly beloved at the moment. So while it’s not all that surprising that Ivanka got an earful when she deigned to fly commercial this morning. Several media outlets are claiming that Ivanka was “attacked” aboard a Jet Blue flight this morning. Now, before you get too upset, you should know that this was a “verbal attack,” and later reports clarified that Ivanka was “harassed” by an “out of control passenger.” Still decidedly not cool, especially since Ivanka was with her kids, and everything is approximately 800 times scarier aboard an airplane. But obviously, nowhere near as severe as we were initially led to believe. The passenger was removed from the plane, but not before giving Ivanka an unwelcome piece of his mind. And what did the guy have to say? Well, nothing Ivanka hasn’t heard before. “Your father is ruining the country,” he reportedly shouted. He followed that (valid) observation with another solid point, asking: “Why is she on our flight? She should be riding private.: Yeah – why is Ivanka on a Jet Blue flight? Like, no offense to JB – we dig the seat-back TVs and the on-brand blue tortilla chips – but did Ivanka forget her last name when she booked this flight? Not only does Donald Trump own a private jet and talk it about freakin’ constantly, one of his first duties as president-elect was to brag about his insider knowledge of the air travel industry. So the news that his daughter and her kids are sipping Dunkin’ Donuts coffee aboard a discount airline flight is more surprising than the news that other passengers aren’t crazy about Ivanka. Interestingly, this isn’t even the first Trump-related midair kerfuffle since the election. Last month Delta banned a Trump supporter for life after he was caught on video berating female passengers for voting for Hillary Clinton. Fortunately, Ivanka is moving to Washington, D.C. , despite her earlier promise to remain in New York City, so she won’t have to get harassed by airborne plebes every time she wants to participate in the upcoming 4-year sh-tshow of a presidency. View Slideshow: Ivanka Trump: 15 Photos of Donald’s Gorgeous Daughter!
Toya Wright Cosmo Interview Toya Wright is opening up about the strength she’s had to exhibit during this tough and trying year . Toya sat down with Cosmopolitan to talk about her close bond with her daughter Reginae, and how much she feels the need to defend her on social media: Reginae and I are very close. I’m not only her mother, but her friend. When I first had Reginae, I had so much support from my family and of course her Dad, Wayne. The advice I would give to any parent is, always be open with your children. My daughter talks to me about everything and she is on the road to being a successful entrepreneur and businesswoman. We have been very blessed! I honestly don’t pay attention to the haters. UNLESS, someone says something about my daughter and then Mama Bear kicks in. I don’t care what people say about me, but kids are off limits. Social media is a blessing and a curse, but it is great for my businesses. And delves into how she has been able to press forward through the multiple deaths in her family this year. I stay in constant prayer. It hasn’t been easy. As a black female entrepreneur, I have to keep working hard and keep pushing. Plus, work keeps my mind off of anything I may have going on in my personal life. I know that God is always watching over my family and me. It’s great that she’s able to find some strength and support and make it through circumstances that would EASILY break many people. Keep your head up, Toya! Cosmopolitan
There’s something magical about Britney Spears showing off her middled aged mom fitness in some Yoga Pose….and that is that she is wearing short shorts that allow us all to see pretty much as close to her labia as she can get without being naughty….so I get to stare at all that inner thigh and the top curvature of her ass cheek..and assume it is exposed for us to masturbate to…because I want to masturbate to it like it was the day her “Hit Me Baby One More Time” video dropped…in 1997…an era when slutty teens were less common and easier to cum to…even though that was 20 years ago… I guess I’ll always have a place for Britney in my heart, because I am old and watched her career unfold…and part of that is her crazy, the other part of that is the idea of K-Fed knocking her up…She’s Britney Bitch…iconic… The rumor is that she’s apparently dating her trainer, which I am sure was not challenging at all for her to pull off, seeing as she is Britney Spears and she could pretty much fuck anything she wants… She’s also bi-polar, in her sexual prime, looking good and ready to be filled….all the fucking time so a personal trainer makes total sense…. She’s on a short leash with her controlling parents – who want to protect their investment, they don’t want to fuck up their money making scheme, that happens to be their daughter, she has been really profitable and there is still more to be made..so they probably are very strict on who can get close to their prize trophy…but they allow her to spend time with a trainer because they don’t want another fat dumpy Britney – it was bad for business…so let her get recharged and feel alive with some dude who is probably pretty happy with this personal trainer lottery win… Fucking this is something all personal trainers dream of when they first get into personal training and their families laugh at them….you know fuck the celebrity or rich client and knock her up, or start a fitness line, or book a reality show for fat people are the real top level….but I guess fucking this is something all people dream of…Britney is magic. The post Britney Spears is Fucking her Trainer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Yesterday, angry cartoon gourd Donald Trump won the Electoral College vote , thus ensuring that he’ll be groping genitals in our nation’s capital come January 20. On the same day, the Russian ambassador to Turkey was assassinated as a direct result of Vladimir Putin’s involvement in the ongoing massacre in Aleppo, serving as a reminder of the dangerous entanglement of alliances in Eastern Europe and the Middle East, which historians warn have created a volatile situation frighteningly similar to the circumstances that preceded World War I. Trump has close ties to Russia and Putin, so much so that his secretary of state nominee, Rex Tillerson , was awarded Russia’s highest civilian honor as thanks for brokering hundreds of millions of dollars in Russian oil deals, which are currently on hold due to US sanctions. What does all of this have to do with Malia Obama smoking pot ? Well, not much on the surface (or at all, really), but before we get to the trumped-up (no pun intended) gossip that you came for, we thought we’d remind you that: 1. There are far more important things happening in Washington at the moment than a legal adult contracting a case of the munchies, and 2. If you have an 18-year-old in your life, you should probably encourage them to get in all their bad behavior now, as they might not get a chance later, and they’re probably less likely to be chosen for the Hunger Games if they’re all glassy-eyed. “Malia’s been caught up in a lot of scandal, and now she’s been MIA at a lot of family events,” one “insider” tells Radar Online. “People are wondering if she went to rehab or if she’s just hiding out.” “She’s been an embarrassment to Barack and Michelle, so it’s no wonder they want her out of the picture,” adds the source, who probably went on to bust out a bunch of charts that fully explain #Pizzagate. The made-up unidentified insider adds that the first sign of trouble was when Malia and her sister Sasha weren’t by President Obama’s side during his annual Thanksgiving turkey pardon. Obama dismissed their absences, explaining, “They just couldn’t take my jokes anymore,” but wake up, sheeple! Clearly, she was strapped to a hospital bed somewhere, convulsing from the pot withdrawals! “The Obamas didn’t raise their daughter to behave like this,” says the source, who we’re increasingly convinced is Trump’s imaginary PR guy John Miller. “Michelle blamed Barack for Malia’s wild behavior and pot-smoking, and said their daughter obviously got it from him.” Yes, clearly, the President of the United States of America has been low-key living the life of a Hunter S. Thompson caricature, and his psychedelic shenanigans have rubbed off on his eldest daughter. For shame, sir! In case you methed the part of your brain that picks up on sarcasm out of existence, we don’t actually think that Malia’s alleged drug use is worthy of national attention. Now, if you’ll excuse us, we have a bunker to stock with canned goods.
Rob Kardashian has issued an apology, made a vow and asked for your prayers. All in the course of a couple Instagram posts. Over the weekend, Kardashian and Blac Chyna appeared to break up for the 978th time, although this split was scripted in especially impressive and creative fashion. FIRST, Chyna claimed someone hacked into her Instagram account, leaking damaging emails and text messages that included her slamming Rob as “fat” and “lazy.” Other exchanges hinted strongly that Chyna was going to dump Rob some time next year, after securing a trademark on the last name “Kardashian” and laughing all the way to the bank. We’ve posted several screen shots from Chyna’s alleged hacking throughout this story. Such as… The story then goes that Rob got very angry at Chyna for her leaked insults and plans to dump him… and she responded by taking the couple’s baby girl and simply leaving him. Kardashian made major headlines on Saturday night when he filmed himself all alone inside his home, telling Snapchat viewers that he was a “broken” man as a result of Chyna’s actions. Since then, Chyna has posed online with a rumored new love interest and Rob has sworn that this is not yet another Kardashian-related publicity stunt. He said on Sunday that the split is real. Oh, and Chyna’s mom spoke out, slamming Kardashian and saying he needs therapy . So, really, we’re talking about your basic 48 hours for a couple that needs to generate ratings for its E! specials and its E! reality series. And now Rob has jumped on Instagram once again to issue a heartfelt apology, while also expressing his love for Blac Chyna and claiming he’ll actually take Tokyo Toni’s advice. “This weekend I was in an emotional bad place and did some things that embarrassed myself and my family,” Kardashian wrote in an Instagram post on Monday, adding: “I apologize and I’m seeking help to deal with my flaws/issues. Please pray for me and I’m sorry @blacchyna. You are a great mother to our child and I love you.” Now, IF we’re supposed to believe that Chyna was really hacked… and IF we’re supposed to believe that she sent people emails bashing her fiance and confessing that she plans to leave him… … then we have no idea why Rob would be apologizing. View Slideshow: Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian: A Turbulent Timeline of Doom Might these two have gotten so trapped in their own web of lies that they can’t even keep track any longer of which fake storyline they’re tying to tell to the public? Along with the Mea Culpa issued above, Rob shared an adorable picture of daughter Dream Kardashian and promised to be the best parent he can be to the one-month old. “I am going to get better for you Dream. You are my life and gave me a new start on being a better me. Love you,” he captioned the following image. And this is where things just get sad. If Rob and Chyna want to play a million games with each other and/or with the media and/or with their followers, fine. Whatever. So what? That’s how this family has rolled for years. But there’s now a child involved. There’s nothing funny or entertaining about Dream’s parents breaking up every week; or pretending to break up every week; or whatever the heck you choose to believe about this story. There’s also nothing funny about Rob turning to religion and exploiting people’s belief system. You want us to pray for you, Rob Kardashian?!? Allow us to pose a question in response to that request. Another allegedly leaked Blac Chyna text exchange. Harsh, isn’t it? PRAY FOR WHAT?!?
Is Keysha Ka’oir Hiding Secret Seeds? After Gucci Mane’s Breakfast Club interview dropped the internet went crazy after people started tweeting about Guwop’s fianceé Keysha Ka’oir’s past. There have been rumors that Gucci’s main lady previously had 3 kids and left them in Jamaica to pursue a modeling and music career in the states, but they died down. Now people are trying to dig the old news up and investigate if Keysha is hiding her kids. Keyshia Kaior left her 3 kids behind in Jamaica, you think she care about lil ol Angela Ye trying to fuck Gucci? — Lo-Anne The Scammer (@Solodeauxleaux) December 16, 2016 Wait Gucci's fiancé has 3 kids that she left behind in Jamaica? pic.twitter.com/foLrRvIV71 — Tommy Hendrix (@Taden90) December 16, 2016
We Can’t Get Enough of YG’s Daughter West Coast rapper YG shared a moment with his baby girl via Instagram and its got our baby fever acting up. We love seeing a father wrapped around his daughters finger and it looks like little Harmony is doing just that.
Messy, messy, messy… Tokyo Toni Beefs With Her Daughter Blac Chyna Tokyo Toni and Blac Chyna had tongues wagging this week after several fans noticed that the mother-daughter duo was seemingly beefing on Instagram. Earlier in the week Tokyo boasted that she’d bought herself a new house as she prepares to settle her divorce. “I have 2 jobs and run OMG Entertainment,” said Tokyo.”I just brought [sic] a new house! I will register at Walmart or Target.” shortly thereafter, however, Chy shut her ALL the way down and noted that she actually bought the house for her mom. Shaaaaaaade! Why you gotta do your mama like that Chy??? In addition to the house shade, Tokyo was none too pleased that her daughter’s not supporting her charitable efforts…. Hit the flip.
Hey, do you want to hear a ridiculous story about Donald Trump? We know, we know, our entire society has basically turned into a ridiculous story about Donald Trump , but trust us, you’ll want to hear this new development. It’s not so much about Trump directly as it is about Scott Baio, the Red Hot Chili Peppers’ drummer’s wife, and an alleged assault, but … well, you’ll see. OK, so Scott’s kid goes to the same elementary school as Chad Smith’s kid. Chad, of course, is in the Red Hot Chili Peppers, and his wife, Nancy Mack, took their child to a school function. Scott was there with his daughter, Nancy noticed Scott, and that’s when things got bad . At this point, it’s important to point out that Scott is a loud and proud Trump supporter. He spoke at the Republican National Convention in July, where he urged us all to “make America America again!” He said that Trump was running for president “out of the goodness of his heart,” while Hillary Clinton was running because she felt “entitled to the presidency.” And then, if you needed more proof of his delusional nature, in 2010 he tweeted an unflattering photo of Michelle Obama and remarked “He wakes up to this every day.” Get it, like poor Barack Obama, he’s married to an absolute queen? Yeah, the joke didn’t land , but what we’re getting at is that Scott has a history of being absurd when it comes to political figures. Right, so he and Nancy were at the elementary school function, and when Nancy saw him, she confronted him about his support of the Mighty Orange One. According to the police report Scott filed — yeah, you know this is going to get good — he asked Nancy to keep her voice down since there were so many children around, but she refused. She brought up the infamous “grab them by the pussy” comments that Trump made, asking Scott how he could possibly support a man who said such things. Scott said that she “repeatedly screamed” the phrase “grab them by the pussy.” He kept asking her to stop, you know, for the children, but she wouldn’t, and then he claims that she actually attacked him, that she shook him and pushed him and grabbed him. All that is in the police report, but sources close to Nancy maintain that “she was merely trying to show Baio how Trump hugs women” and that she “denies any intentional physical aggression.” Yes, you’re reading this right: this is a story about a woman who tried to grab Scott Baio “by the pussy” at an elementary school function. The world will never be the same. The local sheriff’s department is looking into the incident, but honestly, does the outcome matter? Will it add anything to the story? Will it lessen its effect on our hearts? Of course it won’t. Nothing ever could. In times of sorrow, when Donald Trump finally destroys the country, let’s let this moment be of comfort to us. This one, glorious moment in which a Red Hot Chili Pepper’s wife grabbed Scott Baio by the pussy. Let it hold us in our darkest hour, let it flood our souls with hope for a better tomorrow. View Slideshow: 13 Stars Who Are Actually Happy Donald Trump is President
