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REVIEW: Dull, Unfunny Grown Ups Pees in the Summer Movie Pool

The perhaps intentional irony of Grown Ups is that it doesn’t appear to have been made by — or even for — actual grown-ups. Maybe that’s supposed to be part of its charm. A riff on the idea that boys will always be boys, no matter how old they get, Grown Ups brings together five middle-aged characters who have no idea how they ever got out of short pants, though in reality, they haven’t gotten out of short pants at all: They wander through the movie in those boyish baggy shorts that hang to the knee, unable to commit to being actual trousers.

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REVIEW: Dull, Unfunny Grown Ups Pees in the Summer Movie Pool

Padma Lakshmi Has Really Bad Taste

I actually watch Top Chef quite a bit, not because I’m into food, but because Padma Lakshmi is so hot I’d sit through a show about French mimes if she was the host. Here she is out the other night in her sexy little shorts showing off her delicious long legs. I love her. And yes you’re seeing this right, I don’t know how the hell it happened, but that is David Spade she’s with. I couldn’t believe it either, just the thought of it is disgusting. I won’t hold it against her though, everyone makes mistakes, I know I’ve made a few fat ones, but I think she and I can work through this. Call me.

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Tina Fey ‘Innovents’ New Ways To Give NBC the Middle Finger on 30 Rock

You’ve really got to hand it to Tina Fey. While you would think that jokes about NBC are in the “What’s the deal with airplane food?” stage of comedy at this point, she continues to find new and exciting ways to wet willy her bosses — like reducing the Leno/Conan war to a shift debate between two janitors.

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Late Night Highlights: Jay Leno Wrestles a Wolf, Jon Stewart Defends South Park and J. Lo Finds Her Monroe

You might not know this, but every night at 11:35 P.M., dog pounds around the nation adjust the rabbit ears on their archaic black-and-white television sets and tune in for the Tonight Show monologue. They howl at what they think are the good jokes (“Happy Earth Day Kev!”), whimper at the bad (“In Beverly Hills, recycling plastic means remarrying your ex-wife”) and then dream about Jay Leno adopting them and letting them live inside his thousand-car garage. Well, that all changed during last night’s show, when dog orphans around the country watched in horror as Leno awkwardly shushed and coldly patted their distant relative, the American Gray Wolf, during his Earth Day segment. “Aw, hell no,” they thought, before switching the channel to Lopez Tonight . That sad clip, as well as the other highlights you missed while getting in touch with your inner Glee kid , after the jump.

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Late Night Highlights: Jay Leno Wrestles a Wolf, Jon Stewart Defends South Park and J. Lo Finds Her Monroe

Whose Booty?

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo , Beauty , Hot Bodies Can you guess which demure lady showed off her lacey backside in L.A. on Tuesday

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Susan Boyle: Home, Sweet, Broken into Home

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo , Beauty A day after a teen boy allegedly broke into her UK home, pop nana Susan Boyle emerged from her house looking rosy and waving to fans on Wednesday.Looks like peeps really want to get a hold of the 65 48-year-old’s goodies. See Also Pint-Size ..

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David Spade — Spaghetti & Eight Balls

Filed under: Wacky & Weird David Spade loves Italian food — but his favorite recipe probably won’t be found in your mama’s cook book … unless your mom is Amy Winehouse. See Also Spade — No Regrets on Farley Direct TV Ad Spade’s Spawn Has Arrived ..

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David Spade — Spaghetti & Eight Balls

Spade — No Regrets on Farley Direct TV Ad

Filed under: David Spade David Spade says he has no regrets about resurrecting a classic scene from “Tommy Boy” — featuring the late, great Chris Farley — for a controversial DirecTV ad, telling TMZ that offending people was never his intention.We got David outside Boa …

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Ellen DeGeneres Terrifies Taylor Swift

Set up fake dressing room and hidden cameras. Crouch down and hide in the corner. Scream and scare the living crap out of guest

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Ellen DeGeneres Terrifies Taylor Swift