Taylor Swift wears 1950s style bathing suits, it’s one of her trademarks, she even sings about them, because she’s a self involved narcissistic cunt that was created by you, every last one of you, who buys into her bullshit….even though SHE WORE A BIKINI THE OTHER DAY The nice thing about one-piece bathing suits, is not that they may make asses look fucking weird, It’s that when you’re long torso like Taylor Swift, shit jacks up in your pussy so hard, you’re forced to show the world your massive pubic bone mound, something that is erotic to some of us who like cumming on skinny girl mound…but scary to others who see nothing but a mini muff gut… Either way, you can see it from a distance…and I guess these are the trials and tribulations of being skinny…and this whole thing has been fascinating enough for me to want to kill myself. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Katie Holmes doesn’t want to wait… for her life to be over another chance to appear on a popular television show. She wants to know right now what it will be. And it will be Ray Donovan! Showtime has confirmed that the former Mrs. Tom Cruise will play a “major” role on Ray Donovan Season 3: she’ll come on board the drama as a shrewd business woman named Paige. According to the network press release, the character will be the daughter of billionaire producer Andrew Finney (to be portrayed by Ian McShane), who enlists Ray’s services. Holmes, of course, will forever be remembered by television fans as Joey from Dawson’s Creek, but she has more recently appeared on episodes of How I Met Your Mother and Eli Stone, along with the miniseries The Kennedys. And here’s a fun fact: Due to Joshua Jackson’s role on The Affair, Showtime now employs both Joey and Pacey. Whoa . Stay by your phone, James Vanderbeek! 29 Celebrities With and Without Makeup 1. Kim Kardashian Kim Kardashian’s doesn’t lie about the fact that makeup MAKES her who she is. She’s shared more than one tutorial about how to get her signature look using highlighting products to contour her face.
Katie Holmes doesn’t want to wait… for her life to be over another chance to appear on a popular television show. She wants to know right now what it will be. And it will be Ray Donovan! Showtime has confirmed that the former Mrs. Tom Cruise will play a “major” role on Ray Donovan Season 3: she’ll come on board the drama as a shrewd business woman named Paige. According to the network press release, the character will be the daughter of billionaire producer Andrew Finney (to be portrayed by Ian McShane), who enlists Ray’s services. Holmes, of course, will forever be remembered by television fans as Joey from Dawson’s Creek, but she has more recently appeared on episodes of How I Met Your Mother and Eli Stone, along with the miniseries The Kennedys. And here’s a fun fact: Due to Joshua Jackson’s role on The Affair, Showtime now employs both Joey and Pacey. Whoa . Stay by your phone, James Vanderbeek! 29 Celebrities With and Without Makeup 1. Kim Kardashian Kim Kardashian’s doesn’t lie about the fact that makeup MAKES her who she is. She’s shared more than one tutorial about how to get her signature look using highlighting products to contour her face.
If you’re not familiar with Riff Raff, just imagine if someone threw Kesha in a blender with the worst ’80s neon fashion and then poured that toxic concoction into one of Lil Jon’s bejeweled pimp goblets. He’s a rapper (and apparently an aspiring pro wrestler) but Riff is best known for briefly dating Katy Perry and just generally being a ridiculous human being. Mr. Raff famously bid farewell to his epic coke and booze habits recently in hopes of bulking up for his WWE debut. Fortunately, his new life of (relative) sobriety hasn’t made him any less of a blinged-out human acid trip, as you can see in the video below: Riff Raff Diet Plan “I don’t wanna be lil something. I don’t want to be such-and-such a lil la, la, la. A little hokey-dokey, a little shungy-lungy” Riff begins in what appears to be some sort of language that twins teach other. He goes on to detail the diet that’s allowed him to pack on 30 pounds in just one month. Prepare to feel much less guilty about that order of wings you wolfed down for lunch: “I eat hamburgers, a lot of seafood, lobster, pizza…You ever have buttermilk ranch sauce over ice? In a cup and then you drink it? You should try it some time.” “Some people eat all healthy. I don’t wanna hear that sh-t…Some people want to eat chicken breasts and rice. I flat-out can’t because it tastes too much not nice.” Vice conducted a follow-up interview with Riff after this video was filmed. It seems he’s gained another 15 pounds, he’s training with Hulk Hogan, and he’s just as committed to his strict health regimen: “I EAT A LOT OF FIVE GUYS BURGERS AND FRIES 4 TIMES A DAY SUMTIMES,” says the man also known as Jody Highroller for some reason. Sounds like a solid plan to us. Hopefully, his tour rider includes a defibrillator these days. 15 Best You Did Not Eat That Instagram Posts 1. Kourtney Kardashian vs. That Fried Thing on a Fork Kourtney Kardashian IS pregnant, so MAYBE she ate that fried thing on a fork. But probably not.
If you’re not familiar with Riff Raff, just imagine if someone threw Kesha in a blender with the worst ’80s neon fashion and then poured that toxic concoction into one of Lil Jon’s bejeweled pimp goblets. He’s a rapper (and apparently an aspiring pro wrestler) but Riff is best known for briefly dating Katy Perry and just generally being a ridiculous human being. Mr. Raff famously bid farewell to his epic coke and booze habits recently in hopes of bulking up for his WWE debut. Fortunately, his new life of (relative) sobriety hasn’t made him any less of a blinged-out human acid trip, as you can see in the video below: Riff Raff Diet Plan “I don’t wanna be lil something. I don’t want to be such-and-such a lil la, la, la. A little hokey-dokey, a little shungy-lungy” Riff begins in what appears to be some sort of language that twins teach other. He goes on to detail the diet that’s allowed him to pack on 30 pounds in just one month. Prepare to feel much less guilty about that order of wings you wolfed down for lunch: “I eat hamburgers, a lot of seafood, lobster, pizza…You ever have buttermilk ranch sauce over ice? In a cup and then you drink it? You should try it some time.” “Some people eat all healthy. I don’t wanna hear that sh-t…Some people want to eat chicken breasts and rice. I flat-out can’t because it tastes too much not nice.” Vice conducted a follow-up interview with Riff after this video was filmed. It seems he’s gained another 15 pounds, he’s training with Hulk Hogan, and he’s just as committed to his strict health regimen: “I EAT A LOT OF FIVE GUYS BURGERS AND FRIES 4 TIMES A DAY SUMTIMES,” says the man also known as Jody Highroller for some reason. Sounds like a solid plan to us. Hopefully, his tour rider includes a defibrillator these days. 15 Best You Did Not Eat That Instagram Posts 1. Kourtney Kardashian vs. That Fried Thing on a Fork Kourtney Kardashian IS pregnant, so MAYBE she ate that fried thing on a fork. But probably not.
Nadine Leopold is some Austrian model, like Hitler, only probably more into killing fat girl self esteem with her celebrated skinny body, than killing Jewish people. You know all about the unrealistic body image and getting paid for it, instead of being about an aryan race and killing people off to make that Aryan race….but I guess being an elitist, top tier woman who I’ve never heard of, but who I assume only dates billionaires and good looking people, sticking with the 1 on yachts because they are the top echelon , and having no interaction with common normal people because they aren’t allowed in the VIP room, is kind of that utopian blonde and blue eyed state… Yes I compared underwear modelling for Urban Outfitters…to Nazi Germany. TO SEE A TON OF MORE LINGERIE PICS OF THE DAY CLICK HERE
I was once told that Sahara Ray had sex with someone I know. I don’t know if that is true or not, but based on the NAKED LUI SHOOT SHE DID …I would be down to watch…and sure that’s not saying all that much because I watch ugly people have sex all the fucking time…I am not hard to please…but it’s saying something because I would rather watch her fucking… Like every instagram model in LA, she’s launched her own bathing suit line, because the one thing the world needs is more fucking bathing suits…SWIM EVERY DAY MOTHERFUCKER and never wear the same suit twice…but I guess it’s worth supporting a girl with a dream and the tits to get some dude in the clothing business to invest in her because it’s not all that much money for a rich person to come up with 6 bathing suit styles in China, in exchange for having meetings with her…many meetings…all while trying on her own brand of suit… It’s actually cheaper than a hooker… That said…her campaign is on Polaroids…because she’s so fucking hip it hurts…and if you click on them they will get larger so you can fixate on her outstanding body. I think I should start trying to be her friend. I think this is day one of seduction. I think the love starts now and we need to Em-Rat-Cow her to the next level….because if Em-Rat-Cow taught us anything in her 11 months of fame…it’s that tits…are all that matters
