I was once told that Sahara Ray had sex with someone I know. I don’t know if that is true or not, but based on the NAKED LUI SHOOT SHE DID …I would be down to watch…and sure that’s not saying all that much because I watch ugly people have sex all the fucking time…I am not hard to please…but it’s saying something because I would rather watch her fucking… Like every instagram model in LA, she’s launched her own bathing suit line, because the one thing the world needs is more fucking bathing suits…SWIM EVERY DAY MOTHERFUCKER and never wear the same suit twice…but I guess it’s worth supporting a girl with a dream and the tits to get some dude in the clothing business to invest in her because it’s not all that much money for a rich person to come up with 6 bathing suit styles in China, in exchange for having meetings with her…many meetings…all while trying on her own brand of suit… It’s actually cheaper than a hooker… That said…her campaign is on Polaroids…because she’s so fucking hip it hurts…and if you click on them they will get larger so you can fixate on her outstanding body. I think I should start trying to be her friend. I think this is day one of seduction. I think the love starts now and we need to Em-Rat-Cow her to the next level….because if Em-Rat-Cow taught us anything in her 11 months of fame…it’s that tits…are all that matters
We’re taking a break from posting Selena Gomez nude photos and wondering about a Selena Gomez secret project to present an inspiring speech from – you guessed it ! – Selena Gomez. The young singer took to the stage at We Day California yesterday and addressed a group of fans, opening up for the first time about her recent stint in rehab. “I lost sight of who I was,” Gomez said of her multi-week stay in January. “I listened to opinions of people, and I tried to change who I am because I thought the others would accept me for it. And I realized I don’t know how to be anything but myself.” The exact reasons behind Selena’s rehab visit have never been made public, though many believe she was an emotional wreck following her relationship with Justin Bieber . Selena Gomez WE DAY Speech Gomez advised everyone to “stay true to yourself” and added: “I’ve learned from my actions, and for all the things I’ve done, I’m proudest of that. I’ve learned from my mistakes.” And that’s really all we can ask of ourselves, isn’t it? Selena also noted that “you are who you surround yourself with,” causing us to guess whether she’s referring to Bieber… and, if so, whether she’s doing so in a positive manner or not. Selena Gomez adidas NEO: Spring/Summer 2014 Campaign Open Slideshow 1. Selena Gomez adidas Neo Model Selena’s got modeling chops and this sexy photo proves it! View As List 1. Selena Gomez adidas Neo Model Selena’s got modeling chops and this sexy photo proves it! 2. Selena Gomez adidas Neo We would love to know what Selena is pondering in this photo… 3. Selena Gomez adidas Neo pretty Ah, spring is in the air. Selena looks cute and feminine in a dress/jacket combo. 4. Selena Gomez adidas Neo Flower Dress Selena’s all about flower power this coming season. 5. Selena Gomez adidas Neo Flower Selena welcomes florals for the Spring/Summer line. 6. Selena Gomez adidas Neo Black Tank Selena models for her adidas Neo line in skinny jeans and a blank tank. 7. Selena Gomez adidas Neo legs Selena puts her best foot (and entire leg) forward showing off an edgier look. 8. Selena Gomez adidas Neo Stripes Selena strikes a director’s pose in fun black and white stripes. 9. Selena Gomez adidas Neo Scream A messy-haired Selena lets out a scream. Get it out, girl!
Ashley Wagner’s figure skating short program was hot but the judges scores left her cold. The 22-year-old American skater did a little shimmy with joy as she took her bows on the ice, confident her performance was excellent. But when she saw her score – a 63.10 – she couldn’t hide her disappointment. Like, at all. Wagner’s shocked face quickly became the Sochi Olympics version of McKayla Maroney’s “not impressed” face from the 2012 Summer Olympics. “Bullsh*t”, she mouthed to her teammates, although she later amended her statement to “To score that low was very disappointing to me,” when she spoke to reporters. The score put Wagner in fourth place but it was good enough to advance the U.S. to the next round, where they ended up with a bronze medal in team skating. I think she deserves a gold medal in awesome faces, in any case. Remember when McMayla Maroney wasn’t impressed either at the 2012 Summer Olympics? Check out the best of that meme in our sideshow: McKayla Maroney: Not Impressed! Open Slideshow 1. McKayla is Not Impressed! McKayla Maroney is not impressed with her silver medal at the vault in the Olympics. Ho hum. View As List 1. McKayla is Not Impressed! McKayla Maroney is not impressed with her silver medal at the vault in the Olympics. Ho hum. 2. McKayla Maroney at the Royal Wedding McKayla Maroney is not impressed with the royal wedding. Like at all. 3. Not Impressed at Iwo Jima Not even the Marines raising the flag at Iwo Jima during WWII can impress McKayla. 4. The Grand Canyon National treasure? Eh. McKayla is not impressed by three million years of erosion. 5. Not Impressed with the Guys Seriously dudes. McKayla does not like what she sees here all that much. 6. Unimpressed with Kim and Kris’ Wedding McKayla Maroney is not impressed with Kim and Kris’ wedding. She had this pegged from the beginning! 7. McKayla Maroney and Ryan Gosling If Ryan Gosling calling her is not impressive, the girl drives a hard bargain! 8. Dwight Howard Trade McKayla is not impressed with the Lakers trading for Dwight Howard. 9. Not Impressed By Paris Hilton McKayla Maroney is not impressed with Paris Hilton’s DJ career. Or anything for that matter. 10. Safety School McKayla Maroney is not impressed by your acceptance letter to WSU. 11. McKayla Maroney Not Impressed With Eastwooding Clint Eastwood’s RNC speech did not impress McKayla Maroney. Few things do. 12. Not Impressed Meme McKayla and her teammates strike McKayla’s signature pose. 13. McKayla Maroney Pic McKayla Maroney, unimpressed in a leggy Twitpic! 14. President Obama and McKayla Maroney President Obama meets McKayla Maroney in this photo. And he’s not impressed. 15. McKayla Maroney Face McKayla Maroney makes her signature “not impressed” face on the Late Show with David Letterman August 14, 2012.
Flappy Bird, the addictive mobile game that flew to the top of the iPhone and Android app downloads charts in recent months, has now flown the coop. A tweet from the creator suggested that its huge success had become a burden for him personally, despite the insane sums of money he banked. “I am sorry ‘Flappy Bird’ users, 22 hours from now, I will take ‘Flappy Bird’ down,” developer Dong Nguyen wrote Saturday. “I cannot take this anymore.” What is the “this” he’s referring to? Flappy Bird Pulled Nguyen, a Vietnamese developer with a studio called DotGears, did not reply to interviews request, but has previously said that the game “ruined” his “simple life.” “It is not anything related to legal issues,” he said. “I just cannot keep it anymore.” The notoriety for creating the no-frills game, in which players steer a tiny bird through an obstacle course of metal pipes, is not something he ever sought. Although new players can no longer download “Flappy Bird,” the popular game remains playable for those who had already added it to their devices. As of last week, “Flappy Bird” had an average four-star rating from more than 543,000 reviews in the Apple App Store and 228,000 on Android. It reportedly earns $50,000 a DAY in mobile ad sales alone. As the flap over the game being taken down continues, hundreds of phones with “Flappy Bird” installed have appeared on eBay at prices up to $15,000.
Her name is MJ DAY and she’s the editor of SI. A website that refuses to link DrunkenStepfather because they are haters…and think we’re too awesome to links… Well she’s been posting the behind the scene from their swimsuit shoot to instagram, but since the models are all under hush clauses and not allowed to discuss their deal, you know to keep excitement alive, so that the redneck people get legit boners like it was being seen for the first time,… I’m more into the models being headless…It’s a fetish and a sneaky way to try to trick us into not recognizing these girls…who are always half naked and might as well not have faces to begin with… Since I look at these chicks all day, I know at least one of them is Emily Ratajkowsi, another is Nina Agdal…. My money is on Emily Ratajkowski for the cover…here are her instagram pics…can you guess the rest of the girls? I am not a virgin loser weirdo…who obsesses over these girls, even though you would think I would be because I have this site…but I don’t even know my own name half the time, so I’ll let you work this riddle out for me.
There’s a few things going on in this picture…the first is that the girl taking the selfie is the 2 Drunk 2 Care DUI driving/murdering girl in Florida…which is a great story about some dumb bitch tweeting she was too drunk to care, only to have a head on collision that killed two girls, only for the police to hit her twitter and see that she was 2 Drunk 2 Care two hours before the accident, which is better than 2 hours the accident, because that would mean she has no soul, when you know she’s going to have a life of sadness and self destruction instead…FUN!! Look how FUN being an idiot can be… The other thing is that that’s going on is that she’s taking a selfie, the one I call a “2 Drunk 2 Care Selfie”…which only happens when you are “2 Drunk 2 Care”…its part of the whole Selfie being the most popular word and activity of people everywhere thanks to being self involved cunts… Either way, it’s Kaila MEndaoza and she is the SELFIE OF THE DAY….
First the victim couldn’t identify him and now this. Cops Possibly Covering Up Jameis Winston Sexual Assault Allegations This is smelling a little fishy. How can an allegation that can ruin a man’s career get this far without the witness being able to identify him? We hope this police cover up isn’t true. According to TMZ: There’s evidence Tallahassee cops tried to sweep the sexual assault investigation targeting Florida State University QB Jameis Winston under the rug to protect the team and its star player … and ONLY took aggressive steps after TMZ Sports started asking questions. Sources in the State Attorney’s Office tell us they never even knew about the investigation until Tuesday … JUST ONE DAY AFTER TMZ Sports began making calls to cops about the alleged assault. Our sources in the State Attorney’s Office say … it was highly unusual cops wouldn’t have filled them in about the case until this week. The sources say cops would have typically notified them when the investigation was completed, and Winston’s lawyer reportedly says cops told him it was completed in February. Now get this … TMZ Sports started calling police about the case on Monday. We were told someone would get back to us later that day, but there was radio silence for 2 days … we made repeated calls Tuesday and Wednesday and no one got back to us until late Wednesday afternoon. Sources in the State Attorney’s Office tell us … the timing — getting notified about the case months after it supposedly was closed and just a day after TMZ started calling — is suspicious. The State Attorney has now re-activated the case and sent it back to cops for further investigation. And there’s a twist — guess what would happen if Winston was even CHARGED with felony sexual assault — under FSU’s rules … he would be AUTOMATICALLY BENCHED … killing the team’s national championship hopes and his Heisman Trophy chances. People start acting shading when championships are on the line.
Is the media coverage of Kate Middleton’s post-pregnancy body, which became THE topic right after she gave birth to the Royal Baby , disrespectful to women? Since the moment she and Prince William presented Prince George Alexander Louis of Cambridge to the world, her figure became a talking point. Reactions to her appearance ranged from positive to negative to just plain curious. “Why Does Kate Middleton Still Have Her Baby Bump?” screamed one headline. “Kate Middleton’s royal baby post-bump is a boost of confidence for mums everywhere,” another said. “How can she look so pretty just after giving birth?” One fashion blogger wrote “in all honesty, the dress was not pleasing to the eye, neither was the stomach. I hope she gets her post-maternity bod soon.” Scores of Middleton-related search terms clogged the web, such as “diet,” “post baby bump,” “belly,” “stomach,” and “why does Kate Middleton still look pregnant.” Kate remains wildly popular, but could the whole thing signal that society’s obsession with her looks puts unrealistic stress on mothers and women? “The media’s neuroticism over Kate’s post-pregnant looks is brainwashing women,” human behavior expert Patrick Wanis told Fox News. How? He says that the intense coverage implies all women will be “judged and criticized unless they meet the new standard – unattainable perfection.” “The obsession with the perfect female body is spiraling out of control.” The same DAY she gave birth, a weight loss tabloid cover from OK! sparked outcry thanks to its “Kate’s Post-Baby Weight Loss Regime” headline. As for the medical reason her “bump” is still showing, experts say it takes around 10 days for a woman’s womb to contract back to its normal size. Many praised Kate for her “bravery” in challenging one of the taboos of pregnancy – the post-partum belly – and for not recoiling from the spotlight. Basically, she’s not image-obsessed and doesn’t care what people say, and certainly isn’t holding out for a huge tabloid photo spread a la Kim Kardashian . Just the same, when it comes to the media, critics say it’s all too much. “The focus should be on how she feels as a mother and the love and nurturing she will express as well as the bond between her and her newborn,” Wanis said. “Rather than whether or not she still looks hot. And hot for whom?”
My name is Kelly and I am 14 years old. I’ve been supporting Justin since ‘09. On November 28, 2012 I met my life. I’ve waiting for that day since I first saw Justin singing ‘One Time.’ My sister @Power2Thebiebs and I had entered the contest on BieberFever to meet Justin for the day we would be going to the Believe tour. To tell you the truth, we really didn’t have hope. I knew that the winners received an e-mail if they won the contest the day before the concert. The whole day I was asking my sister if we had received an email, but she kept on telling me no and that I really shouldn’t get my hopes up. That night I decided that I was going to go to bed early because I would be taking a yearbook picture and didn’t want bags under my eyes. Right as I went into bed my sister screamed, “KELLY! KELLY!” At first I thought something bad happened to her, then it just came out of my mouth, “DID WE WIN?!” She started screaming, “YES YES YES.” I was in complete shock, I literally sat on the floor shaking and crying, not actually taking in the fact that I WAS MEETING JUSTIN THE NEXT DAY. I couldn’t handle my emotions. I didn’t fall asleep that night until 12 and woke up at 5 in the morning. I just sat in my bed thinking of what I would say to Justin. After a few hours in school my mom picked me up I quickly changed into my Bieber shirt and shinny purple leggings. We finally arrived at MSG and I didn’t know what to do with myself. While we were on line Scooter walked by and I couldn’t stop shaking. I started to cry but I told myself that I had to keep it together. My mom and little sister came along with us even though we didn’t have passes for them, we got lucky and they got in without any trouble. Kenny was standing outside of the bigger black curtain so I said, “Hey Kenny” a good three times until he actually heard me. He was so sweet and replied “Hey sweetie.” All of a sudden I turn my head to see Dan Kanter calming me down. I just looked at him and didn’t know what to say besides “I LOVE YOU.” He kept on laughing. I begged him to take a picture but he said, “You’re about to meet Justin and the guards wont let me, sorry sweetie.” The security held the curtain open for me and I walked in. All of a sudden I see a perfect human being standing right in front of me. I couldn’t get any words out. I said, “Hey Justin” and he said so sweetly, “Hey sweetie.” I didn’t know what to do with myself. I hooked onto Justin and stared at his face until we took the picture. It was flawless! My sister is also a huge belieber and she wasn’t standing next to Justin. Luckily the little girl and her dad let my sister take their place so she could be next to Justin. Before I could even ask for a hug I was pulled out by the security guard. The concert was amazing, I was so tired but I still managed to dance and scream the whole entire time because anything for Justin is worth it. It was the most amazing day of my life. I honestly never thought that day would come, but it did so really never say never. -Kelly More here: My name is Kelly and I am 14 years old. I’ve been…
I wanted to tell you about my Bieber experience because I want to share it with people who actually care about the MEETING and not only the PHOTO, and I know that Beliebers do. It all started when Mona (@ JDBswaggy ) asked me if I was going to one of the three concerts that Justin was going to do in Norway. I was not planning on going because no one wanted to come with me and I was not allowed to travel all the way to Oslo by myself. Mona asked me if I wanted to go with her for the first show, on April 16th! I had to pay twice as much as the original price for the ticket, but I didn’t care, because I had waited for this moment since the signing-campaign to get Justin to Norway in 2010. On April 16th I woke up 4:30 a.m., ready to travel to Oslo! Suddenly Mona called, and she screamed in the phone. I couldn’t understand what she was saying and at first I honestly thought she was just very excited for the concert. When I realized what she said, I couldn’t speak. She had won Bieberfever’s contest, she won 2 MEET AND GREETS FOR THE SAME DAY, AND SHE WAS BRINGING ME! My heart was bouncing so hard and the tears slipped. When I was telling my mom I couldn’t speak, I just stood there and smiled big time. Okay, so when we got in line for the M&G’s they brought us in this VIP room where they had separated the ones that bought the M&G (they got individual photos with Justin) and the ones that won it (we had to take pictures in groups of 6). They gave us some general information about the meeting and there were two TV-screens with the video of Justin doing the free concert in Norway from 2012. Suddenly they told us that they had a surprise for us, but everyone had to stay down on our seats. When we were ready, we saw a man appearing in the room, and guess what, it was Dan Kanter! Everyone started to scream and some cried. Dan was so nice and he took time to hug and take pictures with all of us. When it finally was my turn, I hugged him (he smelled amazing), and we took a picture together. Yeah, I was so starstruck that I couldn’t say anything. Suddenly it was time to get in line for the M&G and we were so excited and scared. The guards kept telling us, “Walk in nice and easy, okay? You ready?” Suddenly the curtains was removed. As we got in there all I saw was my idol in real life. He was moving, he was breathing, he was standing right in front of us. It was so crazy! The guards placed us at his side, Mona was standing right beside him, and I was standing at her side. The best thing was that my arm was long enough to be placed on Justin’s back! When the picture was taken, everyone wanted to hug him, but the guards protected him and dragged us away from him. We all tried to get his attention, I shouted, “Good luck!!” to him (yep, very cute, I know) but it all went so fast that I don’t remember if he answered me. Mona got a wave and a smile from him! When we got out they had to cut off our wristbands and I tried not to cry because I didn’t want to flip out in front of the guards. I saw my group coming out of there and cried their hearts out, while I was just laughing. It was too crazy to me, and I couldn’t understand that it actually happened. When we got outside it was raining and people had already started to get in to the concert-arena. Then I started crying, because everything was just too emotional to me. I couldn’t believe that I just had met the one and only Justin Drew Bieber. It was so unreal. After the meeting we went to his concert, and it was just amazing! April 16th 2013 was the best day of my life, and I will never ever forget that day. I can’t explain how thankful I am to Mona that she brought me, I just can’t thank her enough for this. The next day I actually saw DJ Tay James and some of Justin’s dancers too! -@IdaHoie Go here to read the rest: I wanted to tell you about my Bieber experience because I want…