Not only did Kobe Bryant just get a day named after him by the city of Los Angeles and start a multmillion dollar company, but his Nike Kobe 11’s are getting the “Mambacurial” treatment. Since Kobe joined the swoosh just over a decade ago, he’s received his own signature sneaker every year. And lately, aside from the slew […]
Since they’re likely going the 21 Jump Street route with this new Baywatch movie, I suppose an Alexandra Daddario nude scene wouldn’t be completely outside the realm of possibility. Just like a decade ago when Wedding Crashers made a ton of money and the studio decided everything should be R-rated, this film will hopefully benefit the most from such a lenient directive and let Alexandra bust out those gorgeous double-Ds!… read more
J.Lo has either lost her mind, or she’s out there for a cash grab, promoting bullshit, because that’s what she does, and she’s doing it by reverting back to the same kind of big cleavage dress from a decade ago that went viral, a decade ago….and she’s still at it…big cleavage gets hit…but it’s hardly something you’d want your 45 year old mom wearing anywhere, especially not on TV, because it’s trashy….but I like trashy, I like tits, I like cleavage, and I even like 45 year olds doing all these things…especially when they are fucking rich…and it is absolutely unnecessary… Here’s the segment, I doubt her nipple fell out at…. To see more thumbnails CLICK HERE
This isn’t the Sam Cooke your mom used to jerk off to….. This is some slut who FHM said had the best boobs in Britain half a decade ago when she was a page 3 girl for the UK Sun back in 2006 and I guess her career just blew up so hard…..that she’s a page 3 girl again today probably trying to make rent money cuz the last 6 years have left her 25 and not rockin’ the best breasts in the UK…that just a lie FHM told her…it’s all lies people…. So here she is today….for old times and new beginnings, holding onto the one contact that answers her calls….
There’s nothing like watching old ladies on the beach in their bikinis when they are stacked like Sofia Vergara. You know unable to control her tit behavior, forced to carry it around like her little friend she has to tenderly care for because without it she’d never have a career. I mean other that looking at 18 year old girls in bikinis holding their tits cuz they just started the pill for their first sex partner cuz he is allergic to latex and are amazed with how swollen they now are….but we don’t have pics of that….so Sofia Vergara is what we’re left with.
I am all for seeing pics of anyone in a bikini, especailly Cameron Diaz, because I’ve always thought she had it going on a decade ago and she carried herself into old age pretty fucking gracefully, that was before seeing these pictures of her ripped, thick barrel-chested Mickey Rourke lookin’ body. Seriously, I don’t think this is even a chick anymore….sure it’s in a bikini….but I’m not convinced until I see pussy lip. All this to say that aging is a horrible thing.