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50 Cent Denies Dating Chelsea Handler

Chelsea Handler may have Tweeted a photo of herself in bed with 50 Cent , but the two are definitely not a couple, according to the rapper-turned-actor. When Access Hollywood’s Maria Menounos asked 50 to set the dating rumors straight at the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah, he did just that. And he said the two are not involved romantically. “No, you could’ve asked Chelsea,” he said . “She made that visible for everyone to know.” Probed again by Maria, who mentioned the late night host and the rapper’s closeness of late, Mr. Cent laughed and said, “We’re just good friends.” So why has Chelsea been talking about the star so much lately? “‘Cause we’re friends,” 50 said. “That would be a good reason to talk about me.” Makes sense. But where’s the fun in that logic.

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Mariah Carey — The Video She Just Can’t Stomach

Filed under: Mariah Carey , TMZ TV Mom-to-be Mariah Carey is definitely not expecting … the amazing/bizarre video of nature’s greatest miracle we found. All we can say is … good luck Mimi! Check out TMZ on TV — click here to see your local listings! Read more

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Renee Zelleweger’s “Cameltoe” of the Day

Renee Zellewger may have serious cameltoe, or she’s wearing a diaper, or she just has some serious pussy lips that can’t be tamed because her pussy is as Alien as her fucking face….but whatever is going on, she’s making it clear that not all pussy is created equal…. Sure, we all have different pussy expectations – wants and needs – but I can tell that this pussy is definitely not top notch by any standards..if pussy had a socio-economic standings, it would not be in the Royal Family, or a Rothschild, or a Rockafellar…this pussy would not own banks and run secret societies that control the world economy…it would be homeless on the street convulsing and choking on its own vomit caused by needle sharing hepatitis…It wouldn’t be on the Forbes rich list in the top 3, I’m talking somewhere between Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg…cuz this pussy is not pro, it’s a monster…. But then again it is safe to say that this pussy isn’t pussy at all and that Renee Zellewger doesn’t have serious cameltoe, but that she does have a fucking dick. And the good news is that at least no dude has ever jerked off to her ever…I know this for a fact, meaning this penis revelation doesn’t make any of you as gay as I think you are…. Here are the pics…

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Matthew Bellamy and Kate Hudson photo

“It#39;s definitely not something I#39;m looking for,” Kate Hudson tells the October issue of Elle UK. Though Hudson, 31, and rocker Chris Robinson split in 2007, the divorce, she says, “doesn#39;t put me off.” With one marriage behind her, Kate Hudson doesn#39;t see herself walking down the aisle in her immediate future. “I#39;ll just see what happens. I think a lot of times people are terrified of love and stop themselves from experiencing it,” she tells the magazine. “I don#39;t ever want

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Britney Spears Lookin Like a Primate in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know about this Britney Bikini shit…it’s one of those I prefer the useless, damaged mom pussy in clothes, because her body looks fat, sloppy, maybe even angry, and it is not something I feel like crawling up and dying inside of… Sure, crazy pussy is generally fun. It does crazy things and fucks in crazy ways and the fear it brings keeps things fresh and exciting, but not when it is medicated and controlled by it’s dad because this crazy pussy, unlike the bitch who throws feces all over the laundry room in my building, is so managed that her glassed over eyes I can tell are screaming for help can react to the voices in it’s crazy head…. Either way, put some clothes on, or pull some stunts…cuz this corporate Britney sucks. To See The Rest of the Pics – Follow This Link GO

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Sophie Monk in her Bikini Is Alright of the Day

I am not sure what’s going on with Sophie Monk’s tits, but they look deflated and sad. Maybe that’s what happens when a bitch can’t afford to eat cuz she doesn’t get work, or maybe it’s just the stress of being a bottom feeding hollywood whore who can’t even land bottom feeding work is making her try harder to look good….I just know that there’s something about her muppet looking face, and pretty hot, eager body that makes me want to fuck her with my tongue, I just don’t know what that something is, but I can tell you one thing, it’s definitely not her Paris Hilton herpes pussy that she got from her lesbian relationship with the Good Charlotte sister who cheated on her with Paris Hilton cuz his twin ran off with Nicole Richie and wouldn’t fuck him anymore…leaving him lost and confused…. Here she is in a bikini, doing what bottom feeders trying to get noticed do. To See The Rest of the Pics – Follow This Link GO

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Lady Gaga’s Half Naked Crowd Surfing of the DAy

This is the kinda shit that makes paying 100 dollars for some outdoor festival seem like a serious waste of fucking money. It’s like you get to the show, you get drunk, you get into the whole thing, and next thing you know, some half naked ugly chick who may have a dick gets thrown at your fucking head…sure you are given every opportunity to shove your finger up her sweaty and disgusting ass, but you don’t have that much time to react cuz you’re distracted by wiping the it off your fucking face…. A little known fact about me is that I have fondled Gaga’s ass. This is a totally true story that happened last year and that was not one of my prouder moments…but basically she was wearing a similar outfit, she had bodyguards around her, she was dancing on a booth with Perez Hilton and I snuck my hand around the security and started fondling her ass for what felt like 3 hours and 20 minutes, but was probably a minute. She didn’t notice…but despite what I was expecting, it was actually firm and I guess that was my brush with fame before it was really famous that wasn’t as good as the night I spent with Lohan and that’s all I have to say about that. She is so fucking full of shit….this is all a lie and here are some of the disgusting fucking pics…. Here’s the horrible video….

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Ashley Greene Bikini Pictures of the Day

Ashley Greene is the average at best girl in Twilight….who has been lucky enough to get attached to the shit that’s made fucking Billionaires like it was Star Wars or Harry Potter…pretty much setting her for life and making idiots with no taste fall in love with her cuz compared to the other bitch in the movie, who is an inbred monster, this bitch is a 10….but she’s definitely not when she’s in her bikini. Her ass is shitty, not cuz she ate bad Mexican food, but because it’s got no fucking shape. Shit looks like it’s eating itself, or being sucked in by her pussy, in some kind of “this bitch must have 3 kids” way. Seriously…I’ve been complaining that she needs to up her nudity while people are watching and still care, cuz fame is fleeting and shit comes and go, but I shoulda sized her up before I put that out there, cuz I think she fucking sucks…. To See The Rest of the Pics – Follow this Link GO

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Tracy Ryerson beach photos

Tracy Ryerson in Santa Monica last week, star of the hit show The Real L Word (a reality series that follows the lives of six les-bians in L.A.). But I#39;m not so sure about that. I don#39;t see any pillows for fighting or scented oils for rubbing, and she#39;s definitely not wearing a low-cut schoolgirl outfit. Doesn#39;t seem like much of a “real” hot woman to me at all.

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Coca-Cola Scam Hits Facebook [WARNING]

There’s a new scam on Facebook promising to show you a video revealing the “truth” about Coca-Cola, but all it’s really after is your personal info. The message reads: “I am part of the 98.0% of people that are NEVER gonna drink Coca Cola again after this HORRIFIC video,” followed by a link. If you click on the link, you’ll be asked to share the video seven times. However, the counter doesn’t work, so eventually you’ll be tempted to click on a link that says “Cant Be Bothered To Wait? –> Click Here To Skip This.” The second link takes you to a poll, which — you guessed it — is the central part of the scam. It asks you for personal information you should definitely not reveal to just anyone or any application. As always, we advise you not to click on suspicious links, even if it comes from your Facebook friends who might have fallen for the scam. And under no circumstances should you give away your personal information, unless you’re absolutely sure why and who you’re giving it to. added by: irishlonewolf