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Jerry Seinfeld: Lady Gaga is a Jerk and I Hate Her

“This woman is a jerk. I hate her.” – Jerry Seinfeld on Lady Gaga While the comedian was (partially) joking in an interview with New York’s WFAN radio, he’s definitely not gaga over the singer’s recent baseball game antics. “I can’t believe that they put her in my box, which I paid for,” Seinfeld said, referring to Lady Gaga’s bizarre, profanity-laced meltdown June 10 at Citi Field. Gaga showed up during the fifth inning of the day game between the Mets and Padres and was furious that her front-row seats were close to photographers. Instead of sitting, she vanished into a lower-deck concourse, only to reappear in a little bit later in the empty luxury box owned by Seinfeld, a big Mets fan. “You give people the finger and you get upgraded? Is that the world we’re living in now?” he said . “How old is the finger? How’d it even get to be the finger?” Oh, and what is the DEAL with wearing a bra as a top? “She is talented,” said Seinfeld. “I don’t know why she’s doing this stuff. I don’t know what these young people think or how they promote their careers.” He then expounded on her antics: “I’m not one of these all-publicity-is-good people. People talk about you need exposure – you could die of exposure.” Well, there’s one person who won’t be buying Gaga’s new album . When the WFAN host pointed out to Seinfeld that Gaga was at the rival Yankees’ game on Friday, Seinfeld said, “Oh please, wake me when it’s over.” “So you’ve had enough of her?” Steve Somers asked Jerry. “Yeah,” Seinfeld said. “I wish her the best,” but then added in one final dig at Lady Gaga, “you take one ‘A’ off of that and you’ve got gag.” Not one of the best Seinfeld quotes ever … but good.

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Jenna Jameson Drug Test Clean; Tito Ortiz Lying?

Jenna Jameson claims Tito Ortiz is full of it when accusing her of being high on OxyContin during their altercation Monday – because she passed a drug test. One day after the domestic incident that left Tito Ortiz arrested for assault, the test, administered by American Toxicology Inc. in Las Vegas, was negative. The porn queen’s system had no trace of 10 drugs she was screened for – including cocaine, weed, meth and Oxycodone, a major ingredient of OxyContin. After his arrest, Tito claimed the incident was sparked by Jameson’s addiction to OxyContin , and that she fell over in the tub. Jenna vehemently denies this. Now, after receiving the results of the test, Jenna is reaffirming her claim that she was attacked: “I am definitely not addicted to OxyContin or any drug.” Is Tito just trying to save his a$$ by slandering Jenna? Reports suggest Ortiz threw Jameson in the tub. Tito denies this, suggesting she took a nasty spill herself. Is he lying, or is the truth somewhere in between? Jenna’s attorney, Ronald Richards, said the following: “The lab tests clearly exonerate Jenna Jameson of any hint, iota, or suggestion that she ingested or was under the influence of any controlled substances.” “Statements made by anyone to the contrary are completely impeached by the results from this prestigious testing facility.” So where do we go from here? Despite two contradictory statements Jenna made in the hours after the incident, clean test results cast some doubt on Ortiz’s theory that Jenna relapsed. Who do you believe?

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Olivia Munn Is Naked With Elephants

Olivia Munn is an elephant and she needs to be free! Wait. No, that's definitely not it. How about … This ad was made in Microsoft Paint! OK, yes, but we're still missing something. Ah, I see it now. Boycott the circus because Olivia Munn is naked. Which you should do. Because she is. I'm so glad we got to the bottom of that. The Best Links: Olivia Munn Combats Circus Cruelty | PETA.org Olivia Munn Nude PETA Ad Protests Cruelty To Circus Elephants Circuses Are Bad Watch Olivia Munn On Attack Of The Show Olivia Munn Nude PETA Ad: Boycott the Circus View

Pink: Not Knocked Up By Carey Hart

Rumors of a pregnant Pink have been surfacing of late. They’re not true. The singer has been playing it coy, but her rep leaves no doubt with this succinct message: “Pink is not expecting .” That clears things up … unfortunately. Word that the singer and her husband Carey Hart might be expecting began spreading as she was photographed with what appeared to be a baby bump. But it’s not to be. At least not yet. Nope, that’s definitely not a pregnant Pink . In a move that kept fans wondering, Pink posted a Tweet last week stating: “Off to the gym … Lord knows when this 600-lb. baby comes out that I’ve been growing for eight years, I’d better be strong and physically prepared!!!” Nice to see she hasn’t lost her sense of humor … although we wonder if the story about Carey Hart nailing Michelle McGee elicited as many laughs.

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Michelle Hunziker Is Red Hot In Miami

Swiss actress Michelle Hunziker is still vacationing in Miami Beach and we’re definitely not complaining. Thankfully she ditched the Ed Hardy bikini for this Ursula Andress/ Dr. No looking one.

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Live at American Idol: What Had Kara DioGuardi Up In Arms?

You’d think all that flirting with Simon Cowell—and Randy Jackson and Ryan Seacrest—would put a girl in a better mood, but tonight that was definitely not the case for Kara…

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Kendra Not Pregnant Again, Just "Enjoying Time" With Her Family

In case you’ve heard otherwise, the Wilkinson-Basketts are remaining a family of three for now. “I’m definitely not pregnant,” Kendra Wilkinson-Baskett exclusively tells…

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Sarah Hyland Wearing a Bathing Suit of the Day

I don’t know who this Sarah Hyland chick is – but apparently she’s on TV. I did look up her age, because she’s definitely not worth getting arrested over and it turns out that she’s 19 so despite looking 14, she’s legal and I guess that’s the whole problem with sex offenders, you see there are 14 year olds out there with 32F bra sizes and 20 year olds her look 11, but the guys who fuck the 14 year olds are criminals and the ones who fuck the 20 year olds who look 11 aren’t and I guess all I gotta say is that they better keep a close eye on this Hyland’s boyfriend after she dumps him, I have a feeling he’ll be the weirdo next to the park playground…and for anyone else out there into little boys dressed like girls on the beach…this is for you…. Pics via PacificCoastNews Pics via Bauer

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Some Lindsay Lohan Lesbian Outfit Pics of the Day

The greatest news of the week was that Lohan will go back to cock when Sam Ronson dies, because until Ronson dies, Lohan is committed to her….she seems to think they are like soulmates who have been united in past lives and are meant to be, and together they have faced adversity, conflict and challenges, but their love carried on and was stronger than anything they had thrown at them. They were Romeo and Juliette, Leo and Kate in Titanic, J.Lo and Diddy, Bill and Claire Huxtable, Stan and Dorothy on Golden Girls, and all the other great love stories of world history….or maybe they are just drugged out idiots who think they are more important than they are…and try to find purpose in their useless privileged lives or maybe I’m just jealous cuz I haven’t a love like this, that would turn me homo it was so strong, like an entity of it’s own, or maybe I just don’t like Lohan giving ignoring the love I have for her….in a “If I can’t have her, no one can” stalker kind of way, but that whole Lohan Stalkin’ thing I did a few years ago was just a stunt to get on Access Hollywood that didn’t work,I just really like lookin’ at her tits, that she constantly forgets to bring out….I’d call her a cocktease, but the fact she fucks Ronson, kinda proves she’s definitely not one of those….Ronson naked has the ability to turn any man faggot and apparently one girl dyke… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Cheryl Cole and her Prison Tattoos for Those of You Who Care of the Day

Cheryl Cole is from another country that I know nothing about. She is involved in a scandal that I know nothing about because she is a girl I know nothing about who was in a band I know nothing about and who was married to a half-black guy soccer player who I know nothing about and who rocks prison tattoos she may have got for committing a crime I know nothing about, or because she’s just a tacky piece of trash whore from the UK you all want to fuck who thought that these tattoos were actually hot when she got them, before being famous, back when she was suckin’ dick in lock bar bathrooms to pay the nice man who bought her all those drinks back for being such a nice guy, who lucky for her happened to be the producer of the Spice Girls who was responsible for finding Geri Spice the same way…..his nickname in the industry is the “trashman”….I just made that whole story up, but I figure it’s a hell of a lot more interesting than her actual story…..and suckin’ dick to the top is definitely not that far from the truth…. Here she is in some short shorts…. Here she is with a solid push-up or padded bra cuz her tits look pretty serious…. Here she is in a grey dress…..like a catholic school girl in her tunic you’ve probably exposed yourself on public transportation to….I mean if you’re anything like me… Pics via Bauer Pics via Fame

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