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Johnny Depp’s Mustache Is Causing Problems In The Bedroom

When it comes to Johnny Depp’s mustache in ‘Mortdecai,’ Gwyneth Paltrow is definitely not a fan.

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Johnny Depp’s Mustache Is Causing Problems In The Bedroom

Johnny Depp’s Mustache Is Causing Problems In The Bedroom

When it comes to Johnny Depp’s mustache in ‘Mortdecai,’ Gwyneth Paltrow is definitely not a fan.

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Johnny Depp’s Mustache Is Causing Problems In The Bedroom

Scarlett Johansson Needs To Grow Her Hair Back!

Listen, I like Scarlett Johansson as much as the next guy with a working set of eyes, but yikes. I’m definitely not digging the new haircut on her in these pictures from a charity fundraiser in New York. I don’t know why hotties keep doing this, but short hair is never a good look. I mean, it only worked for Miley Cyrus because she kept getting topless and showing off her booty to distract us. Actually, that’s not a bad idea. Maybe this could still work for Scarlett after all. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Anastasia Ashley Sweater Porn for Esquire of the Day

Anastasia Ashley is the fucking worst…but I love her. She’s also a surfer, who is definitely not surfing the big wave I want her to be surfing, the one above my dick that happens every time I move or slap my fat as fuck belly, after being bloated from drinking and diabetes, because I am disgusting… I guess when she’s not surfing, she is in Esquire modelling sweaters, not quite as erotic, on all fours, topless, or while shoving said sweaters inside her to keep her empty womb full and warm….but I guess that would be a different kind of Sweater fetish shoot, it would be actual sweater porn, and that wouldn’t be too next level for a corporate and sterile men’s fashion and lifestyle magazine… But I guess her pantsless in sweaters is still a hot enough concept, even though it could be a hot as fuck concept…next time they need to step it up….

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Xenia Deli Is My Favorite

Here’s one of my favorite models and the hottest woman on the planet Xenia Deli back with another pants-melting bikini photoshoot again today. And don’t get me wrong, I’m definitely not complaining about seeing more of Xenia, but if she keeps this up, I’m going to burn through my entire collection of sweatpants by the end of the week — all two of them. Oh well. It’s still totally worth it if you ask me. » view all 11 photos

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Miley Cyrus Hot Topless Tanning of the Day

The big Miley Cyrus news, yes, I keep on top of Miley Cyrus news, definitely not intentionally, I am just on the internet and it happens to be a tool designed to shove useless information down my throat in efforts to distract me from real life issues….I’m on the next top 10 cats that look like Elvis faster than I am reading an investigative journalist report on how Ebola is being injected into people for 3 reasons…conspiracy…that you can ignore because they puppet masters puppet master people like Miley to be our dancing Monkey, and as long as she’s topless, in little shorts…she can keep on doing it… That said, the big Miley news is that her snap chat was apparently one that was hacked – and there is sex snaps included in the fun… I feel like the DMCA / Copyright laws will not apply to this, since Snapchat is a broadcasting app – meaning it was meant to get out there – meaning you’ll all see Miley fuck if it is true…and I am all about seeing that…because look at this little hot body…it’s good. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Miley Cyrus Hot Topless Tanning of the Day

The big Miley Cyrus news, yes, I keep on top of Miley Cyrus news, definitely not intentionally, I am just on the internet and it happens to be a tool designed to shove useless information down my throat in efforts to distract me from real life issues….I’m on the next top 10 cats that look like Elvis faster than I am reading an investigative journalist report on how Ebola is being injected into people for 3 reasons…conspiracy…that you can ignore because they puppet masters puppet master people like Miley to be our dancing Monkey, and as long as she’s topless, in little shorts…she can keep on doing it… That said, the big Miley news is that her snap chat was apparently one that was hacked – and there is sex snaps included in the fun… I feel like the DMCA / Copyright laws will not apply to this, since Snapchat is a broadcasting app – meaning it was meant to get out there – meaning you’ll all see Miley fuck if it is true…and I am all about seeing that…because look at this little hot body…it’s good. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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The Ring Didn’t Mean A Thing: Ciara Returns $500K Engagement Rock To Future

That #YoungPass must have gotted revoked! Ciara Returns Engagement Ring To Future With rumors mounting that Ciara was poised to forgive Future’s transgression over the summer , the songstress and new mommy made a definitive move toward officially ending her relationship with the Atlanta rapper. Via PageSix : Ciara is not getting back with Future, and sources say she gave back her 15-carat emerald-cut engagement ring, designed by Avianne & Co. and worth about $500,000. They were engaged in October, but split in August after rumors swirled of him cheating. Ciara stepped out at Paris fashion week’s Lanvin and Givenchy shows. Friends of Ciara, who’s working on another album, tell us she’s “definitely not getting back together” with the rapper, and is focused on being a mom to their son, Future Jr. Well good for her. Glad to see she’s working and focusing on her adorable little baby while all this dies down and she learns to move on. Still no word on what she plans to do about that N (for Nayvadius) tatt on her ring finger, though…

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Kelly Brook Disappoints

I have no clue where Kelly Brook was heading last night when she wore this old lady outfit, but it’s definitely not into my dreams! » view all 18 photos           Photos: WENN.com

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Kim Kardashian on Rita Ora: Keep Her Away From Me!

Kim Kardashian might have left the VMAs during Beyonce’s speech , but while she was on hand she wanted nothing to do with a different pop diva. Kim reportedly asked producers to move her seat away from singer and alleged Jay Z cheating partner, Rita Ora . Rita dated Rob Kardashian back in 2012, and sources say Kim blames Ora for many of Rob’s current issues. Rob’s weight gain and possible drug dependency gained attention when the sock designer and reality star bolted from Kim’s wedding to avoid paparazzi. Rita and Rob broke up after nearly a year of dating in December of 2012 after she allegedly cheated on him dozens of times. Rob has repeatedly refused to speak publicly about the relationship. Kim and family reportedly blame Ora for Rob’s current self-esteem issues and it’s certainly not hard to see why. VMA insiders say Kim made her request calmly and producers were happy to comply. They moved her back several rows where she was seated alongside Kylie and Kendall Jenner. Kim, Kendall and Kylie were later spotted texting during a tribute to the Ferguson, MO protests , but we guess that’s better than a cat fight in the crowd…maybe. 19 Worst Kim Kardashian Photos! 1. Kim Kardashian Krying Kim gets her ugly cry on. It’s definitely not her best look.

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