Salma Hayek may be old, but she is a set of tits that defined a country for a long time, a country that my whore mother was born in and prostituted herself in, until dying premature, but only after creating me with some White American dude we’ll never know…but who could be you..HI DAD!!! She has a rocking set of tits, great fucking tits that we don’t know whether they are real or fabricated but they we all embraces as if they were our own, and not some immigrant tits in a Caravan coming to steal our jobs and rape our women because they are illegal or did when she was pre menopausal…but apparently she’s got a fat ass too…which I guess happens when you gain 40 lbs and you’re wearing a bunch of harness underwear…thanks to some movie magic… TO SEE THE REST OF thE PICS CLICK HERE The post Salma Hayek Old Mexican Redhead in a Fat Ass Tight Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Rachel Bilson may look 100 years old because she is 100 years old…and a little more weathered than the average celebrity because when she was at the peak of her fame she went out to Canada with her Captor and made babies…it was the premise of the hit Canadian Movie “ROOM” that made that actress I don’t find hot, but who is now in action movies, an Oscar Winner now in Action movies…I can’t remember her name and I’m not gonna google it.. This is about Summer Rachel Bilson from the OC, a show I used to watch and relate to college girls at the cheap beer college nights when I was 20 years too old for college…a show I don’t really remember but apparently Micha Barton died on it…and ended up on The Hills…which is definitely some kind of hell….while this one, the hotter one….goes on hikes with her mom tits out…all blurry so you don’t see her wrinkles…in an era of everyone with face injections…seeing a 35 year old face is like seeing a 90 year old face…I don’t know how to interpret it. I guess this is what it looks like when you set a captive free…and I’m talking about her titties. The post Rachel Bilson on a Titty Nature Walk of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Break out the sequins, strike up the band and welcome the latest crop of Z-listers: Dancing with the Stars is back for a 21st season on ABC! Who shone brightest and who fizzled in the face of stiff competition in their debuts? Let’s just say the judges weren’t impressed too often … View Slideshow: Dancing with the Stars Season 21: Official Cast Photos! When Gary Busey, Paula Deen, and some of these other folks we’ve never heard of are all on Dancing with the Stars … it’s an experience. When Paula remarks that perhaps she had soiled her previously white underwear, and we are watching it unfold live, we have no words. Strange times we are living in, THG readers. There were plenty of ups and downs, spins and twirls, but Bindi Irwin and Nick Carter walked away with the top scores on Monday night. Tamar Braxton and Carlos PenaVega, who bested his wife, fellow cast member Alexa PenaVega by just one point, were close behind. On the other end of the scoreboard … wow. With the amount of 4s and 5s given out, this ensemble looked like the least talented ever. Dancing wise, and name recognition wise. “I was a little surprised because we haven’t gone that low in a couple of seasons,” Julianne Hough said, but “we will see a lot of growth.” “We have a great cast. They are more about the characters and the dancing will come. If we start high, there is nowhere else to go!” Fair enough … but check these scores out: Bindi Irwin and Derek Hough: 24/30 Nick Carter and Sharna Burgess: 24/30 Tamar Braxton and Val Chmerkovskiy: 23/30 Carlos PenaVega and Witney Carson: 23/30 Alexa PenaVega and Mark Ballas: 22/30 Alek Skarlatos and Lindsay Arnold: 22/30 Hayes Grier and Emma Slater: 21/30 Andy Grammer and Allison Holker: 21/30 Victor Espinoza and Karina Smirnoff: 15/30 Paula Deen and Louis Van Amstel: 15/30 Gary Busey and Anna Trebunskaya: 15/30 Chaka Khan and Keo Motsepe: 13/30 Kim Zolciak and Tony Dovolani: 12/30 Yes, Kim Zolciak scored a f–king 12. Out of 30. On the bright side for the oft-pregnant Real Housewives of Atlanta legend, Master P remains the only star to register a 2 from a judge on DWTS . His paso doble earned a pair of them, no less. Not only will she never (hopefully) beat Master P’s grand total of eight for a routine, Kelly Monaco earned a 13 for her waltz in Season 1. Kelly went on to be the first DWTS winner! You see? There is hope for all among the Dancing with the Stars cast ! Look back at the past 20 champs in the gallery below and tell us: Who will join this elite ballroom group? View Slideshow: Dancing with the Stars: All the Winners!
Break out the sequins, strike up the band and welcome the latest crop of Z-listers: Dancing with the Stars is back for a 21st season on ABC! Who shone brightest and who fizzled in the face of stiff competition in their debuts? Let’s just say the judges weren’t impressed too often … View Slideshow: Dancing with the Stars Season 21: Official Cast Photos! When Gary Busey, Paula Deen, and some of these other folks we’ve never heard of are all on Dancing with the Stars … it’s an experience. When Paula remarks that perhaps she had soiled her previously white underwear, and we are watching it unfold live, we have no words. Strange times we are living in, THG readers. There were plenty of ups and downs, spins and twirls, but Bindi Irwin and Nick Carter walked away with the top scores on Monday night. Tamar Braxton and Carlos PenaVega, who bested his wife, fellow cast member Alexa PenaVega by just one point, were close behind. On the other end of the scoreboard … wow. With the amount of 4s and 5s given out, this ensemble looked like the least talented ever. Dancing wise, and name recognition wise. “I was a little surprised because we haven’t gone that low in a couple of seasons,” Julianne Hough said, but “we will see a lot of growth.” “We have a great cast. They are more about the characters and the dancing will come. If we start high, there is nowhere else to go!” Fair enough … but check these scores out: Bindi Irwin and Derek Hough: 24/30 Nick Carter and Sharna Burgess: 24/30 Tamar Braxton and Val Chmerkovskiy: 23/30 Carlos PenaVega and Witney Carson: 23/30 Alexa PenaVega and Mark Ballas: 22/30 Alek Skarlatos and Lindsay Arnold: 22/30 Hayes Grier and Emma Slater: 21/30 Andy Grammer and Allison Holker: 21/30 Victor Espinoza and Karina Smirnoff: 15/30 Paula Deen and Louis Van Amstel: 15/30 Gary Busey and Anna Trebunskaya: 15/30 Chaka Khan and Keo Motsepe: 13/30 Kim Zolciak and Tony Dovolani: 12/30 Yes, Kim Zolciak scored a f–king 12. Out of 30. On the bright side for the oft-pregnant Real Housewives of Atlanta legend, Master P remains the only star to register a 2 from a judge on DWTS . His paso doble earned a pair of them, no less. Not only will she never (hopefully) beat Master P’s grand total of eight for a routine, Kelly Monaco earned a 13 for her waltz in Season 1. Kelly went on to be the first DWTS winner! You see? There is hope for all among the Dancing with the Stars cast ! Look back at the past 20 champs in the gallery below and tell us: Who will join this elite ballroom group? View Slideshow: Dancing with the Stars: All the Winners!
Pro rock climber Isaac Caldiero was able to best the Area 51 and Psycho Chain obstacles to be crowned American Ninja Warrior last night. No one can ever take that title away from him! Believe it or not, Isaac Caldiero became the first athlete to ever to win the grand prize – $1 million dollars! – on the new cult hit NBC show. “I mean it’s amazing to think about, like I’ve never made or lived off more than $10,000 a year,” Isaac said of his newfound good fortune. “So to all of a sudden … like I can’t even imagine what it’s going to be like,” he added, stating the obvious: “the future is unknown.” According to Isaac, his girlfriend Laura Kisana, a fellow competitor, could be the first female champion in the storied history of ANW: “There’s definitely some little Ninjettes out there, Laura including. She’s one of the top female athletes and I think she has what it takes!” America Ninja Warrior has been renewed for an eighth season, which will film next spring and air next summer, so she’ll have a shot.
I almost wasn’t going to post this video today, I was going to save it until tomorrow, and then I realized I’d be a fool not to. It’s a high definition video of busty supermodel Kate Upton modeling all kinds of hot little bikinis. I mean come on. So hot. You’re already watching the video aren’t you? I knew it, nobody reads this garbage when there’s a big breasted bikini hottie in the vicinity. Fair enough. *Check out Kate Upton bouncing in super slow motion
See now this is what I like to see. Normally I wouldn’t spend a whole lot of time dealing with Bai Ling pictures, mostly because she frightens me a little, but if she’s going to be walking around looking like this, I don’t really have much of a choice. With a perfect little bikini booty like that, these are definitely some Bai Ling pictures I can get behind. Nicely done.
Anna Paquin has come out as a bisexual . While this news caused somewhat of a stir for fans of True Blood , most viewers are far more concerned about questions surrounding season three of the show, namely: What will happen to Bill and Sookie? When we last left this couple, the former had proposed to the latter… only to be kidnapped at the conclusion of season two. As soon as the show premieres this summer on HBO, Sookie will be looking for her man – but she won’t be alone. Joe Manganiello has signed on as Alcide, a werewolf that will bond with Paquin’s character as they search for Bill. Get your first look at the actor in this role below: “There is definitely some [sexual] energy between the two of them,” producer Alan Ball told EW.com “It’s not like either one of them is looking for romance, but they’re thrown into several intense situations [and] it’s hard not to bond on a deeper level.” The show premieres on June 12. For more True Blood spoilers , visit our pals at TVFanatic.com.
