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Jeremy Renner-Sonni Pacheco Custody Drama: Resolved?

It looks like Jeremy Renner can finally breathe a sigh of relief as he has FINALLY reached a settlement with his estranged wife, Sonni Pacheco. The settlement includes custody and child support for their 2-year-old daughter, Ava. Jeremy Renner and Sonni Pacheco have had a rollercoaster romance after they secretly got married in September of last year, then broke up shortly afterward. After the split, Renner alleged that Pacheco threatened to leak racy videos if he didn’t follow through with getting her a green card and give her financial stability. It was also revealed after the split that Sonni had done a whole host of reckless things, and stopped breastfeeding because she felt guilty about drinking alcohol. Now it appears the two parties have resolved their differences, however. According to TMZ, Sonni will NOT get spousal support since the marriage only just 10 months. We bet Jeremy’s happy that he had a prenup drawn up, right? The custody will be split 50/50 which is a far cry from what Sonni was seeking – Ava all to herself. Sonni will also receive a sum of $13,000 a month for child support. Jeremy’s lawyer, Laura Wasser seems to think it’s all over, but Sonni’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, seems to think otherwise. Either he doesn’t know the definition of settlement, or there’s more to this story that has yet to become public. Stay tuned. 19 Shortest Celebrity Marriages 1. Britney Spears and Kevin Federline View Photo Britney Spears and Kevin Federline made it only two years. Which was by FAR the longer of her two marriages, but that’s not saying a whole lot. 2. Britney Spears and Jason Alexander Britney Spears and Jason Alexander’s quickie wedding in Las Vegas lasted a mere 55 hours before it was annulled. 3. Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian A mere 72 days after saying “I do,” Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian said “I don’t anymore.” Their divorce took 581 DAYS! 4. Jeremy Renner, Sonni Pacheco View Photo Jeremy Renner and Sonni Pacheco made it a whole 10 months. That’s almost a year! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Jennifer Esposito and Bradley Cooper Jennifer Esposito was married to Bradley Cooper for 4 months before she filed for divorce declaring the marriage “wasn’t right.” 6. Mario Lopez and Ali Landry Mario Lopez and Ali Landry (whose claim to fame is being the Doritos girl) were married for 2 weeks before Ali was fed up with Mario’s philandering. 7. Jennifer Lopez and Cris Judd Jennifer Lopez’ taste in men is questionable. She and Cris Judd were married for 9 months making it her second marriage to last less than a year. 8. Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett Julia Roberts and country singer Lyle Lovett married after just three WEEKS of dating in 1993. They were divorced not even two years later. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Carmen Electra and Dennis Rodman Carmen Electra was married to Dennis Rodman for a whole SIX MONTHS. Which is 6 months longer than anyone else can put up with either of them. 10. Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock were married for 4 months. Guess he just didn’t have what Tommy Lee had. 11. Drew Barrymore and Tom Green Remember Tom Green? Yeah, no one else does either. He and Drew Barrymore divorced after 5 months of marriage and he officially became a has-been. 12. Elisabeth Moss and Fred Armisen Elisabeth Moss and Fred Armisen divorced after being married for 10 months. Moss scathingly blamed Armisen for the demise of their marriage. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Sophia Bush and Chad Michael Murray One Tree Hill co-stars Sophia Bush and Chad Michael Murray were married and divorced in under a season of their hit television series. 14. Jana Kramer and Johnathon Schaech Fellow OTH-er Jana Kramer was married to Johnathon Schaech for a scant one month in 2010. 15. Nicolas Cage and Lisa Marie Presley As one of the more bizarre couplings on the list, Lisa Marie Presley and Nic Cage were married for 3 months. She managed to make it TWO YEARS with Michael Jackson. 16. Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Guess that tractor wasn’t so sexy after all. Renee Zellweger filed for an annulment from Kenny Chesney almost immediately citing “fraud.” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa View Photo Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa tied the knot in July 2013. By September 2014, divorce papers were already filed. 18. Josh Lucas and Jessica Ciencin Henriquez Josh Lucas and Jessica Ciencin Henriquez were history in under two years. 19. Elizabeth Taylor and Conrad ‘Nicky’ Hilton Elizabeth Taylor and hotel magnate Conrad “Nicky” Hilton tied the knot in 1950, but lasted only 205 days … three months of which they spent on their honeymoon. Of her eight weddings to seven husbands (she married Richard Burton twice), it was her shortest. The End. Up Next: ” 19 Shortest Celebrity Marriages .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…

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Kate Hudson Legs Parade of the Day

My favorite thing about Kate Hudson is not her legs in shorts as her old lady body that is still good enough walks out of the doctor’s office we can assume she was getting her Valtrex prescription filled out, thanks to fucking every single dude in Hollywood pretty much for the last 20 years…. My favorite thin about Kate Hudson is that she’s fucked every single dude in Hollywood for pretty much the last 20 years… Because there’s something magical about a rich girl, with a trust fund, who never has to work a day in her life, going out there and getting knocked up by 20 by an older dude in a shitty band, to fill the emptiness in her broken soul.. It makes for a good time…unless you’re Owen Wilson, in which case, it leads to your suicide attempt because she just won’t commit after making you snort a ton of coke out of her asshole… At least that’s how I visualize it going down….little cocaine clouds farted out of her into a mans face… Because that’s the kind of girl she appears to be… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Hudson Legs Parade of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shanina Shaik in Some Boring Catalog Pics of the Day

One of my least favorite things in the world is catalog pictures for e-commerce…that use models to showcase shitty product…in a way I can’t jerk off…because I don’t have a shitty product fetish…even when the shitty product is lingerie or bikini product…it is still the focal point of the pics…rather than hot tits, body and pussy definition…so it is the actual commercializing of these tall and skinny girls…you know the shit that pays the bills…when I’m much more into the other aspects of modeling, like getting naked to get noticed so that you get jobs like this for people like me to hate.. Her name is Shanina Shaik, she’s a Victoria’s Secret model cheating on Victoria’s Secret and she’s rumorerd to be Portuguese, but no one I know in Portugal have ever heard of her, probably becasue they are too busy listening to Nelly Furtado songs while fishing for their small fishing village, and even the rest of Europe, becasue that’s what Portuguese are good for…I mean along with cheap roasted chicken… The post Shanina Shaik in Some Boring Catalog Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sarah Hyland got a Bob of the Day

Sarah Hyland got a Bob haircut, whatever the fuck that means, and all the blogs are talking about it like it fucking matters… First thing’s first, who the fuck cares about what haircut anyone has, it’s a fucking haircut and unless it is your shitty ass head dealing with some bargain basement hair slaughtering job…or you’re balding..whether youre a girl or a guy…it doesn’t fucking matter… Secondly, Sarah Hyland is not a fashion icon, trendsetter, or relevant despite being on TV…this isn’t some Rachel on Friends hair from the 90s, when people had no taste on 3 TV channels…not once have a heard “hey that creepy girl who looks 11 despite being 25, thanks hormone therapy, is the definition of style, let me be her”… Lastly, unless we’re talking about pubic hair styles, because I fucking love pubic hair…I’m out… On that note…I’m out… That said…here she is rolling around in bed…which has instantly become a new fetish..I’m sucked in…so who’s this Sarah Hyland girl? I love her new haircut.. . The post Sarah Hyland got a Bob of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amber Rose and Chrissy Teigen Under Consideration for Fashion Police

This may be the definition of irony: According to a new report, E! is considering two women to come on board the Fashion Police… neither of whom is known for wearing very much clothing. Following Kelly Osbourne’s resignation from the program last Friday, the network is in the midst of considering a wide range of stars to take her position on the snark-heavy panel. The first name floated about belonged to Khloe Kardashian . And now and insider tells Us Weekly that both Chrissy Teigen and Amber Rose have been discussed by producers. Teigen is certainly outspoken on social media and she has an impressive modeling resume to back her up. Rose isn’t exactly known to hold back her opinions, either, especially when it comes to the Kardashians. Meanwhile, another source says Naya Rivera may also come on board. “Naya is talking to E! about being on Fashion Police,” the tabloid writes of the pregnant actress. “They are really intrigued, especially since she was so controversial during her View appearances and got so much press.” The combination of Joan Rivers’ death, combined with Giuliana Rancic’s controversial comments over Zendaya, caused Osbourne to quit the show late last week. Sources say those behind Fashion Police will likely rotate guest hosts for awhile and are in no rush to make a final decision, but here is what they should do: Cancel a show that is based entirely on the subjective criticism of others. 2015 Oscars Fashion: Who Looked Best? 1. Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo at the Oscars View Photo And the Academy Award for Best Looking Couple goes to… Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo! 2. Jennifer Aniston at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Has Jennifer Aniston ever looked back on a red carpet? She stuns here at the 2015 Academy Awards. 3. Jennifer Lopez at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Jennifer Lopez showed off just enough cleavage at the 2015 Academy Awards. Not too much, we think. Just the right amount. 4. Scarlett Johansson at the 2015 Oscars View Photo This just in: Scarlett Johansson is beautiful! She reminded us of this at the 2015 Academy Awards. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Rita Ora at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Rita Ora was not nominated for an Academy Award. But she still showed up for the event. 6. Josh Hutcherson at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Josh Hutcherson is a very good looking young man. Here he is at the 2015 Academy Awards. 7. Emma Stone at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Who out there doesn’t adore Emma Stone? The actress poses here on the red carpet of the 2015 Oscars. 8. Lady Gaga at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Before Lady Gaga performed at the 2015 Academy Awards, she wore this on the red carpet of the annual event. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Keira Knightley at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Looking gorgeous, Keira Knightley! The nominee poses here on the red carpet of the 2015 Academy Awards. 10. Viola Davis at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Viola Davis is amazing on How to Get Away with Murder. And she looks amazing here at the 2015 Academy Awards. 11. Naomi Watts at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Naomi Watts isn’t just a great actress. She also looks great one every red carpet! 12. Kelly Ripa at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Kelly Ripa stayed up late for the 2015 Academy Awards. And she looked gorgeous while doing it, don’t you think? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Lupita Nyong’o at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Lupita Nyong’o stals every red carpet event she attends. Case in point: the 2015 Academy Awards. 14. Kerry Washington at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Kerry Washington stars on Scandal. Here, however, she stars on the red carpet of the 2015 Academy Awards. 15. Julianne Moore at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Julianne Moore won Best Actress at the 2015 Oscars. First, though, she posed for a lot of photographers. 16. Jessica Chastain at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Jessica Chastain shows some leg in this photo from the 2015 Academy Awards. We adore the talented actress. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Gwyneth Paltrow at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Was this a fashion hit or miss? Grade Gwyneth Paltrow’s look at the 2015 Academy Awards. 18. Eddie Redmayne at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Eddie Redmayne took home the Academy Award for Best Actor in 2015. Are you down with his red carpet look? 19. Cate Blanchett at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Cate Blanchett is an amazing actress. And she looked amazing at the 2015 Academy Awards. 20. Benedict Cumberbatch and Sophie Hunter View Photo Benedict Cumberbatch attended the 2015 Oscars with his new wife, Sophie Hunter. Don’t they look beautiful! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Reese Witherspoon at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Reese Witherspoon showed up for the 2015 Academy Awards in this black and white dress. We think she looks gorgeous. 22. John Travolta at the 2015 Oscars View Photo John Travolta smiles for photographers at the 2015 Academy Awards. What do you think of his tuxedo? 23. Jenna Dewan Tatum and Channing Tatum View Photo Jenna Dewan Tatum and Channing Tatum are very good looking people. They pose here at the 2015 Oscars. 24. Bradley Cooper at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Bradley Cooper is rather attractive. He smolders here on the red carpet of the 2015 Academy Awards. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Rosamund Pike at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Rosamund Pike is ravishing red. She didn’t win an Academy Award in 2015, but she did look gorgeous at the event. 26. Chrissy Teigen at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Chrissy Teigen is not shy. She shows off some cleavage and some leg at the 2015 Academy Awards. 27. Lauren Hashian and Dwayne Johnson at the Oscars View Photo Dwayne Johnson poses here with Lauren Hashian at the 2015 Academy Awards. The couple looks rather happy together, huh? 28. Margot Robbie at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Looking HAWT, Margot Robbie! The actress poses for pictures here at the 2015 Academy Awards. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Dakota Johnson at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Was Dakota Johnson a fashion winner or loser at the 2015 Oscars? You tell us! 30. Faith Hill and Tim McGraw at the Oscars View Photo Faith Hill has short hair and Tim McGraw does not have facial hair in this photo. What’s going on?!? 31. Michael Keaton at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Michael Keaton did not win an Academy Award in 2015. But he still looked very good on the red carpet. 32. Jennifer Hudson at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Jennifer Hudson sang at the 2015 Academy Awards. She also looked gorgeous on the red carpet beforehand. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 33. Zendaya Coleman at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Looking pretty, Zendaya Coleman! The actress poses here at the 87th annual Academy Awards in Los Angeles. 34. Giuliana Rancic at the 2015 Oscars View Photo Giuliana Rancic strikes a pose here at the 2015 Academy Awards. What do you think of her dress? The End. Up Next: ” 2015 Oscars Fashion: Who Looked Best? .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…

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Katy Perry Subtly Dissed Taylor Swift During Super Bowl Halftime Show?

As you’ve probably heard, Katy Perry performed at the Super Bowl last night, and the show was pretty much the definition of pulling out all the stops. It had everything: dancing sharks , Lenny Kravitz pretending to play guitar, Missy Elliott pretending Katy’s “dancing” isn’t hilarious…the one thing it didn’t have is the one thing we’d been looking forward to for months. Ever since it was announced that she was playing the Super Bowl, there were rumors that Katy planned to diss Taylor Swift during her performance. But either she chickened out or there was no truth to the report in the first place, because no one detected a Swifty burn, and 100 million people can’t be wrong, right? Enter the drama-starved obsessives who claim Katy totally did sneak in a jab at her rival, it was just so subtle that the audience at home would never pick up on it. See those dancers up there? The ones in the polka-dotted two-pieces? Well, some believe that’s Katy’s way of throwing shade at Taylor. Yes, folks seriously took to Twitter with the theory that since Taylor has been known to occasionally rock a high-wasted, patterned bikini, that must be Katy’s wearing of firing shots at Swift. It would be one thing if the dancers looked anything like Taylor, or if one of them got dumped by Harry Styles in the middle of the show. Then we’d be willing to consider this theory. As it stands, however, there’s no reason to believe that there’s dancers were up there for any reason other than adding even more eye candy to the lurid, seizure-inducing insanity that was Katy Perry at the Super Bowl. Katy Perry Halftime Show: See the GIFs 1. Katy Perry ROARS! THIS is how you make an entrance! Katy Perry roared on to the Super Bowl halftime show stage on the back of a giant fake lion.

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Justin Bieber – Boyfriend | Concert Oslo Live High Definition

Justin Bieber Performance Boyfriend in Oslo. http://www.youtube.com/v/Cnxf-T0h_CU?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata See the original post here: Justin Bieber – Boyfriend | Concert Oslo Live High Definition

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Justin Bieber – Somebody To Love | Concert Mexico Live High Definition

Justin Bieber Performance Somebody To Love over 300.000 peoples. http://www.youtube.com/v/AItoJXEi_hw?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata Original post: Justin Bieber – Somebody To Love | Concert Mexico Live High Definition

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Justin Bieber – Baby | Concert Chile Live High Definition

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Jon Bellion Fights For Love In ‘Carry Your Throne’ Video

Jon Bellion releases the video for “Carry Your Throne,” off of his upcoming album The Definition .

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