Forget The Hunger Games and The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn . I know what movie event you’re really psyched to see: the Jennifer Aniston and Demi Moore-directed Lifetime film Project Five . Because nothing says movie event like a dramatized breast cancer compilation! So grab your extra large soda and jump ahead to see the trailer, which features Rosario Dawson , Lyndsy Fonseca , Ginnifer Goodwin , Jennifer Morrison, Bob Newhart and Patricia Clarkson .
Keeping with the trend of bringing movies to the stage , London’s musical adaptation of Ghost — the embarrassingly awesome ’80s classic featuring Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore, Whoopi Goldberg and the most erotic pottery wheel scene in the history of cinema — will hit Broadway this spring. Matthew Warchus, who is directing the Piccadilly Theatre production of Ghost will shepherd this one overseas, though no word yet if stars Richard Fleeshman and Caissie Levy will come along. Ghost , Dirty Dancing , the Red Dawn remake — what Patrick Swayze property will get re-done next? Road House ? [ NYT ]
I have had a few argruments with guys at the bar, even though I hate these kinds of coversations, cuz in the grand scheme of things, they just don’t matter and talking celebs is just a waste of fucking time, but an example of how they’ve manipulated their way into our lives via marketing, because we don’t know them, will never know them, and generally just don’t matter in any fucking way….except maybe to make other girls feel like shit about themselves…. These arguments were about Brooklyn Decker, fit body and full tits aside, she looks like she’s got Down’s Syndrome, and the only reason she got the cover of SI is cuz she’s married to a pro athlete, who is more powerful than you realize, and has the best sports agents in the world who can strong arm any sports magazine, and pretty much jeopardize their existence by pulling their exclusive stories and sending them elsewhere unless they give the wife a cover shoot…. She’s not as hot as you think she is, but she is topless in these pics and that makes her hotter than usual cuz I don’t have to look at the retard face, but instead look at her nipple-less breast..in pantyhose…I guess nobody’s perfect…but a lot of people are just good enough….Good times..
I’m convinced Demi Moore is walking around with such a hard fake, million dollars of plastic surgery nipple to distract from her Shitty Uterus and it’s ability to vaginally fart out some of the ugliest creatures I’ve ever seen….who for some reason feel entitled to become famous or in the lime light by moving the LA at their own will….setting themselves up to be made fun of for being so weird looking… Or maybe she’s just doing it cuz she wants the boys to notice her, cuz anyone who puts a million dollars into modifying themselves like a japanese import car, obviously wants guys jerking off to her… Either way, whatever the motivation is, she’s doing it….
I saw Demi and Ashton on a boat in St Barths in a dream of mine…or maybe it was on a paparazzi site…because I generally don’t dream…especailly not about these idiots…it just seems like my entire life is one big blur…where I can’t distinguish reality from fantasy…but I can say with confidence this plastic surgery driven pussy has never been a fantasy…she’s always been a huge question mark to me….and hercreepy relationship with an irritating as fuck motherfucker who thinks he’s amazing…cuz he could have any pussy he wanted…but chooses this grandmother of a pussy with a broken uterus that breeds ugliness…is in no way ever a dream…however maybe thier plane crashing on the way home is… I knew these pictures were coming….and here they are…enjoy her shitty implants and melting old lady ass …cuz she can’t really change natures course no matter how hard she tries with young cock and millions in surgery… Anyway you dice it – this is fucking disgusting…
Filed under: Demi Moore , Paparazzi Photo , Beauty , Hot Bodies What does another year matter to Demi Moore … when she doesn’t age? The 48-year-old was spotted yesterday in a skimpy bikini … hanging out on a yacht in St. Barts. For auld lang syne! Read more
If you’re a teen singer who wants to act, how do you get people to pay attention? If you’re Justin Bieber on CSI , you kill somebody but leave behind a very incriminating trail of DNA evidence — or, if you’re Miley Cyrus in her new film LOL , you flash someone your Brazilian wax.
Filed under: Demi Moore , Katherine Heigl , Beauty Ashton Kutcher ‘s wife Demi Moore , 47, and his ” Killers ” co-star Katherine Heigl , 31, canoodled at the same event in Hollywood on Tuesday. Question is … Read more