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Ireland Bassinger Baldwin’s Bikini Booty Shake for Vine of the Day

She’s pretty young…I mean looking at her small, despite being 6 foot 2, body on the beach in dance, reminds me way too much of girls in high school at a sleep over, which to some of you may be erotic, but to me is just awkward. You know it takes a certain amount of fucking to make a girl in a bikini have any sex appeal, but when they are just young and dancing, but more importantly shaking their not quite post-pubescent asses, but more importantly showcasing how bendy their young bodies are, it just doesn’t do it for me. Maybe that will all change in 5 months when she turns 18, and all of a sudden she becomes that fully developed woman, because you know 5 months in a 17 and 7 month year old’s life, so much is going to change. She won’t even be the same girl, because motherfucker, she’ll be a woman. Right?

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Nicole Richie Bikinis With Jessica Alba of the Day

I guess these hollywood cunts with kids like to stick together on luxury weekend getaways. This is how the other half live people. Just garbage and in Nicole Richie’s case, literally garbage, that her own mother wanted nothing to do with, other than to dumpster, before Lionel Richie pulled her out of the backstage, semen and heroin needle trash, to keep her as his own, like when someone finds a stray dog and guilt forces them to step up. I’m talking a troll of a girl, who was destined to be either dead at 5 after her mom drowned her accidentally while high, or a stripper/street whore in a questionable venue, but instead she’s rockin’ out in St Barts with Jessica Alba…flying private…owning clothing lines….staring on TV shows about fashion…and the whole thing is fucking nuts. The good news is, all the money she makes and success she has, she’ll always know even her own momma didn’t want her, and sometimes, that eats away at a soul…..Yay! She deserves torment from her inner demons. Here she is in a bikini, with Alba, showing off fake tits, and socialite moms trying to stay hot despite being moms bodies…..and it’s not all that great…but you’ll probably like it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jessica Lowndes in her Bikini for Social Media of the Day

Jessica Lowndes is some Canadian bottom feeder who for some random reason I know is recently single, and flaunting her tits, hoping to lure a boyfriend, or future husband, probably one with money and connections, to leverage her shitty acting career to a better place, via her vagina, or at least to not get her Canadian ass deported, forcing her to work the igloo instead of the movie screens she wants so bad. The good news is that she looks good in a bikini and that’s step one to finding rich, connected cock to fill your emptiness. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jessica Lowndes in her Bikini for Social Media of the Day

Emily DiDonato in Bikini Modeling of the Day

Emily DiDonato is some SI bikini model who is pretty awesome in a bikini cuz it’s her fucking job. I can’t stand her because she’s dating Jake Gyllenhaal, and I’ve met that fucking attention seeking loser, he’s the fucking worst. So anyone who associates with him, must be a star struck cunt with no brain that only thinks one thing “He’s Jake Gyllenhaal”….and that kind of vapid cunt behavior, like bitch will put herself through spending time with such a fucking clown, only because he’s in movies, has money, and it helps her brand, is just too fucking gutter and screams weak personality, but luckily my only real concern or interaction with her is staring at her bikini pics, so that getting to know the loser behind the bikini, all star struck and groupie-ing, isn’t an option, cuz that’s the girl behavior I don’t like. Here are the pics.

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Emily DiDonato in Bikini Modeling of the Day

Jessica Alba Mom Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Jessica Alba, despite being a dirty mom of two, with a vagina that has probably been ravaged, thanks to being a mom of two, you know unable to grip a cock with no hands, thanks to the damage she put it through to trap a boyfriend, cuz celebs are insecure damaged vulnerable people with trust issues and daddy issues to begin with, so they pull gutter moves, just while wearing designer clothes…..still holds a soft spot in my heart, cuz she’s Jessica Alba and despite being that mom of two, still rock’s it in a bikini well into her 30s, a cut off date I’m usually pretty strict about, more old ladies need to look like this. Fact. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Khloe Kardahian in a Filthy Fucking Panty Flash of the Day

I wasn’t expecting fancy lingerie on Khloe Kardashian, despite being a Kardashian, and whore is in their blood. I was expecting a dick, something that despite not loving dick on women, you know, not quite a fucking tranny fucker unless there are no other options and I’m dying for a cheap blowjob. You know in an ignorance is bliss and I’m not willing to actually discover whether bitch is a tranny or not. Where I just pretend the wig is real and the stubble is menopause… A dick, I would have been happier to see than these weird shorts, or spanx, or whatever the fuck she’s got herself harnessed into. They look like they are for medical reasons, even to cover up testicles while giving a cellulite free look….and I just hate smoke and mirrors. Bitch, you’re disgusting in or out of these shorts, you aren’t fooling anyone into thinking otherwise, and if SPANX are the new DUCT TAPE, just take them off and be your chunky, beast self, dick, balls, cellulite and all….stop the fucking lies you Kardashian demons from hell. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kate Moss for i-D pre-Spring Issue of the Day

I Love Kate Moss….whether it is cuz she was hated for being skinny for so many years….or because despite being a 45 year old mom, she lives this rockstar life, filled with cocaine that she was caught doing on video….and various men, most of whom were questionable rockstars, you know who shared needles and fucked groupies without condoms while not showering for weeks at a time, that definitely came inside her, making her vagina a petri dish of all things glamorous, like herpes and hepatitis and even HIV…..but she carries it so well, and is so graceful about it….and looks amazing while doing it…..making her dirty panties a pair I’d love to sniff and even wear as a gas mask when the apocalypse finally happens…her scents will keep me alert and save me…..

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Cameron Russell and Behati Prinsloo for Victoria’s Seceret February of the Day

I figure I don’t write enough about these Victoria’s Secret models…because they are only in every second post…that I might I well do one more….this time with Cameron Russell, who I don’t think I’ve ever posted on, so it’s fresh Victoria’s Secret Meat….and Behati Prinsloo who just has a stupid name that should be a dish at an Indian Restaurant….posing in the half naked, airbrushed, no nipple or vagina definition despite being in lingerie glory….giving girls unrealistic expectations for themselves, while making men hate anything they fuck for not looking like this….hey if it sells panties then it works for me….

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Kate Moss Bush for LOVE Magazine of the Day

I love Kate Moss….so I am so happy to see that unlike most 40 year old models…she’s still bringing it….and by it I mean her bush..to magazines….and I fucking love bush…under any and all circumstances…it is an essential accessory to the vagina….that girls have lost sight of….it is like a top hat…that makes the vagina a far classier experience…especially in Kate Moss’ case…she needs all the class she can get….even if I see her as an angel sent from heaven…that bush, despite being trimmed and shaved over the last 20 years….has seen some serious shit….those hair follicles are so well traveled and experienced…with some real questionable people….that I just want to know what they smell and taste like….partially for sexual reasons…but mainly for science… All this to say….welcome back Kate Moss…even though as far as I’m concerned you never went away…

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Emmy Rossum for Self Magazine of the Day

You know who I don’t like? Emmy Rossum ….This girl’s got a horrible attitude…she blocked me on TWITTER ….even though I’ve consistently endorsed her nude scenes in Shameless …a gig she only got because she was willing to get nude….and getting nude to get ahead, despite being one of my most favorite things…is annoying when a girl thinks she’s ahead cuz of her talent…that’s like seeing gold digging wives get out of their Bentley’s their husbands bought them acting entitled…like his hard work and money they fucked themselves into is rightfully theirs….cuz idiot decided to lock down with them to have a normal life….when everyone else in the world knows she’s just a fucking gold digger… Emmy Rossum has that attitude…and I doubt she talks about it in February’s issue of Self…..because in her mind…she’s a talent on the rise…. Who cares…the pics are boring.

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Emmy Rossum for Self Magazine of the Day