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Audrina’s Shitty Bikini Pics of the Day

My best Audrina Patridge story is that she’s still making money from being on The Hills, which is insane, and that she’s more relevant than Heidi Montag, which is expected since Heidi Montag is garbage, and that is actually the one who bankrolls her husband or boyfriend who cheats on her…because Audrina is a broken girl who can be mistreated, but you probably already knew that from her fake tits… I don’t give a fuck about this bitch, or any of the MTV reality show idiots that were exploited to make MTV a lot more money than they made themselves….but I do like bikinis….so as long as she brings it…I’ll still listen to her half retarded bullshit.. To see the rest of the pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Danica Thrall Titties for NUTS of the Day

Danica Thrall must be a Glamour model because she’s showing her tits in a Lad Mag…like Nuts…who basically took the Glamour model movement to the next level and gave more and more strippers and walmart workers a venue to show off their awesome sized tits, despite being average at best looking, taking them to an international platform that will land them a rich husband who is into this whore look, cuz having a girl that dudes jerk off to, is like having a Rolls Royce, even if to anyone with a brain, we know it’s a fucking 1985 Honda who knows how to whore her way to some weird level of celebrity…but why analyze when you can stare at them tits.

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Danica Thrall Titties for NUTS of the Day

Danica Thrall Titties for NUTS of the Day

Danica Thrall must be a Glamour model because she’s showing her tits in a Lad Mag…like Nuts…who basically took the Glamour model movement to the next level and gave more and more strippers and walmart workers a venue to show off their awesome sized tits, despite being average at best looking, taking them to an international platform that will land them a rich husband who is into this whore look, cuz having a girl that dudes jerk off to, is like having a Rolls Royce, even if to anyone with a brain, we know it’s a fucking 1985 Honda who knows how to whore her way to some weird level of celebrity…but why analyze when you can stare at them tits.

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Miley Cyrus and Midgets of the Day

The unfortunate thing about Miley Cyrus is that you know she’s full of shit. Meaning, that she’s a Disney rich kid who lives in her mansion with a staff of people who suck up to her consistently, making every move she made a calculated million dollar strategic move sent to her from management who are trying to figure out what is hot with the youth, and apparently, that’s midgets and twerking, short shorts and a tight little body… So I’m on the fence, part of me thinks she’s great, even hot, despite being a cunt I hate, while the logical side of me just knows she a brand, a business, like McDonalds, a puppet to the evil empire, but a puppet they are using well… I mean, to think she’s got a creative though or vision when everyone’s always done shit for her, would be ignorant, so why try…when you can just stare at her in little shorts…and I dig it…

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Some Sofia Vergara Bikini Pics of the Day

I think this is the reason Sofia Vergera likes to put as much focus on her tits…you know because despite being in her 40s, she is still totally compelled to take pics and model in a bikini, even though she should be retiring and squeezing into the one piece only when necessary, like on Vacation…or at mommy swim class or some shit…you see cuz her ass, despite being totally worth a fuck, is too old for this shit…I guess she’s a late bloomer…or just milking her body like she always wanted to now that people care…either way, she’s in a bikini and that’s a win…even when it is a fail. To see the rest of the pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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J.Woww in a Bathing Suit of the Day

It must be a devastating day for J.Woww….knowing that Snooki and her fitness, despite being a mom, has a hotter body than her… It is a devastating day for me, knowing that Snooki and her fitness despite being a mom, has a hotter body that J.Woww… Whenever these garbage humans come along and I know who they are, I kinda hate myself a little more than I already do…the good news the best medicine for hating myself is drinking and that’s my fucking favorite…

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Holly Peers for Page 3 of the Day

She’s not from America…in fact she is from the place you broke free from and the whole reason you have today off, if you have a job, which I doubt… As far as I’m concerned, her tits, despite being from enemy territory, represent all that is right in the Free World…and what better way to celebrate Independence Day, than staring at them…I mean sure you could always be at the beach, or pool looking at real tits, but you’re too socially awkward for that, so take these ones in….they are worth it…

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Sofia Vergara’s Ass for the Internet of the Day

Sofia Vergara, despite being 100 fucking years old, posted a picture of her booty from a pretty amazing angle that almost makes you forget that she’s 100 fucking years old, and that that ass has seen countless penises to get to the level of celebrity she is at, we’re talking 40 fucking years of dick sucking and fucking to lead to a couple of EMMY awards….so that now she an afford the luxury of slutting out without any obligations or motive for advancement, just in picture for some male attention, and for the simple pleasure of having people stare at her ass like it still matters…for the fun of showing her ass…going back to the basics of whoring…

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Christy Turlington’s Sheer Shirt for Harper’s Bazzar of the Day

Maybe I’m just old as fuck….and have a soft spot for Christy Turlingtong because I used to jerk off to her in 90. Or maybe I just like the way she looks, despite being old…and a mom….two things that are usually depressing, a fail, a flaw in a woman’s character and life choices… Because looking at her in this summer’s Harper’s Bazaar, I think I’ve just learned how to fall in love again….Like I wasn’t an angry jaded pervert disappointed with everything sent my way….because let’s face it….she’s lovely as fuck and something I’d love to fuck.

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Glamour Model Nicole Neal Has it All Figured Out of the Day

Before deciding to get naked in front of the camera for low level fame, some money and VIP at every night club, Nicole Neal was on pace to achieve greatness, if you’re like me and consider high class escorts making it. You know one of those cunts too good to be a stripper, too decent to be a pornstar, because what would her parents think, but not too good to dress up and work rich men for sex….that or she would have been a waitress….but look at her now, all lovely and shit, rocking her great tits, for the world to jerk off to, and it sure makes up for having a dad who either gave her too much or too little attention….you know filling that void while showin’ her ex boyfriend who broke her heart and kids from her highschool who used to call her fat…that they were so wrong about her…look at her fucking now….at the top of the stripper ladder….because she can pretend she’s a legit model, despite being 5 foot 2, because she’s in a magazine and that’s the fucking determining factor, asshole. I’m just glad whatever went wrong in her life happened, because I like staring at her tits.

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