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Miley Cyrus Cries During a Performance of the Day

Posted on April 4, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know why I find girls crying…whether alone in the bottom of a shower, or outside of a bar while drunk, or even while performing in front of thousands of people…highly erotic. I think it is because I am in tune with my emotions and respect a woman who can really bring out hers, because as you know women never cry….or maybe, just maybe, it is because crying, despite being a natural release, is the gateway to being a broken, battered and letting all that pent up repressed sadness from self-hatred through a sex tape, amazingness. Highlight of the day.

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Miranda Kerr in a Towel of the Day

Posted on February 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Either Miranda Kerr has implants, or she just gave birth, or is getting her period when this picture of her in a towel was professionally shot, while she was professionally made up, perpetuating unrealistic expectations for girls to look like, and unrealistic expectations of what guys want girls to look like, and I for one would like to thank her for that, because I am a firm believer that good looking people, although not necessarily smarter, certainly live better lives than ugly people..I mean Miranda Kerr fucked Bieber and lost her job for it, all while her coked up husband was at home sucking off dudes…and her nanny was raising her baby..not the best move, but still an awesome fucking story…better than any I’ve got… Good pic for a pretty ready to retire, just waiting for a replacement rich husband to marry…only she booked a Calvin Klein campaign which I guess forgot that Calvin Klein liked people to look 15 and on heroin…

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Pam Anderson for PETA of the Day

Posted on February 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Pam Anderson despite being 100 and dying of HEP C…had gone to bat for the animals again in this made for PETA lingerie…and I can’t hate it because Pam Anderson in the 90s was someone I masturbated to…but more importantly I love animals and lingerie and I even love elderly women in lingerie because it is so entertaining…I would even pitch old folks homes to run our own lingerie fashion shows as part of my volunteering as an entertainment coordinator to get closer to their WILLS…but no one Folks home will hire me…but luckily, like innovating the Sex tape and late night bathing suit wearing TV, and now geriatric, terminal illness erotica…she’d can’t stop, won’t stop, yay…

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Katy Perry Big Tits for GQ of the Day

Posted on January 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Katy Perry did GQ despite being old and tired she still has some tits…and in this world…proven by Katy Perry…the beacon of bad face and big tits…tits is all that matters…because why else would her shitty music pollute my fucking brain every fucking day I leave my fucking house…music partially responsible for me being a creepy reclusive weirdo who can’t adapt to a society that celebrates this kind of smut… But I will say, this is one of her better shoots.

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Ashley Tisdale Ass in Jeans for the Seahawks of the Day

Posted on January 20, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Tisdale, like all low levels, despite being very popular, despite not deserving that popularity because she is not hot, took to the internet to pose a pic of her little ass in jeans, supporting her team, or the winning team…to piss off all the 49ers fans…hopefully enough that they maul her…it’ll do her butter face…good…even though I can assume she doesn’t watch football, but figures, she does when it comes to Super Bowl photo opportunities to get people talking…and that’s exactly what I am going to do…because I don’t have shit else going on…even though I am Canadian and football doesn’t exist to me…that’s how sad, lonely and pathetic my life is…writing nothing about nothing…when I could be productive doing something.

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Olga Kent’s Got Good Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 2, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Olga Kent is some Russian girl who I am celebrating in her bikini because unlike other Russian girls she’s managed to get into Movies and other shit…rather than working for a webcam company where she pisses on command if you ask her for fear that the Russian Mobster than owns her kills her family if she doesn’t do it….however I kinda prefer desperation of a girl who had relatives wait in line for rationed bread to someone getting paid…no matter how good she looks in a bikini… Apparently, she’s a bond girl…I’m more into her vagina definition in her bikini.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Eva Longoria in a Bikini on Vacation of the Day

Posted on January 2, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Eva Longoria posted a bikini pic…and clearly knows her angles because she’s looking good despite being the Rihanna of Mexicans, who hates being Mexican so bad that she hires Mexican servants to make herself feel more important than the average Mexican… I never found her hot, maybe because I am a self hating Mexican, or maybe because I know what corn tortillas to do an ass when eaten the way real Mexicans who haven’t gone Hollywood eat…but for some reason I am finding her hot today…maybe because I have Mexican hooker mommy issues that are flashing back now that we are starting a new year and I am reflecting…and I see my mexican hooker mom in her or maybe because I never banged a Mexican and being half Mexican want to see myself in her…covering her fish taco with my salsa…right?

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Cameron Russell for H&M Lingerie of the Day

Posted on January 1, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you would like to learn a lesson in nepotism…here is Cameron Russell a model who has done all kinds of bullshit including Victoria’s Secret…who’s actually got an education, but figures it is a lot more fun to just pose half naked for the world instead of landing a job… Sure she did do some TED TALKS speech on how being pretty sucks…how she won the “Genetics” Lottery, despite being born rich and into an actual lottery, all in efforts to make herself seem more legit in her decision making, to give herself more purpose or meaning to a job that is vapid and ego based….probably to show her mom that she’s doing something with her life, knowing her mom is disappointed that she chose to be a dumb model, instead of doing so much more….you know since her mom is the founder of Zipcar and probably a billionaire… But as much as she talks it up…I say let her pretend there is more to her than tits, all while I stare at her tits…because in the end, degree, trust fund, inheritance or not, she’s still just a half naked girl in catalog pics and I’d totally be into getting her pregnant. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Pippa Middleton Booty of the Day

Posted on December 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I had a dream about the Royal Family, it involved a lesbian sex tape between two sisters who the Royal family has let into their life because they were trying to diffuse the rumours that they are aliens sent to rule the world…rumours that I assume stem from Prince Charles’ ears. It’s my thing. Well this is Pippa’s ass…and I have no idea why I am posting it…but I think it has to do with her silly name, but more importantly the fact that the sister of the future queen must have serious jealousy issues. I know a girl who got molested by her dad and her sister hated her for it and had a complex cuz her dad didn’t molest her…she was the unmolested one, with the unmolested complex, proving that girls are competitive and always want to be the best…especially when it comes to sisters…making me think Pippa may be a wild one…on some kind of rebellious kick. TO SEE THE REST CLICK HERE

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Ashley Benson in her Panties on Set of the Day

Posted on December 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Benson is some slob in panties…who pretends she is too good for Hollywood and above that whole thing, but she’ll whore herself out for any movie role or attention, by posting herself in panties, looking barely hot, but still in panties, while she films another movie, because I guess being one of the fat nobodies from Spring Breakers who was in her bikini despite being 20 pounds overweight opens all kinds of doors…

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