I don’t know what’s worse. The fact that Jennifer Lopez is twerking in her new video, despite being 90 years old….or that on mute, I like watching Jennifer Lopez twerking…. I mean normally, when I see an washed up, played out, fat ass bitch shaking her ass like she was still having sex with Diddy….I would laugh…because moms aren’t supposed to behave like this…not even when they work as strippers to help pay for formula…. But I like watching Jennifer Lopez twerking…I mean I wasn’t even into her at her prime…and I am not into her now…but this shit is hypnotic, like a slow motion train wreck, with more effort, planning, training…and spandex…
I don’t watch soccer. I mean I don’t watch any sports, I find them all really homoerotic. Just a bunch of dudes running back and forth with very little purpose other than to win some arbitrary title that really doesn’t mean much…I get it, the whole athleticism and talent and all that other shit, even the excitement or whatever, but I find the whole thing dumb…but I guess not as dumb as the fans… That said, soccer has got to be the most ridiculous in terms of fan base. Shit is international, yet every soccer fan in the world has a faux hawk, Adidas tapered track pants and a look in his twinkle toe, light on his feet eyes, that if it wasn’t against the fabric of his culture, he’d suck dick.. NOw I am in to a lot of things gays are into, anal sex, drugs, hot model bitches…not having kids…getting my dick sucked all the time…but the closet cases…who would accept J.Lo and Pitbull as their opening ceremony act, because they are so fabulous, and even celebrate them because of the Latina connection…despite being 100 years old and not Brazilian…instead of turning it into a middle ages Gladiator death match…or riot like a soccer riot should be…but maybe I’m being too sensitive…I mean if J.Lo wasn’t booked for that nonsense, we’d never have this gem of her gyrating she posted on Facebook…she is resilient…she never gives up.
I don’t watch soccer. I mean I don’t watch any sports, I find them all really homoerotic. Just a bunch of dudes running back and forth with very little purpose other than to win some arbitrary title that really doesn’t mean much…I get it, the whole athleticism and talent and all that other shit, even the excitement or whatever, but I find the whole thing dumb…but I guess not as dumb as the fans… That said, soccer has got to be the most ridiculous in terms of fan base. Shit is international, yet every soccer fan in the world has a faux hawk, Adidas tapered track pants and a look in his twinkle toe, light on his feet eyes, that if it wasn’t against the fabric of his culture, he’d suck dick.. NOw I am in to a lot of things gays are into, anal sex, drugs, hot model bitches…not having kids…getting my dick sucked all the time…but the closet cases…who would accept J.Lo and Pitbull as their opening ceremony act, because they are so fabulous, and even celebrate them because of the Latina connection…despite being 100 years old and not Brazilian…instead of turning it into a middle ages Gladiator death match…or riot like a soccer riot should be…but maybe I’m being too sensitive…I mean if J.Lo wasn’t booked for that nonsense, we’d never have this gem of her gyrating she posted on Facebook…she is resilient…she never gives up.
Our friends over at GALORE MAG just don’t fucking stop, but I will, I mean the last 4-5 posts have been from their magazine and I figure you should just visit their site GALOREMAG.COM to see all the other shit they’ve been up to….because whatever it is, it’s better than what you’re up to, in fact it is borderline genius… This shoot stars Samantha Hoopes, who is an SI Rookie of the year, even though I think she looks like she’s pushing 40, wearing a white t-shirt, showing off tits, which in case you didn’t know is all the styling any fucking photoshoot needs…seriously… If this wasn’t a GALORE shoot, and I didn’t dig what they were up to, I’m sure I would have mean things to say, but I actually like how this issue came together, and I don’t like anything…so either I’m going soft, like my impotent dick in my old age, or maybe when the proper collab comes together – I support… Now if only TV and movies and music managed to do what Galore is doing for fashion magazines…then I wouldn’t hate as much as I do.. Here’s Samantha Hoopes SEE MORE HERE
Christina Milian is constantly posting pics of herself in a bikini on her social media, because she’s very busy at pool parties and in her bikini, despite being a mom and very important host on The Voice… I think when a girl starts posting bikini pic, on bikini pic, on bikini pic of herself, she’s clearly looking for positive male attention or affirmations that she’s ok… I guess she’s feeling insecure and ugly, or that she’s getting old and losing it along with the elasticity of her vagina thanks to baby making… Or maybe she thinks she looks great and wants to show the world that she still has it like it was the Dip It Low video, but ultimately, it’s at the point of a lot of bikini…even for someone who loves staring at girls in bikinis…not that I would ever discourage a girl from being in a bikini…but I will call her out for being desperate and luckily I love desperation…especially when coupled with my no standards, because that’s 90 percent of why I get laid…
Christina Milian is constantly posting pics of herself in a bikini on her social media, because she’s very busy at pool parties and in her bikini, despite being a mom and very important host on The Voice… I think when a girl starts posting bikini pic, on bikini pic, on bikini pic of herself, she’s clearly looking for positive male attention or affirmations that she’s ok… I guess she’s feeling insecure and ugly, or that she’s getting old and losing it along with the elasticity of her vagina thanks to baby making… Or maybe she thinks she looks great and wants to show the world that she still has it like it was the Dip It Low video, but ultimately, it’s at the point of a lot of bikini…even for someone who loves staring at girls in bikinis…not that I would ever discourage a girl from being in a bikini…but I will call her out for being desperate and luckily I love desperation…especially when coupled with my no standards, because that’s 90 percent of why I get laid…
Pretty Little Liars is a hugely successful show…that has made Ashley Benson famous…despite being chubby in a bikini in Spring Breakers….and it turns out that she’s not The photoshopped babe from GQ you may think she is…and that her tits, like so many big tits before her, we’re talking Kate Upton, come at a price…and that price is usually that the rest of her is usually big too….and despite hating fat girls who play hot girls that people want to fuck in the media…I am not that offended by Ashley Benson, because she obviously knows she looks like this, and she’s owning it, and getting paid for it, rather than locking herself away like so many other fat girls eating her feelings and hanging with her cats…she’s the fat you want to fuck, because it’s rich, famous, on TV and lives a better life that the fat you normally fuck thanks to tinder…. ALl this to say, if this girl spent some of her money on a personal trainer, she’d be unstoppable…now she’s just unstoppable if she takes a running start at you….inertia.. #495003421 / gettyimages.com #495003425 / gettyimages.com #495002497 / gettyimages.com TO SEE ALL THE PICS FROM THE EVENT CLICK HERE
At DrunkenStepfather.com. We like Zippora Seven. I’ve been documenting her tits for a long fucking time. The FIRST POST I DID ON HER WAS IN 2008 ….when she was 16 and caught up in some scandal because her hippie parents who named her Zippora, singed off on her modelling topless for a fashion magazine, despite being 16, because nudity isn’t a big fucking deal…except in America, where all pussies forget that nudity is amazing, and natural, and more human than everything else we fucking ingest…idiots… And she’s moved to America where I think she’s having her break out year, taking awesome pics, with amazing photographers, always naked or half naked, and despite not knowing her, but assuming she’s like all other models, a total bratty snob who has no time for anyone who can’t get them a head, I still think she’s a babe… So here she is for some photographer named GUNNAR and I like it.
Her name is Brooke Perry, I’ve never heard of her, but she was born in 1992, and instead of choosing what would be a lucrative career in porn, she’s decided to be a “Model”…which means that means she’s young enough to be stupid enough to think modelling is a lucrative career, which means we’ll all still get to see her naked and she jumps through hoops making a name for herself…and that works for me, since I’m more into models than porn girls, they have a more pure image, despite being just as big of dirt bags.
You’ve probably seen this already, Rep. Vance McAllister has been in congress for less than 6 months, and he’s already been caught making out with a staffer, despite being married, because the idiot forgot about security cameras…if you’re gonna cheat, do it in a field in the middle of no where, especially if you’re in politics… If you don’t like that, here’s a disabled dude getting robbed… If you don’t like that…here’ the original hipster with his hipster beard…not giving a fuck because giving a fuck is not very hipster… Here’s my kind of girl…totally behaving like a normal person…I think I am in love…. Smokin’ Bed Bugs to Get High…Next level….
