Seeing a sexy celebrity dressed in a Halloween costume is quite a thrill. But seeing a celebrity out of her costume is much more thrilling! Get thrilled and chilled by the boo-bs and boo-ty from Shannon Elizabeth , Elvira , Eva Longoria , Bobbi Sue Luther , Kelly Monaco , and Linnea Quigley !
I don’t watch soccer. I mean I don’t watch any sports, I find them all really homoerotic. Just a bunch of dudes running back and forth with very little purpose other than to win some arbitrary title that really doesn’t mean much…I get it, the whole athleticism and talent and all that other shit, even the excitement or whatever, but I find the whole thing dumb…but I guess not as dumb as the fans… That said, soccer has got to be the most ridiculous in terms of fan base. Shit is international, yet every soccer fan in the world has a faux hawk, Adidas tapered track pants and a look in his twinkle toe, light on his feet eyes, that if it wasn’t against the fabric of his culture, he’d suck dick.. NOw I am in to a lot of things gays are into, anal sex, drugs, hot model bitches…not having kids…getting my dick sucked all the time…but the closet cases…who would accept J.Lo and Pitbull as their opening ceremony act, because they are so fabulous, and even celebrate them because of the Latina connection…despite being 100 years old and not Brazilian…instead of turning it into a middle ages Gladiator death match…or riot like a soccer riot should be…but maybe I’m being too sensitive…I mean if J.Lo wasn’t booked for that nonsense, we’d never have this gem of her gyrating she posted on Facebook…she is resilient…she never gives up.
I love Rihanna as much as the next guy, she’s one of my hottest internet girlfriends, but I’m getting a little bored with shots of her shaking it during her concerts. Sure it’s nice to see her gyrating around in a sexual manner in flashy little costumes, but she’s becoming a one trick pony. I think it’s time she mixes it up a little, throw in a stripper pole or a couple of Thai prostitutes,…. Something along those lines. Maybe I’ve just become so desensitized to the whole thing that I don’t even notice it anymore, like homeless people or fat chicks.
Miley Cyrus is dying to get back to the gyrating crotch of Adam Shankman — but Billy Ray Cyrus and his wonder mullet are in hot pursuit! Help Billy wrangle Miley back to the safety of the family cabin … or else!!!! Read more
