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Senena Williams Raps and Does the Splits for Beats by Dre of the Day

If you read this site, you will know that I have a women’s tennis fetish. It is the only sport that I find sleazy enough to keep me interested enough to watch. Short skirts, pornographic grunts, panty flashes, sweat, all while being white collar and classy…it’s just an erotic experience…as long as Serene Williams isn’t participating, or winning, despite being an amazing atheletic force that you could confuse for being a dude up on some Ladybug RIP Jonathan Brandis shit…or some She’s the Man RIP Amanda Bynes shit…or just a little more testosterone than you or I have…. But seeing her doing the splits as she raps for Beats by Dre…is almost erotic…but totally erotic to my friend who has a big black woman smothering him with her big ass fetish… Hot or not, it’s worth watching…she’s flexible beast…and white men have fucked her…

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Beyonce Gymnastics of the Day

Beyonce is on some luxury vacation, because if you listen to her attempt at a rap song, despite being a delusional popstar from the 90s, you’ll know that her an Jay Z are a billion dollars when riding in elevators fighting with family memebers for Jay Z’s philandering, it’s not his fault he’s a music mogul, ways….ways that Beyonce accepts because people like that cheat, and more importantly, because it’s good PR for their tour they are on… That said…she’s decided to show the world how she can awkwardly do a basic gymnastic move, one you can assume she was in when Blue Ivy was ejaculated inside her, one that reminds me of being at an all inclusive resort and the mom who drank too much decides to bust out the old high school tricks… Not very hot, but then again, even beyonce at her hottest isn’t hot. TO SEE PICS OF BEYONCE IN A BIKINI IN PORTOFINO CLICK HERE

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J.Lo and Iggy Azalea Compare Photoshopped Booty of the Day

Here is an artist rendition of J.Lo and Iggy Azalea made by what I assume is either some well paid staffer or a creepy fan, who really feels like showing the world that his big booty babes are actually lean, round assed, brozed godesses, instead of like the dumpy pig fucks that they are. It’s like these pictures are a collective 50 pounds lighter than the original photo of the 300 year old J.Lo and her younger fat ass cohort she’s obviously partnering up with, because den mother knows how to stay relevant and to alpha the younger cunts trying to move in. She is the period that all the other periods in the room sync up to… I don’t think this can legally be called a picture…because it’s 95 percent CGI. Like a police sketch, only in this case, we are all the victims.

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Alessandra Ambrosio for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio was part of this Brazilian photoshoot that took place during the Worldcup, which I assume is the only time she goes back to Brazil, you know because she is contractually obliged to make an appearance for her people…and she took it to the streets, where she gutter ratchet – chola herself up…despite being totally so far removed from the streets of Brazil, that this is almost mocking all the poverty with her silly posing, living the glamourous millionaire model life… I like how they threw the gutter kids in…nice touch.

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Models for La Perla of the Day

I am pretty sure that Victoria’s Secret owns – or at least manufactures 99 percent of the world’s lingerie. I am a firm believer that they own all the factories any pair of panties is made in. It’s just the American way, you know create a billion dollar brand by exploiting the third world, pretend it is building their economy while it is really just legalized slave labor that takes money out of our work force, but still sell the panties for the same price, so that the public doesn’t benefit from the savings you get, just bleed them fucking dry…for their brazilian cut thong… That said, I still like when brands like La Perla come together, do things a little more high end than Victoria’s Secret, and produce something a little more interesting to look at, despite being catalog pics… The models are: Liu Wen, Mariacarla Boscono and Daria Strokous. The pics are:

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Jaime Pressly Hot Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Jaime Pressly is out in a bikini, showing off her hot ass, that looks real fit, despite being in its 30s. I don’t really remember what Jaime Pressly did to get famous… I just remember her PEEING OUTSIDE OF AN LA RESTAURANT WHEN DRUNK And that may be all I need to know….to know she’s a perfect specimen of woman – who didn’t let her fame or celebrity get in the way of taking a piss when bitch felt like taking a piss… It is the highlight of her life, her existence, at least for me…and these bikini pics don’t even come close to the level of amazing her PEEING OUTSIDE OF AN LA RESTAURANT WHEN DRUNK Video has… But any excuse to revisit it is good enough for me… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS – CLICK HERE

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Cameron Diaz Has No Nipples in Esquire of the Day

Cameron Diaz is in the August issue of Esquire, I’m not sure if these pictures of her are new, or recycled for some obscure market that licenses the Esquire name and pictures…I just know they happened…and I am not about to go through the History of Cameron Diaz to find out…because unlike Cameron Diaz, I firmly realize she’s around 40 and too old for this half naked modelling shit, too bad she had her uterus removed ,probably when she got her nipples removed, to not have kids get in the way of her egotistical life, because it seems like despite being rich as fuck from shitty acting work, she’s got nothin’ left…. Either way, she’s the worst.

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Cara Delevingne Gets Intense on Instagram of the Day

Cara Delevingne answer to breaking up with Michelle Rodriguez, is that she has no issues grabbing onto a new dick, because she’s Cara Delevingne and not only does she have a trust fund thanks to her grandfather, a trust fund that got her running in the right circles before being scooped up as an “It” girl in the fashion scene, despite being more an ET than and IT, that was a “this bitch is a fucking alien” joke that didn’t work out so well for anyone involved… As an “it girl” and makes her own damn money, lives her own damn life, meets all kinds of people, travels to awesome places like she’s retired cuz she pretty much is and no Michelle Rodriguez testicles are going to bring her down…and to prove it, she got half naked for instagram.

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Kim Kardashian Big Cleavage and her Stroller of the Day

Kim Kardashian wore this shirt out with her baby for the paparazzi. This was low level attention seeking, kinda like leaking a sex tape. It was one of those “call the paparazzi, I am going out topless, they’ll eat this shit up”…staged bullshit to keep her on the map… Even though, she’s too fucking fat to not be seen on the map, like the Great Wall of China, you can see this bitch from Space…and not just in the form of the porn DVD one of the astronauts brought up with him, because let’s face it, despite making her millions, or even hundreds of millions…it’s not that good…and either are her mom tits, clearly implants, doing what they are doing… They just remind me that society is fucking doomed. That’s what Kim Kardashian’s legacy is… GET HER SEX TAPE HERE She’s a classy bitch. Isn’t she. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Alyson Michalka in a Vintage Swimsuit of the Day

Alyson Michalka is some Disney child star who I assume had a mother who sucked dick to make it happen, unless of course she sucked dick to make it happen, despite being a pre-teen. I hear the people at Disney are all about that shit…. I don’t think has done anything but child star 10 or 15 years ago… But she did post a one piece bathing suit on the internet, showcasing a bit of her body, but screaming that she was probably molested by some casting couch people, and has faded into obscurity because she can’t be seen as a sexual object, and has in turn found the church, or maybe some sort of AMISH group that she is part of that forced her to show up on Swim day, dressed like it was 1920s…and I dig it… I just figure people are so fucking perverted, porn is everywhere, seeing a girl cover up…makes her exciting…and less typical…if you’re a slut, reading this, cover up…it’s the future.

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Alyson Michalka in a Vintage Swimsuit of the Day