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Beyonce’s New Lingerie Video of the Day

I guess Beyonce learned last year that releasing videos to her unreleased album was a genius marketing hook, because the internet is the future, no one’s got time to wait for the traditional one single, one video, record industry bullshit, instead hype her up, so that she can sell tickets to her motherfucking show, this is Beyonce and she does it different…or at least you know she thinks she does…. She also sexes herself up, despite being a mom with a lot of money, who doesn’t need money, because getting naked for attention, makes her feel young, relevant and competitive, even though it’s up on some Madonna…too old to be naked shit… That said, she’s in her lingerie – at some point in the video…which on mute…is actually a dope video – just a shitty soundtrack to the video…

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Beyonce’s New Lingerie Video of the Day

Beyonce’s New Lingerie Video of the Day

I guess Beyonce learned last year that releasing videos to her unreleased album was a genius marketing hook, because the internet is the future, no one’s got time to wait for the traditional one single, one video, record industry bullshit, instead hype her up, so that she can sell tickets to her motherfucking show, this is Beyonce and she does it different…or at least you know she thinks she does…. She also sexes herself up, despite being a mom with a lot of money, who doesn’t need money, because getting naked for attention, makes her feel young, relevant and competitive, even though it’s up on some Madonna…too old to be naked shit… That said, she’s in her lingerie – at some point in the video…which on mute…is actually a dope video – just a shitty soundtrack to the video…

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Sarah Hyland is Blonde of the Day

Sarah Hyland is officially blonde now..I can’t imagine this is big news or even news, but I figure there are some weirdo people who watch her hugely popular show and masturbate to her because she looks 11 despite being in her 20s and I only find it hot because I know she had a restraining order against her abusive ex, and I like to think of this as some witness protection shit, not because I like girls getting beat up to the point they need restraining orders, but I do like broken girls, they are easy, and what better way to be a broken girl, than to have that level of insanity in a relationship…right..

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Kylie Monogue in her Underwear BTS of the Day

Kylie Minogue was in her underwear despite being 100 years old, and the crazy thing in all this is that she looks better than most 20 year olds, I guess cancer surviving makes you some kind of hot as fuck superhero…and the real weird thing in all this is that as an Australian, she’s not quite leathery or white trash enough, I guess that’s what fame and fortune does to you…it preserves you enough for me to want to masturbate to you…if only my penis still worked…

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Kylie Monogue in her Underwear BTS of the Day

Shay Mitchell Demonstrates What She Should be Doing of the Day

I am too lazy to do background research on Shay Mitchell…but figure she’s a stripper or was a stripper prior to booking Pretty Little Liars a show that made her extremely fucking famous, at least to a core audience of tweens, that I am sure she will leverage to make better career choices so that she doesn’t need to go back to this life of poll dance… All I know is that if she was on stage at my strip club dressed like this, doing this, I wouldn’t put the dollar in my mouth to have her pick up with her vagina…if anything I would think she was mocking sex workers…and maybe she is…

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Shay Mitchell Demonstrates What She Should be Doing of the Day

Cara Delevingne for Top Shop Holiday of the Day

Cara Delevingne reminds me of the annoying handicapped girl with social skills, who was awkward as fuck and made you feel uncomfortable whenever she was around, but that put herself out there and the popular kids hung out with her – because she was fun and entertaining, and not overly embarrassing…there is just something off about her – and I am not talking about her heroin addiction, or poor little rich girl winning at life with celebrity stamp of approval, because she’s the it-girl…despite being ugly…or maybe I am… Here’s a campaign she booked for Top Shop – the video is jokes… TO SEE HER HOT IN A BLACK DRESS AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE

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Cara Delevingne for Top Shop Holiday of the Day

Cara Delevingne for Top Shop Holiday of the Day

Cara Delevingne reminds me of the annoying handicapped girl with social skills, who was awkward as fuck and made you feel uncomfortable whenever she was around, but that put herself out there and the popular kids hung out with her – because she was fun and entertaining, and not overly embarrassing…there is just something off about her – and I am not talking about her heroin addiction, or poor little rich girl winning at life with celebrity stamp of approval, because she’s the it-girl…despite being ugly…or maybe I am… Here’s a campaign she booked for Top Shop – the video is jokes… TO SEE HER HOT IN A BLACK DRESS AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE

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Madison Headrick for Marie Claire Italia of the Day

Madison Headrick is some American Model I’ve never heard of…showing some nipple in this Autumn inspired for Marie Claire Italia She’s not famous – at least NOT ON INSTAGRAM which nowadays is the basis of all things and that makes her more amazing and more interesting – because famous people are shitty and hot girls who get cast in photoshoots who aren’t famous yet, even if they want to be aren’t yet shitty…but I have faith in time they all end up shitty..

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Madison Headrick for Marie Claire Italia of the Day

Glamour Models Shooting Guns of the Day

Glamour Models aren’t hot – that’s why they are Glamour models, otherwise they would be actual models, and not these thirsty as hell girls in the UK just hoping to land a soccer player to knock them up – because in the UK there are as many of these girls as there are players… But Glamour models do have rocking tits…that’s the whole reason they exist. That’s the whole reason they do cheesy shoots to get published, probably for very little money, to just stand out from the strippers and barmaids they are competing with for the Soccer wallet fucking… This is a behind the scenes video of a few of them with guns, not sure what it is for, but babes and guns as Cliche as it is, works, when the babes with the guns are Glamour models, which is Cliche to begin with…right…

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Glamour Models Shooting Guns of the Day

Abbey Lee Kershaw’s Naked for Russell James of the Day

Abbey Lee Kershaw is from Australia and like all Australians she probably has one of the trashiest accents around, but with being from Australia, also probably means she’s a good fucking time, because Australian women seem to be hot, ready for bikinis at any given time, but still down to get drunk and sloppy… She’s 5 foot 11, which makes her modelesque, and that’s convenient since she’s a model…and it is safe to say that some of her best work has been HER BUSH …because as someone who loves bush…I love any and all girls who have them…especially when they are models..because model bush, despite being dirtier in theory, due the lifestyle, is better than fat lazy girl you meet at the fast food restaurant bush, you know because her bush is from laziness and lack of sex and style…proving yet again why it is better to be a model. TO SEE ALL THE PICS FROM RUSSELL JAMES’ BOOK CLICK HERE

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Abbey Lee Kershaw’s Naked for Russell James of the Day