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Horse Faced Jessica Lowndes Keeps the Instagram Bikini Shoot Going of the Day

This horse faced Canadian who made it pretty far for a Canadian, but who is still pretty much a nobody, despite being on TV once for a year or two, on 90210 as the new Tori Spelling, at least that’s what her horse face is telling me, named Jessica Lowndes, has realized that getting action on social media is strictly based on posting bikini pics…so bikini pics is what she’ll bring…fingers crossed it will get her music listened to, movie roles she’s auditioned for, people to actually care more than just stare and her hot body half naked… The good news is that she’s on the right track…we call Sex Tape…or at least leaked nudes…she’s getting desperate because she’s tasted the fame, she’s been on the red carpet, she’s been invited to events and the paparazzi have taken pics…and now she’s just trying to make that happen again…A for Effort…

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Heidi Klum for Macy’s Of the Day

So Heidi Klum is old and boring…and so am I…. But CLICK HERE

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Heidi Klum for Macy’s Of the Day

Heidi Klum for Macy’s Of the Day

So Heidi Klum is old and boring…and so am I…. But CLICK HERE

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Miranda Kerr for Harper’s Bazaar of the DAy

Miranda Kerr is on the program. The program is what I call girls who become models in order to date rich dudes because rich dudes are better than poor dudes, even if the models themselves already have a million dollars or more in the bank, despite being fired by their big earning client, because they had sex with Beiber….so basically she’s been out of Victoria’s Secret for 2 years now, and that means fucking Bieber cost her 3 million dollars or more, so in a way, she paid to have sex with Beiber…what a freak.. The good news is that this Single Mother will be fine…and there are billionaires willing to pick up the pieces of her broken heart…and finance a life of luxury…because when you’re a model with a 10 year long career, what the fuck else are you gonna do with yourself….

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Miranda Kerr for Harper’s Bazaar of the DAy

Miranda Kerr for Harper’s Bazaar of the DAy

Miranda Kerr is on the program. The program is what I call girls who become models in order to date rich dudes because rich dudes are better than poor dudes, even if the models themselves already have a million dollars or more in the bank, despite being fired by their big earning client, because they had sex with Beiber….so basically she’s been out of Victoria’s Secret for 2 years now, and that means fucking Bieber cost her 3 million dollars or more, so in a way, she paid to have sex with Beiber…what a freak.. The good news is that this Single Mother will be fine…and there are billionaires willing to pick up the pieces of her broken heart…and finance a life of luxury…because when you’re a model with a 10 year long career, what the fuck else are you gonna do with yourself….

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Tara Reid’s 2015 Bikini of the Day

I guess someone told Tara Reid that bikini pics get hits, and that bikini pics increase followers on her instagram, probably because she’s getting 500 likes on a fucking picture, and she’s Tara Fucking Reid, someone who at one point in time, well before becoming a global party slut, was in a ton of relevant shitty movies, long before being in shitty movies that became relevant for being so shitty…and she deserves more fucking love…so give it to her…as scary as she may be, all leathery, zombie-like, and all I can think about is how disgusting her well traveled, corpse smelling pussy must be…and more importantly, how twisted I am for wanting it all over my face and in my mouth, even if it doesn’t have sensation or get wet anymore…due to premautre, she’s only 40, but she’s partied hard…#menopause… These all happened the last few days….very ambitious, maybe even manic of her…but I guess she’s got nothing else going on… Her tits may still be shit…but at least she’s not fat…despite being broken the fuck down everywhere else… From naked – to swimming underwater- to cooking skin and New Years messages – these are all life changing…

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Kid Puts Porn CD on in Walmart and Other VIdeos of the Day

Girl Gets Punched in the Face at a Party How to Get a Broken Leg Undercover Cop VS a Girl

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Beyonce in Iceland Bikini of the Day

Beyonce and Jay Z are in Iceland, which is supposed to be an amazing place, but that would be a more amazing place if it took their lives, because they are the worst, especially when they are dressed like total assholes, I mean except in Beyonce’s bikini pics, which are tolerable despite being Beyonce, because they are bikini pics, and would be worth looking at if they were anyone, even Beyonce, who in case you didn’t know is the fucking worst…latch on…trying to be sexy and youthful, despite being a married mom… All this to say that Black people…don’t really belong in the snow…they snow suits kind of throw off their billionaire swag…

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Emily Ratajkowski for Gone Girl of the Day

Everyone is talking about BEN AFFLECK’S DICK in Gone Girl…because I guess they are excited by some asshole’s dick..he is the new batman…when they should really be more interested in the girl who had sex with his dick after he saw how hot her tits were in that music video…and figured if she’s an “It” girl he needs to get up in “It”…just to solidify their on scream dynamic…and well putting her in a massive movie…when just last year she was an amateur nude model…getting naked for the love of getting naked… So to me watching her sex scene is really what matters in this whole thing….and as a side note…despite being a ladder climbing, egotistical, manipulative and flimsy person…she’s very nice in person…so no more hate for these tits…nothing but love…

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Vanessa Hudgens Hiding That Face While Showing That Ass of the Day

This is day three of Vanessa Hudgens hiding her face in leggings, showing off her ass, rocking pants jacked up in her like they were Zac Effron, even though when that was going on for marketing of their show, the chances were she was the one up in him with her strap on….not that it matters, it was the past, and the fact that I know High School Musical gossip makes me very very very sad and lonely… Point being, I think she likes that when she covers her face…for people to focus on her ass, because I guess going to the gym 3 days in a row is a good thing, especially when for a while her fat ass I want to chip a tooth on, or at least bury my face in, was just fat…and probably hairy…because on her nudes from when she was 17….hairy is kind of her thing… All this to say, I’m a Vanessa Hudgens fan…I should start sending her love letters…to really secure those chances of restraining order….I mean her legal team already know I exist…we’re halfway there….and I blame her fitness for that… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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