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21 Texts That Will Probably Be Sent on St. Patrick’s Day

Drunk people and cell phones do not mix. Here are 21 hilarious drunk texts for proof. 1. Yep. That. Regret. EVERYTHING. Never doing that again. (Until next weekend.) 2. Candles “Candles” is about the only thing that makes sense here and even that not so much. 3. Party Time GET THOSE GLOWSTICKS UP! 4. True Colors Alcohol brings out the truth in people, right? 5. You Don’t Say! As if it weren’t obvious. 6. Poor Life Choices Not even kind of sure how this happens. View Slideshow

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21 Texts That Will Probably Be Sent on St. Patrick’s Day

Christy Turlington’s Sheer Shirt for Harper’s Bazzar of the Day

Maybe I’m just old as fuck….and have a soft spot for Christy Turlingtong because I used to jerk off to her in 90. Or maybe I just like the way she looks, despite being old…and a mom….two things that are usually depressing, a fail, a flaw in a woman’s character and life choices… Because looking at her in this summer’s Harper’s Bazaar, I think I’ve just learned how to fall in love again….Like I wasn’t an angry jaded pervert disappointed with everything sent my way….because let’s face it….she’s lovely as fuck and something I’d love to fuck.

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Christy Turlington’s Sheer Shirt for Harper’s Bazzar of the Day