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Isabeli Fontana Modeling Bathing Suits of the Day

Posted on June 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Brazilian supermodel Isabeli Fontana is modelling bathing suits, and unlike most Brazilan models, at least the ones I’ve met, she doesn’t have a dick. You know, since Brazil is the hub of lady boys and trannies, the gateway for people like Anderson Cooper to dabble with homosexuality, you know to dip his toe in first, before being full fledged, cuz it’s not quite gay if she’s got tits with her dick… I PREFER SEEING HER TOPLESS cuz that’s what these fashion models are meant to be doing….but bikinis work…I mean anything to help me imagine them naked…is good enough for me…but then again a plastic bag filled with expired meat is good enough for me to imagine fucking…but that’s probably cuz it smells like my wife’s cunt…feels like home.

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Cindy Crawford Making Out With Herself for MUSE of the Day

Posted on June 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cindy Crawford is a fucking dream. I know I am supposed to be disgusted by old ladies, but this one, this one’s special and not even because I used to jerk off to her in the 90s when she was supermodeling, but because I crossed paths with her once, and her “it factor”…the same “it factor” that made her a celebrity in the first place…pretty much melted my soul. I guess some people just have an energy, or what it takes to win the people around them over, and some people, like supermodels, no how to make love with their eyes, and pretty much ruin anything in a 10 block radius. Seriously, after the day I crossed paths with her, I’ve never been the same, no girl has been close to this greatness, and all the bitches I fucked, despite having no standards, were that much more unappealing. I am a fan of this shoot for the latest issue of MUSE…but more importantly, I am a fan of ejaculating on printouts of it…because that’s as close as I’ll get to this loveliness.

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Jersey Shore Continues to Offend in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on April 12, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Like a cockroach, or the AIDS virus, these Jersey Shore garbage humans refuse to fucking die, and continue to get their shitty bodies into bikinis, despite having no business being in bikinis, reminding me of everything wrong with bikinis, despite my general love for bikinis, which is just something I don’t like. I hate fat chicks who think they are hot cuz dudes fuck them at 3 am when wasted. I don’t care if you fuck 300 dudes bitch, you’re still a fucking pig that no one wants to see half naked. Especially not when sober. I mean look at this sloppy sack of shit. It’s the worst..but you probably like it, you know with the whole tits thing.

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Rosario Dawson’s Awesome Full Frontal from Trance of the Day

Posted on April 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Trance is a movie by Danny Boyle, who happens to be Rosario Dawson’s boyfriend, and who leaked that she had nude scenes in the movie, despite having already seen her nude, I mean her first role was in a see through bra at 16 in KIDS, but yeah, she’s also showing her pussy, a pussy Danny Boyle is dating, and a pussy Danny Boyle leaked to the press, because they wanna hype this movie up and you know what, when it involves pussy lip, I appreciate that marketing strategy. I’m kinda likiking this pic, I’m gonna have to go see the movie, that’s what they want me to think, their strategy worked.

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Rosario Dawson’s Awesome Full Frontal from Trance of the Day

Posted on April 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Trance is a movie by Danny Boyle, who happens to be Rosario Dawson’s boyfriend, and who leaked that she had nude scenes in the movie, despite having already seen her nude, I mean her first role was in a see through bra at 16 in KIDS, but yeah, she’s also showing her pussy, a pussy Danny Boyle is dating, and a pussy Danny Boyle leaked to the press, because they wanna hype this movie up and you know what, when it involves pussy lip, I appreciate that marketing strategy. I’m kinda likiking this pic, I’m gonna have to go see the movie, that’s what they want me to think, their strategy worked.

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Melissa Debling Naked for Zoo of the Day

Posted on January 16, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

OMG a Glamour Model in a Lad Mag is showing her tits….Scandalous…call the press…this is huge fucking news because these lad mags don’t find these chicks and circulate them from magazine to magazine…doing the same topless poses cuz it makes them famous for showing their tits…and gets them paid…without doing porn…or working a real job….and often times ends with a famous soccer player husband….retirement plan….but how can you hate when they look like this…all glorious….especially coming out of the UK where you’d expect them to be soot covered, toothless, with cold sores eating mashed potatoes out of the box….cheerio. There’s just so much to say about Glamour Models that I haven’t already said, but I’m keeping that locked in my vault, saving it for a rainy day, waiting for the perfect time, to say exactly the same thing I say every single day about them….cuz there’s really not that much to say about glamour models….

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Lucy Mecklenburgh Hot in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Posted on January 16, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am going to make a bet that you’ve never heard of Lucy Mecklenburgh …no matter how weird, perverted, socially awkward and addicted to television you are…..because she’s on that level of mattering to a broader audience despite having such a rockin’ body…a body so good I’d like to be it’s friend and carry its books home after class…a body I would like to play doctor with and give enemas to with my tongue….a body that shouldn’t be allowed in pants…cuz that is against the rules of our friendship…it crosses the only way out of that bikini is more naked….True story. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Olivia Munn Ass for Twitter of the Day

Posted on January 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In the past I have shat on Olivia Munn for her obvious tactics used in getting famous….I felt as though she was getting too much love for her capabilities or natural talent level…I thought she’s not hot enough to be treated this way, what’s going on here…but today a new leaf is turned and I am not gonna call her a nerd manipulator who tricked the mainstream into thinking she matters…I am going to focus on the positive and that is that she went ahead and became this low level celebrity on her own the only way she knew how and it worked….I am going to focus on the fact that her ass…looks awesome on instagram from this distance…wearing a bikini bottom….because ultimately, who cares about her dark side…when this here is the gateway to all the good she has to offer….

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Sara Sampaio Nude of the Day

Posted on January 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sara Sampaio is one of the newer Victoria’s Secret model, this time from Portugal, and she’s pretty fucking lovely, despite having a deep hatred for the Portuguese people, not because they are in fact the armpit of Europe no one cares about, except maybe for their fishing capabilities, you know the group aspiring to be Spanish or Italian or legit Euro…but because every portuguese person I’ve ever met has been a closet case, homophobic, asshole….but they do make good chicken…and apparently they also make good models…cuz this Sara Sampaio is amazing…and with all amazing models…she’s got nude pics of herself floating around…that aren’t scandalous, but that are a great reference point when you want to see what she looks like out of those Victoria’s knickers….lovely.

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Zimany Linda Modeling Lingerie of the Day

Posted on November 9, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

She’s Croatian….and I am only posting this shit cuz she looks like some stripper, mail order catalog star…all low budget…tacky and trashy…despite having her very own WIKIPEDIA PAGE….and tacky and trashy…dated and as boring as a girl named Zimany can be half naked…is kinda my fucking thing.

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