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Madison Beer Tight Body of the Day

Madison Beer is some Justin Bieber found object, that we can assume her parents put together and sold off to Bieber, because I can tell by looking at her and her tight 18 year old body, that she’s been cultivated to get social media hits, like it was her child youtube star youtube channel…only she’s all older and more sophisticated now…but more importantly…her tits are massive on her tiny frame…the way WOMEN are supposed to be built…if the stars align properly…like they did for this winning at life girl…while other girls go to college and worm menial jobs…all this one has to do is look cunty on the phone…and win…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here are some videos….from her social media…rockin’ teeth as big as her tits… The post Madison Beer Tight Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jamie Lynn Sigler’s SHorts of the Day

I never even watched the Sopranos, yet I am compelled to post Meadow Soprano in her shorts, rocking some Italian or Jewish Booty, lookin’ nice and lazy yet erotic, because I think I have a middled aged mom fetish, at least that is what I assume is going now that I look at 40 year olds and think “I’d fuck that”….something very foreign to me, but I guess something that happens when you’ve been exposed to too many hot young chicks, it becomes the norm and average middle aged chicks become the new freaky fetish..> WHO KNOWS

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Naya Rivera’s Got Cleavage of the Day

Naya Rivera was once on Glee, then she started dating a large penis black rapper, only to be dumped by him, kicked off the show and re-married to some new asshole within a 2-3 month period…and now…she’s got fake tits….and what looks like a Botox…up on some Kim Kardashian video vixen shit – I guess it all works out in the end – if this is what you would consider “working out”. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Jamie Lynn Sigler Tits of the Day

Do you remember jerking off to Meadow Soprano? Me neither. I think on the scale of sex appeal, this motherfucker was a 0. I mean I think Tony Soprano’s tits were probably more desirable in the grand scheme of things – but that’s just because it’s not gay if he’s dead…right? Here she is showing some cleavage at an event, and it’s really not all that sexy and I don’t really know why I am bothering with this, because let’s face it – we’re an internet porn era and getting off to cleavage would be a real flashback to what was…you know when you used to jerked off to the thought of girls you actually knew and not gaping assholes….back when you didn’t have their facebook to cross reference..because getting off to a real person was a thing….…and sometimes it just takes a shitty cleavage on d-list celeb to realize pussy you kinda know in real life is really what’s actually important in life…. That said – Jamie Lynn Sigler’s Best Work was her 2008 Pussy Flash – Back When Pussy Flashes Still Mattered …She’s an inny… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Cindy Crawford Making Out With Herself for MUSE of the Day

Cindy Crawford is a fucking dream. I know I am supposed to be disgusted by old ladies, but this one, this one’s special and not even because I used to jerk off to her in the 90s when she was supermodeling, but because I crossed paths with her once, and her “it factor”…the same “it factor” that made her a celebrity in the first place…pretty much melted my soul. I guess some people just have an energy, or what it takes to win the people around them over, and some people, like supermodels, no how to make love with their eyes, and pretty much ruin anything in a 10 block radius. Seriously, after the day I crossed paths with her, I’ve never been the same, no girl has been close to this greatness, and all the bitches I fucked, despite having no standards, were that much more unappealing. I am a fan of this shoot for the latest issue of MUSE…but more importantly, I am a fan of ejaculating on printouts of it…because that’s as close as I’ll get to this loveliness.

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Jamie Lynn Sigler’s Pregnant Bikini of the Day

There’s just something about pregnant girls in bikinis…that makes me want to throw up. There’s a creature growing inside her that will be shat out of her pussy. That’s fucking disgusting. Not to mention, look at her body, built like a tank, when and if that shit ever burns off her, she’ll be a shell of what she once was…a loose skinned shell. Horrible. Put some clothes on. Keep it in your pants. This is what abortions were made for. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kim Kardashian is the Devil in Nuts of the Day

Kim Kardashian may be a disgusting human and you may hate her and all she represents, but I’ve cleansed my soul and realized that hatred, especially those we don’t know, is not healthy, productive or worth our energy….and instead we should embrace all that everyone has to offer and pretend those who annoy us don’t exist, cuz when you do, you realize it’s as if they don’t exist….a fantastic exercise to practice when dealing with Kim Kardashian…. But the truth is her and her team are good at marketing, they make money that you can’t fathom in the most simple of ways, she packages herself properly, she knows how to work a camera, she knows how to make her dumpy body look erotic and curvy, she knows how to do porn without America caring, you know getting them to sympathize with her as if she’s the victim, she plays her social media strategically, her relationships strategically, and it works cuz the American public are retards….. So you can’t blame her, you can only blame yourself and I suggest you do while staring at her massive pornstar tits…. TO SEE HER IN A SEE THROUGH SHIRT FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Paula Bertolini Tit for Glamour of the Day

Paula Bertolini is a skinny model and she’s naked for some fashion photoshoot that you know was scripted in the office of some pretentious art director who thought he had a vision…a revolutionary, artistic vision that will redefine fashion as we know it, or at least that’s how he pitched this, cuz recycled, repetitive, bullshit trash with a few nipples in it to keep it edgy enough for people to talk about it like it’s more than just mass produced bullshit, doesn’t sell the creative team as well… I’ve never heard of her, but I’ve seen her naked and I like it…..cuz she’s not fat.

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Katy Perry Military Lesbian for GQ Germany of the Day

Katy Perry is dressed as a militant lesbian for GQ Germany, because based on my experience with Germans and my knowledge of Germans, cold, hard faced, miliant lesbians is kinda their thing, you know when they aren’t shitting in each other’s mouths in bootleg porn, or covering up a genocide scandal that hit back in the 30s and 40s when they let a criminal mastermind run their country…. I generally don’t like lesbians, but only cuz they hate me for having a penis…..seriously they always look at me funny, like that they want to turn me into a woman, but maybe that’s cuz I turn them on so much it fucks with all they have worked so hard to suppress….but more importantly, I hate Katy Perry, cuz she’s a fucking lie of a human….talentless, ugly and thanks to GQ Germany, pantsless….unfortunately. Here are the pics…

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Jamie Lynn Sigler Tit Hanging Out of a Dress for Twitter

Jamie Lynn Sigler hasn’t been in our faces or on our faces or on our faces in our fantasies while watching her on shitty TV because it makes the show that she is on more interesting, especially when that show is Entourage – but she has been posting her fatty tits hanging out of her shit on twitter, and as far as I’m concerned that is all the relevant she needs to be……if anything this is the peak performance of her career and it is all down hill from here….but then again I am really into has been barely famous tits hanging out of shirts at weddings on social networking sites….it’s a niche fetish but a fetish nevertheless.

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