Nicki Minaj wore a see through dress, that isn’t quite see through, but more see through as a concept, so that it’s “edgy” enough to get people to talk about but not see through enough for me to see her dick. The post Nicki Minaj in a See Through Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
You may not know who Francia Raisa is, maybe you didn’t see Bring It On 47: All or Nothing, or The Cutting Edge 3: Chasing the Dream, since The Cutting Edge 1 and 2 just didn’t inspire you enough to see a third one… Maybe you don’t watch the Secret Life of the American Teenager, even though they gave me a shout out, at least I think they did…Unless they know another Jesus Martinez, I mean there are millions of us… But Francia Raisa is still a person…not a very famous person…but a person who matters enough that we notice her half naked and flexhing….because even if I don’t care about sports bra…I care about tits..and the two come hand in hand…and she’s more butch than Olympian Bruce Jenner…which isn’t saying much. The post Francia Raisa Flexing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Apr 24, 2015 at 12:56pm PDT Here’s a little Iza Goulart showing her ripped fucking stomach as she jumps around to Kris Kross, since that song only just came out in Brazil, or maybe because she’s a funny little brazilian and this is her Brazilian sense of humor…even though real brazilian sense of humor comes into play when the chick you’ve been dancing with pulls out her boner that is bigger than your dick when you get her back to your hotel and you’re forced to decide whether to finish off the blowjob she started or if it is more gay when you know she has a dick than when she was doing it with her dick tucked in her panties… Not that Iza is that kind of Brazilian…but she may be…and her abs aren’t really telling much of a different story…here she is… The post Iza Goulart Fitness of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Georgia May Jagger is not the bootleg Mick Jagger daughter with a model…she is the model daughter he had because his model wife – when he wasn’t fucking David Bowie….because she got the dick suck lips and model everything else…making fantasies of Mick Jagger’s mouth less faggy…because she’s got a vagina…
To See the All the Pics CLICK HERE I don’t know who Jessica Brown Findlay chick- is but I know she fucking won this iCloud hack with the DICK in eye pic…. CONTINUE THE CONVERSATION IN THE stepFORUM TO SEE ALL THE PICS ON IMGUR CLICK HERE
Ashley Sky is one of the original instagram models. Most people who don’t use instagram, probably have no idea who she is. I doubt she’s really made much money off her instagram hustle, but she’s probably met a lot of rich people…. The rumor is that she apparently had some rich black boyfriend who pumped money into her and her brand…basically promoting her and doing PR for her. She got into a few mags, but really nothing all that substantial. Then hundreds or thousands of other girls diluted her instagram hustle…leaving her one of the many no names with a big audience… I heard she’s no single, living in LA, trying to make it, and what better way than to let Terry Richardson cum on her face, with his camera… You see, he’s kind of a big deal.
It looks like Calvin Klein has finally decided to start marketing their brand again. For those of you, as if there are any of you actually reading this, out there….Calvin Klein were beasts in the 90s. They had every hot model. Every campaign felt like some teen porno. They made noise, they innovated, they paved the way for a lot of brands…and every bitch wanted Calvin’s and Marky Mark Wahlberg stuck his dick in a pair, long before sticking his dick in Jenny McCarthy, no wait that’s his brother… All this to say, they were a brand…they were pushing boundaries…then they disappeared…and now they are back..with a titty model Lara Stone…topless but not showing nipples.. Even though her nipples are everywhere… I guess they are still being safe, and boring, but at least they are trying….C for Effort motherfuckers…maybe if Calvin took his dick out of some 20 year old model for a minute, we’d get some better content…
Anastasia Ashley is some accomplished pro-surfer, whatever the fuck that means, who apparently has been told by enough dudes that she’s got a above average fit ass while in her bikini…an ass that she obviously thinks is awesome because she seems to do more ass than surfing….from twerking at surf events to posting tons of ass pics on her instagram … Luckily, I don’t give a fuck about surfing, unless it is on my dick and/or face…but I do care about ass…so it works for me…unfortunately she doesn’t…because if she did, her first job would be letting me try to get her pregnant…with my mouth…. Either way, she did a bikini fashion shoot for Purple that was shot by the amazing and beautiful Andi Elloway …who should have also been in this shoot in her bikini, turning this fashion porn into some lesbian themed porn…. But instead it was all Anastasia…fuck her for taking all the attention..no wait just fuck her…literally…but romantically and passionately with her all locked in a cage in my basement, as I stare in her starving cuz I haven’t fed her eyes, before spitting in her face and choking her out, as my dick slides in and out of her ass during a herpes outbreak…you know my kind of romance the real kind… Let’s just hope when she’s googles herself and sees this post about her…and gets turned on instead of a restraining order… Cuz I am in love with this bitch and pretty much ready to marry this bitch…and start a family with this bitch…or at least try to start a family with this bitch…over and over and over and over and over again… I feel so alone.
Married men with hit songs that don’t stop getting played on the radio that feature naked bitches with great tits in their video and that are about domesticating bitches are all the fucking same, perverts… I figure when a bitch marries a dude like this, you know an LA Rich kid who girls find hot, she knows that he’s either gonna stick his dick in other girls, or grab their asses when pics of them are being taken for the internet in front of a mirror so that everyone talks about it and it gets back to her, forcing him to either pretend it’s just the angle of the shot, or maybe, just maybe, his wife knows he’s fucking human and as long as his dick isn’t inside the bitch, it’s not that big of a fucking deal. Most married men are miserable. Robin Thicke, looks like he’s doing just fine…cuz sometimes just grabbing new ass…is enough to make you appreciate the one you have at home. Who cares…
Married men with hit songs that don’t stop getting played on the radio that feature naked bitches with great tits in their video and that are about domesticating bitches are all the fucking same, perverts… I figure when a bitch marries a dude like this, you know an LA Rich kid who girls find hot, she knows that he’s either gonna stick his dick in other girls, or grab their asses when pics of them are being taken for the internet in front of a mirror so that everyone talks about it and it gets back to her, forcing him to either pretend it’s just the angle of the shot, or maybe, just maybe, his wife knows he’s fucking human and as long as his dick isn’t inside the bitch, it’s not that big of a fucking deal. Most married men are miserable. Robin Thicke, looks like he’s doing just fine…cuz sometimes just grabbing new ass…is enough to make you appreciate the one you have at home. Who cares…