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Candice Swanepoel for Vogue Mexico of the Day

Posted on August 30, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Victoria’s Secret prize hen Candice Swanepoel has ventured into other magazines like Vogue Mexico, because she’s a little slut who needs to fuck other dick to feel validated cuz the dick that pays for her food and shelter is repetitive and not making her feel special enough…and it turns out she’s capable of boring as fuck photoshoots…because this shit right here isn’t giving boners…. BORING. Here’s the video…

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Marcus Jordan Tweets & Deletes Naked Photo

Posted on July 30, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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  Marcus Jordan, son of NBA legend Michael Jordan, is getting looked at in a whole new light. The college basketball player tweeted a photo…

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Amanda Bynes’ Grill of the Day

Posted on July 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The things I would do to Amanda Bynes’ crazy girl grill…are pretty dirty…and similar to this pic, THAT IS NOT AMANDA BYNES SUCKING SOME DICK …but that is going around pretending to be Amanda Bynes…because the internet may be all I know, but it is also a fucking liar….only my GRILL fantasy would involve a whole lot less Amanda Bynes, but the same amount of rubbing my dick on her mouth piece without her knowing, so that she goes around all her crazy day with my dick smear in her mouth, without knowing my dick smear is in her mouth, I’m subtle with my face-rape like that. It’s good to know she’s got 10k to spend on really useful things, and more importantly, that she’s pretty in person…..

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Lindsey Vonn Skier Bikini Ass of the Day

Posted on May 30, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have been around ski hills for years…I do live in Canada, snow is all we have… From my experience, pro skiers…in all their strong legs from squat glory…rarely have sex appeal….even the amateur ski racers are built like pick-up trucks, you know that could probably bounce on your dick for hours, and rip your dick off with pussy muscles, but that you’d probably need to trick yourself into getting hard for by doing some visualization exercises or some shit…. Well it turns out that Lindsey Vonn in her bikini is not all bad at all…thick can be a good thing….and not just for kicking me in the balls for sexual purposes. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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personal pic for sara dont call my dick cute this time i know im not hot but if this turns you on im happy justin bieber got nothing on me lol

Posted on April 25, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

personal pic for sara dont call my dick cute this time i know im not hot but if this turns you on im happy justin bieber got nothing on me lol – im_no_justin_bieber.jpg The rest is here: personal pic for sara dont call my dick cute this time i know im not hot but if this turns you on im happy justin bieber got nothing on me lol

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Adriana Lima Bending Over in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on April 25, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

From this angle, I think I see see the path of destruction Adriana Lima’s kid left when ravaging her vagina and leaving it a mangled mess, along with the rest of her body, that has had a hard time bouncing back from, but that at 30 doesn’t need to bounce back from because she’s Adriana Lima and even at 40% of what she was, is still better than where you’re sticking your dick, especially if you’re like me, and sticking your dick into a pile of dog shit, because it’s so warm, accessible and reminds me of anal. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Adriana Lima Bending Over in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on April 25, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

From this angle, I think I see see the path of destruction Adriana Lima’s kid left when ravaging her vagina and leaving it a mangled mess, along with the rest of her body, that has had a hard time bouncing back from, but that at 30 doesn’t need to bounce back from because she’s Adriana Lima and even at 40% of what she was, is still better than where you’re sticking your dick, especially if you’re like me, and sticking your dick into a pile of dog shit, because it’s so warm, accessible and reminds me of anal. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Nina Dobrev Panties for Social Media of the Day

Posted on April 19, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nina Dobrev is some actor from some show about vampires, because Hollywood likes to milk trends harder than I like cheap hookers to milk my dick. Which reminds me, going up to a girl wearing Air Jordans is not an invitation to say “You look urban, let’s turn this rap video into a rape video, all we need is my dick, your protest and a back alley”. It also isn’t even a good pic up line. Not that that has anything to do with Nina Dobrev flashing panties on social media like a good attention craving starlet, but I have no Nina Dobrev stories, she’s one of those “too cool to talk to me” when we go to the Canada igloo party the whole country attends. It happen to all girls who get on TV for a minute, they become cunts….but at least this one is showing us the closest thing to her cunt, her panties.

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Candice Swanepoel for MUSE last Year of the Day

Posted on April 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Last summer, CANDICE SWANEPOEL DID A NUDE PHOTOSHOOT FOR MUSE MAGAZINE and it was pretty fantastic. 5 Days Ago, the guy who shot the video of the shoot put up the video to his VIMEO Page. Just Now, I posted it, because I think Candice Swanepoel, at least in pictures, is a delicate and beautiful flower I want to care for and water with my dick, because in person, she’s probably 6 foot 6, with a clit the size of my dick, but in front of the camera, this bitch has good features.

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Elyse Taylor in Purple of the Day

Posted on March 26, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elyse Taylor is an awesome model from Australia, the land of cool as fuck, hot as fuck, drunk as fuck women with accents I want to bounce on like a kangaroo with my dick….She was the face of O’Neill last year, she’s done shit for Vogue, Tommy, Estee Lauder…and most importantly…my dick, right now, in these pretty much nude….with bush, my favorite, photos for Purple Magazine……She’s a keeper…the kind of girl I’d mail my sperm to and hope she uses for some pregnancy shit like a lesbian couple…No H8…Prop 8……let’s scissor. I just squirted.

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