Why couldn’t these be pictures of Kimmy Gibbler? You know the disgusting neighbor from Full House who I always wondered what she looked like naked because I figured she put out based on the insecurities of being the ugliest bitch on the show.
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Rebecca from Full House Doing Yoga Cameltoe of the Day
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The Kardashian sisters have no shame. They will really do anything for publicity in efforts to hang onto the bullshit fame they got with their show but never deserved
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Khloe Kardashian in Her See Thru Dress is Scary of the Day
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Her name is Oliva Wilde, she’s on the show House, she’s 25 and she’s half naked in GQ and her name is the only Wilde about any of this, if she wanted to impress me, she’d pull some better stunts involving her vagina, like bouncing it on my dick, or even on anyone’s dick just as long as I get to be a part of it, as sitting here lookin at pictures doesn’t have anything to do with my life and I didn’t even know who she was before today, so if anything, I’m the one doin her a favor here and her little hard nipples are just wasting my time. This isn’t naked this is cockteasing and she needs to step up and stomp the yard fuck.
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Olivia Wilde Naked for GQ of the Day
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As much as I hate Kim Kardashian, every once in a while she puts on the right pair of spanx and gets all that fat ass contoured lookin’ proper because I know fat girls and they don’t really look like this no matter how many types of tape, straps and bullshit they use, so as much as I like to make fun of Kim Kardashian’s eating disorder and laziness, as long as she brings it out like this, I’m not complaining, but I still think she’s a waste of fucking time, but then again, so am I, maybe we’re soulmates, but I guess we’ll never know cuz I’m not black and no matter how hard I try my dick won’t penetrate past ass cheek.
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Kim Kardashian’s Ass in a Short Dress of the Day
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Her name is Pixie Lott, she’s 18, she just released her first single a couple months ago in the UK and shit’s apparently poppin’ on the charts which means it’s probably fucking garbage.
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Pixie Lott Slutty FHM Photoshoot of the Day
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I was just talking to a girl who begs her boyfriend to piss on her, who fucks him and his friends at the same time, who loves sucking pussy when her man fucks it and she asked if I was a horny dude because of all the sex talk I annoy people with and I realized that I’m really not all that horny. Sure, I like talking shop with whores and I really find pussy and tits the only really interesting thing in life, but I’m not as weird as a lot of people about sex and that kinda makes me feel inadequate
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Sarah Jessica Parker’s Hard Nipples of the Day
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I hate writing about Mexicans who humilate themselves trying to fit into America by sacrificing their integrity, all because their parents had a dream for them to have a life better in the land of opportunity or some shit and to instill that on their kids they named them after the fuckin’ country and got them into acting, forcing them to play the ugly bitch on a TV show about an ugly bitch, being reminded everyday that she’s ugly by both Hollywood standards and my standards, while collecting a paycheck that pretty much guarantees she will never have to clean a hotel room or clean up a rich family’s dog piss, it will also help pay for her therapy when she starts realizing that she’s just being used as a clown for all of us to laugh at. The whole thing depresses me, but for some reason lookin at this pig in a hot dog outfit is making me fucking hungry….and it may get you off if you’re the kind of guy who gets intimate with sausages and cured meats because based on a hooker I know…a lot of dudes are into that shit….
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America Ferrara is a Disgusting Pig of the Day
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For those of you who used to watch Ron Howard TV shows and used to think to yourself how cool he was and how badly you wanted to be him, to the point of borderline obsession, where he became your everything and you started posting up posters of him and using expressions he used and even cut your hair the same way as him, dressed like him and wanted to be inside him, you can now jerk off to something that came out of his dick and grew in some chick’s uterus like some kind of fungus, and it won’t be as gay or as weird as when you jerked off to him, because let’s face it Ron Howards a bit of a fuckin’ loser no one should aspire to be or get off to. She’s redhead, I have never had a redhead, I find them scary for the most part, but my friend told me they are a different breed of human and their skin feels different that normal people, so as longs as she has a vagina and her ass has keeps that attitude, I won’t judge you. Bryce Dallas Howard, Ass, Leggings Bryce Dallas Howard’s Ass in Leggings of the Day For those of you who used to watch Ron Howard TV shows and used to think to yourself how cool he was and how badly you wanted to be him, to the point of borderline obsession, where he became your everything and you started posting up posters of him and using expressions he used and even cut your hair the same way as him, dressed like him and wanted to be inside him, you can now jerk off to something that came out of his dick and grew in some chick’s uterus like some kind of fungus, and it won’t be as gay or as weird as when you jerked off to him, because let’s face it Ron Howards a bit of a fuckin’ loser no one should aspire to be or get off to
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Summer is almost over and I haven’t seen nearly enough bikinis, so this weekend I am planning on finding the nearest beach, where girls will be in bikinis and where I will be hiding in the bushes watching. People always ask me why I insist on hiding in the bushes because they find it weird and I tell them it is a lot less weird than masturbating in public, if anything masturbating in public is frowned upon and enough to get a motherfucker arrested so we keep it behind the brush like some Vietnam war vet reliving the days in the jungle.
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Naomi Campbell Flases Her Bikini Bottoms of the Day
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If you’re a short dude lookin’ for a tall chick to over-compensate for being a short dude follow this dude’s lead and become a billionaire, because short dudes or really any dude who has money is like fuckin’ porn to bitches. Seriously, you can have be missing limbs, a severe retardation, no teeth and dick that doesn’t work, and you can still find a pussy hot enough to hold your retard hand as you walk down the fuckin’ street, as long as you got fuckin’ money, because you guessed it, all women are whores
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Victoria Silvstedt Walks Her Little Man of the Day
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