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Ellen Pompeo is Showing Off Her Post-Pregnancy Tits of the Day

Looks like Ellen Pompeo tried to reclaim some of that sex appeal she thought she once had before she had her kid, but that I don’t think she ever had because there’s nothing hot about her, and she did it the good old fashion way….by showing her new fat tits. I guess it’s like when a girl gets her period and hormonally knows to dress and act sluttier to show off her swollen tits despite ruining the good times by dropping the bomb everytime she brings a random dude home and has to say “We can’t tonight, I have my period” when he is about to stick his dick in her forcing dude to suck it up and reply “I don’t give a fuck, just fuck me you whore who brought me home tonight even though we just met, when girls never bring me home and I don’t even remember the last time I got laid, but thanks to your hormones and possibly God, I’m not leaving here without having my dick in a pussy, so get out your plastic shee”, only instead of blood dripping out of her vagina, she’s had baby crawl out of the shit and here are her tits in an animal print bra…cuz she’s trying her hardest to remind herself guys want to fuck her… Pics via Bauer

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Creepy Hairdresser of the Day

If you’re like me and bored of pulling your dick out for school girls on the subway, here’s a fun new hobby for you when you are on public transit. It seems to be a little more challenging to pull off but in my case will get a lot less girls laughing in my face about my embarrassing penis size that they even know is an embarrassing penis size at 13 or 14…..good times creepin’…

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Brittany Snow Masturbates in Some Movie of the Day

I guess things have dried up for Brittany Snow since her life changing role in John Tucker Mst Die…cuz bitch has taken up masturbating in this movie is called The Vicious Kind, something you know real bottom feeders who got all excited after they were popular for a minute and bought all these things they can’t afford today…so now they’re simulating cumming on camera and I’m not complaining…not that I find this hot…I just don’t really care either way…. Bonus – Here she is getting raped….I think….I’m not really sure what’s going on here but I think he fake cums inside her and I’m always good with fake cumming inside desperat chicks cuz I don’t like unwanted pregancy…. Either way, this is a shitty fucking sex scenes in shitty fucking movies I’ve never heard of…

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Sharon Stone’s Old Hard Nipple of the Day

After seeing Sharon Stone’s face slowly melt off, her neck weathered as shit, it’s almost embarrassing admitting that I still jerk off to screen shots of her pussy from Basic Instinct, but unfortunately for me, compared to the other things I’ve jerked off to over the years, her old weathered pussy is actually acceptable. I mean there have been real desperate times where real weird shit has gone down that I don’t necessarily ever want to talk about, but I’ll give you a hint and that hint is Rosie O’Donnell in that movie where she was in dominatrix gear and that’s not even scratching the surface of the dark places I’ve been with my dick…..together we are modern day explorers who never have to leave my couch. Pics via Fame

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Secret Google Counter

Oh, the things you find when a turtle traipses across your keyboard. When you hit the “I'm Feeling Lucky” button at Google's main search without entering a search query, a HUGE countdown ticker appears displaying the number of seconds left in the year

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Top 10 Video Game Weapons

Link: http://www.askmen.com/top_10/videogam…

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Chicken Suit ‘What Is Love?’

Good morning! Here's a man in a Chicken suit playing “What is Love?” on Pianica. Need I say more? Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Most Unparliamentary Language! (NSFW)

C-SPAN is so much more fun in an Irish accent! (Also, Ireland's Dick Cheney is way more handsome than our Dick Cheney.) Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Tiffany Trump and her Rich Pussy of the Day

I think it is safe to say that Donald Trump has ruined his daughter TIffany’s life. Sure, his testicles are the reason she’s alive in the first place, but that semen is also tainted with bad genes that made her look less fuckable than her much older mother. I guess she’s only 16, so she shouldn’t look as fuckable as her mother because that would be illegal, but it is safe to say that in the next 2 years, she will remain less fuckable than her mother and we only have Donald Trump to blame for that.

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Amber Rose is a Man in a Dress of the Day

These pictures reaffirm the reason why Kanye was all up on this bitch. It’s cuz she looks more like a man than he does and he fucking loves dudes he just doesn’t love how un-hip-hop it is to stick your dick in another dude’s ass, so instead of following his heart publicly and embracing who he really is and what he really wants in his life, he just shaves a manly lookin’ bitch down so that when he’s fucking her up the ass, cuz pussy is gross to him, he can pretend it’s his old buddy he used to play ball with and who he has been fantasizing about since he accidentally saw his dick when they were peeing next to each other…..it is just one of those dude with mommy issues situation, you know the kind of guy who can never love another woman cuz his mom is so special to them and no girl can compare, forcing him to go to cock for the male attention he never got in his broken home and the whole thing is heavily complicated, even more complicated than that Avril Lavigne song and that shit is called “complicated” so figure that out for yourself… Pics via INF

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