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Justin Lee Collins likes Fat Chicks of the Day

Posted on February 8, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who this dude Justin Lee Collins is, but I know that he likes fat chicks, and dude’s not even ashamed of it, he parades around with the shit like he’s proud he can fit his dick in even with her belly being in the way and shit…I guess he’s one of those dudes who like big tits no matter what disgusting they come attached to….cuz he’s not black…so that’s gotta be it…. Oh…I just found out he’s from the UK…I’ve seen the women of the UK..with their rotton teeth, chimney sweeping soot stained hands, industrial revolution callused hands…inbred for centuries and working class for centuries and centures… This all makes sense…Move along people…nothing to see here.

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Kelis’ Dress Comes With a View of the Day

Posted on January 25, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Not that the view is all that amazing…This is no million dollar shit you’d see on the HGTV or anything but she claims her Milkshake Brings All the Boys To the Yard and from my understand of urban-speak- that means she gives superhead like she was SUPERHEAD- but from my experience any self-proclaiming good-head giver is usually shitty at giving head….you see every single girl I have ever met has told me she sucks dick like a pro and unfortunately, I haven’t had my dick sucked by every single girl I’ve met (I’m talking to you girl at the sandwich place), but those of whom who have made such claims to me and did end up sucking my dick were never amazing, guys just tell bitches they give the best head when they are gettin head at that time,cuz it is the best head they are getting at that moment, it’s some heat of the moment shit we say hoping you’ll swallow like the whore you clearly are, don’t take it personally, you’re the one with a dick in your mouth….and don’t take the words of encouragement to heart bitches…cuz when it’s coming from the owner of that dick, motherfucker is your number one fan, your fucking personal cheerleader until he cums…. That said, her face is battered, so bitch better be good at suckin’ dick when she looks like this…one of those things she probably practiced so much her nose fell off like she was Michael Jackson or some shit…

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David Arquette Proves That Being Single is Amazing of the Day

Posted on November 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on David Arquette Proves That Being Single is Amazing of the Day

Sure, he’s probably BBMing his cunt wife who is still on his jock about random annoying bullshit, making excuses to talk to him, like using the baby as leverage, but at least when he puts that phone in the off position, he’s daytime partying hard, using his stupid undeserved money wisely, recruiting some young pussy to audition for his dick, cuz he’s David Arquette and despite being a total fucking clown, he’s been in movies and that’s good enough reason for so many vaginas to be ready and willing…. Sure, this rebound with fresher that Courtney Pussy will only last a few months before his cunt from Friends manipulates him back out of guilt for their daughter, or that he feels his coke fueled existance feels so empty and all he craves is his life partner to snuggle up with and just cuddle, cuz trying to keep up with young pussy burned him out…. but at least he’s living out the glory days he can’t live out when married…. What it comes down to is that when you are famous, on any level, young pussy will always perform for your dick. You will always have money and enough fame to live out the good life. Something nobodies flock to cuz they envy it, making monogamy a fucking joke. Monogamy only works for dudes who can’t get laid and rely heavy on the one they tricked into signing up for life. Here are a couple of pics to remind Courtney Cox that she just doesn’t matter anymore.

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Laeticia Hallyday See Through of the Day

Posted on November 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Laeticia Hallyday See Through of the Day

I realize I start my posts saying “I don’t even know who this bitch is” on a regular basis. I don’t do that cuz I think I am too cool for these bitches and that I want them to think I think they are insignificant so that they email me requests to fuck me, cuz all girls like to be wanted, but because I actually don’t really remember who these bitches are on any level of fame. I have such a bad memory and bad eye sight that I could be sitting in the front of Alba masturbating and I wouldn’t know who she was, possibly cuz I’d be staring at her mom pussy twitching, but probably because I just can’t retain this kind of information… I do know that this bitch in her see through top is married to some has-been French singer, they live in LA for some reason, and they are always in the paparazzi sites, but I don’t really know what she has done, what she does, or what she’s working on, I just know she’s not wearing a bra and I assume she was some groupie slut who knew Hallyday was near death and could offer her the good life, and really none of that matters cuz she’s essentially a nobody and here are her tits.

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Angela Simmons Still on the Beach in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on November 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Angela Simmons Still on the Beach in a Bikini of the Day

Yes. I am the unofficial Angela Simmons in a Bikini fan site. It’s like I’m posting this shit daily. I think I like her for a few reasons…That she’s black and raised in a white suburb cuz it leads to an identity crisis that usually performs nicely on my dick. I can tell she’s a bigger JAP than the Jewish moms who flew into Miami on their private jets for the weekend to escape the NYC November cold…that her dad’s RUN from RUN/DMC and although I didn’t give a fuck about them at the time…it’s funny to grab my dick lookin’ at pics of his baby like she’s some kind of little dirty whore I found on the street corner…just cuz I like to keep it hood for him…even if he’s totally lost his identity….but most importantly, I am her unofficial Bikini fan site because her tits look pretty teenaged….even if the rest of her doesn’t…They are good enough to focus in on and ignore her thickness…and for that reason and my black girl fetish alone…I am posting another post on her.

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Amy Winehouse Showing Off Her Fake Tits of the Day

Posted on August 4, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t really know what these are pictures of, they have something to do with Amy Winehouse pulling an all nighter, that’s probably why she looks a little distraught, even though she always looks a little distraught, that’s what hard drug use does to a bitch, and it’s also what makes a bitch hot, cuz it’s that desperation and near death look and feel that makes a girl feel attainable, throw in some money and some fake tits with a voice like a black slave in the fields and you got yourself a damaged, broken, goldmine you may not want to stick your dick in, but you’d be an idiot not to jerk off all over….and I guess that’s why Amy Winehouse is porn to me and by default so are all pictures of her as she rots away… Pics via Bauer

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Rapist of the Day

Posted on May 4, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a funny story about a rapist who raped a bitch, stole her phone, answered her phone, agreed to sell her back her phone and got busted by the police, which reminds us all that if you rape a bitch, don’t ever agree to meet her to give her back shit you stole from her, cuz she will probably be mad and try to bring you the fuck down…. Based on the bitches ankles, I think she sould have been happy anyone was willing to stick their dick in her, sure the circumstances are shit, but close your eyes woman and take the dick in, pretend it’s just a lover getting rough and playing rape, cuz when you’re legs look like that, I can only imagine what the rest of you looks like and that’s something that is not quite worth having sex with, unless it was for rape, which has been proven to be a non sexual thing….. But instead she sold the fucker out, and really he deserves it, cuz only an idiot would agree to meet your rape victim, if you don’t already know her, and sell them back their cell phone, unless the bitch is lying and he never raped her, she just wanted people in the community to think that someone thinks she’s worth fucking….

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Kristen Stewart Looks Inbred of the Day

Posted on February 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t understand all the hype behind this greasy, saggy eyed, inbred lookin’ trash, unless it comes from teenage girls, because teenage girls aren’t the ones jerking off to her. I get that Twilight was the biggest fucking thing in the history of the universe before Avatar flooded it out and I get that perverts like to get off to things they think teenage girls are getting off to, so when the popularity of the shit went thru the roof, I got it, but I didn’t get when I started hearing people make references to this bitch as being hot, because I know hot and this isn’t it. I even know moderate hot, fuckable, decent lookin’ and the only thing this bitch has is that she looks too retarded to tell on you if you raped her in the barn like you were her dad. It just proves that America is retarded and millions of marketing dollars can convince us to think pretty much anything. Whether it’s about polluting our ears with Lady Gaga, our bodies with fast food, our minds with celebrity gossip, we are just a bunch of fucking suckers….so here are some pictures of Kristen Stewart for you idiots who think she’s hot to realize she’s really is just a groggy lookin’ mess… Pics via Fame

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Another Amazing Oversharey John Mayer Interview

Posted on February 10, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Link: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02… We probably should have left John Mayer in the Decade of Douche, but really, this interview. He compares Jessica Simpson to sexual napalm and his dick to a member of the KKK. Read it, everyone else is. Read

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The Saturdays Performing Without Pants of the Day

Posted on January 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The Saturdays may not be a household name to any of us because they are from the UK and no one really gives a fuck about the UK even people who live in the UK but I find myself seriously affected by this girl band….I want to fuck every single one of them at the same time and I hate girls from the UK because they are ugly, but seeing them collectively sucking on stage, humiliating themselves and not caring gives me hope that they have no shame in other aspects of their life like sucking my dick all at the same time even though I don’t have that much dick to go around….and here they are performing without pants….. Pics via LFI Facebook Shut Me Down Cuz They Are Racist- So Add My New Account ADD ME

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