I’m still not 100% sure what Dove Cameron does for a living — is she an actress or a model or just another up-and-coming professional Instagram hottie? Anyway, I’m way too lazy to bother looking it up, and also, I guess there really isn’t that much of a distinction between those three lines of work anymore. Still, here’s hoping Dove decides to focus on the Instagram route. That job’s way more rewarding. Well, for me and the Little Tuna, anyway.
I keep saying that Rita Ora deserves to be way more famous, and if she keeps posting more topless pictures like this, I think it’s going to happen for her pretty soon. But even if it doesn’t, her and those funbags of hers have always got a place on this website. What can I say? I’m just a nice guy like that. …Stop laughing. That wasn’t supposed to be a joke.
Sarah Hyland may not have the boobs that Ariel Winter has, but keep in mind she is half the size of her and for me that is a way more attractive quality. Yesterday, Sarah posted her little booty in a bikini on Instagram. If I was that dog lying next to her, I’d definitely give it a sniff.
The Internet Vs. Nicki’s purse Queen Barb Nicki let her inner-hoodrat shine by performing with her purse alongside endlessly slandered rent-a-boo Meek Mill at “Made In America” in the latest (hilarious) chapter of “ My star girlfriend is way more famous than me .” Hit the flip for must-see reactions to Nicki feat. her purse at “Made In America.”
I know that Chloe Moretz is a “serious actress” and everything, but I’m glad to see she’s been taking my career advice seriously too. Because whether she ever gets her Oscar or not, it’s never too late to start planning for a second career. And if you ask me, Chloe’s got a lot of promise as a future hot nobody. Especially if she keeps putting on leg shows like this for the paps. And trust me, it’s a lot more rewarding of a gig than this acting crap. Well, at least for us perverts anyway. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
For today’s instalment of Better Get to Know an Instagram Hottie, I want to introduce you perverts to Alexis Farley . According to my research, in addition to being a serious pants fire, Alexis was also named Miss Teen Indiana 2012. Although if she keeps this up, she’ll be able to add Ex-Mrs. Tuna 2015 to that list too. Which, trust me, is a way more prestigious title. I only hand out about a few hundred of those a year. » view all 16 photos
All I nose is that when Sarah Jessica Parker was young – she wasn’t hot…so to think there would be anything hot about her when she’s well into her 50s…would be insane…but the interesting thing about it is that her big tits on her skinny frame matter less and less as her nose seems to matter more and more…taking over the fucking scene that is Sarah Jessica Parker…and her homosexual husband / bff. Who cares about these people? I know..and Sarah Jessica parker NOSE too… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Iggy Azalea is a bootleg rapper, popstar, who doesn’t write her own music, but has attached herself via her vagina to as many black rapper dudes as possible and has in turn become very popular, at least with white suburban girls – especially the fat ones -because she is living their dream, giving them a voice, and all that bullshit.. She has a sex tape out there, a stunt I am sure she created, she’s from Australia and claims to have been a stripper, I am sure there is more to this story as no investor would ever put money into a stripper from Australia, they just aren’t reliable people. It’s all a facade, an image, a fake as fuck fabricated lie… But she masturbates on stage and I can’t see how that could be bad for the 16 year old girls obsessed with her…I mean I’m sure it wouldn’t lead to them being inspired to do illegal shit themselves – because historically kids are never influenced by their idols…right? All this to say…Iggy Azalea is the worst… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
