For today’s instalment of Better Get to Know an Instagram Hottie, I want to introduce you perverts to Alexis Farley . According to my research, in addition to being a serious pants fire, Alexis was also named Miss Teen Indiana 2012. Although if she keeps this up, she’ll be able to add Ex-Mrs. Tuna 2015 to that list too. Which, trust me, is a way more prestigious title. I only hand out about a few hundred of those a year. » view all 16 photos
I don’t think I’ve done a post on Katharine McPhee in years. To be honest, I kind of forget she was still famous… But even if she isn’t, I guarantee she’s going to be famous again after you perverts see these pictures of Katharine holding her own personal wet t-shirt contest filming her show Scorpion . Although if she really wants to get peoples’ attention, she should remember to wear a bikini next time. Now that’d be some real must-see TV. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
If the name Solveig Mork Hansen doesn’t look familiar to you, don’t worry. Because the first time I saw it, I wasn’t really sure it was even a name. According to my research though, it’s Dutch, and belongs to the smoking hot bikini model you’re currently drooling over. So go ahead and get more familiar with the sexy Sports Illustrated Rookie, although if she wants to make it in this business, she might have to change that name… Personally, I think Solveig Mork Tuna has a much better ring to it, don’t you? » view all 12 photos Continue reading →
All hail, Game of Thrones , King of the Andals, first of its name and all-time ratings champion! Yes, the numbers for season 4, episode 8 of Game of Thrones are in, and the wildly popular series has officially surpassed The Sopranos as the most-watched series in HBO’s history. Game of Thrones Characters In Real Life 1. Emilia Clarke as Daenerys Targaryen Clarke plays Daenerys Targaryen on the hit series Game of Thrones. The show’s fourth season debuts April sixth. No small feat for a show based on a series of door-stop books written in a genre that was previously associated with anti-social nerds and aging cosplay enthusiasts. For its peak episode in 2002 The Sopranos drew in an audience of 18.2 million viewers. GoT beat that number for the first time last week with 18.4 million tuning in. Prior to the acclaimed mob series that launched in 1999, no premium cable program had ever amassed an audience close to that size. To put things in perspective, the much-ballyhooed Breaking Bad finale of last year drew a meager-by-comparison 10.4 million viewers and that aired on a network that doesn’t require a paid subscription. It’s a well-deserved honor for a show in the midst of what many critics consider its finest season to date. Of course, last week’s increase in viewership may have had something to do with episode eight’s much-anticipated Oberyn Martell vs. Gregor Clegane battle , but considering the writers left us with a cliffhanger, much of the record-breaking audience may hold on to see if the powers that be will carry out the execution of Tyrion Lannister on this week’s GoT. It’s a possibility that’s already inspired some epic memes: Whatever happens, the remaining two episodes of season 4 are sure to pack plenty surprises and continue to enjoy unprecedented popularity. If you’ve shamefully fallen behind in your viewing , you can always watch Game of Thrones online at TV Fanatic, and for your daily dose of horrific carnage be sure to check out our gallery of GoT’s most shocking deaths below: 9 Shocking Game of Thrones Deaths 1. Viserys Gets Crowned Viserys was up there with King Joffrey in terms of douchebags we loved to hate. Even so, his death by molten gold is tough to watch.
Emily Ratajkowski has never been shy about stripping down for the camera, and we guess Emily is technically wearing clothes in this photo and thus not violating Instagram’s anti-boobie rules, but … This is about as naked as you can get without pissing off the admins: Those are guitar picks Emily’s wearing, and because her nipples are covered, there will be no need for a topless Scout Willis protest . (Although if she feels like strutting around town naked again, we won’t complain.) It’s actually been an exciting week for redefining the boundaries of nudity. First, Rihanna twerking in a see-through dress showed us all that with enough innovation, you can wear “clothes,” while still displaying every part of your anatomy. Now we have Emily rocking a couple dozen plastic disks and calling it a bikini. Clearly their accomplishments this week have earned these two women a spot in the Near Nudity Hall of Fame next to the girl who first wore leggings to a college class and called them pants. We can be proud that we live in a county where pioneers like Emily and RiRi stay up at night thinking of ways to go out in public with all their lady bits out and not get arrested. Of course, both women have been known to go full-on naked without even pretending to cover up, but with the wealth of nudity on the Internet it’s photos like the one above that kinda, almost leave something to the imagination that really catch our attention. Your move, Miley. 29 Sexiest Emily Ratajkowski Photos 1. Emily Ratajkowski in Blurred Lines Emily Ratajkowski in the music video for “Blurred Lines” by Robin Thicke, which put her on the map. That is an interesting image to say the least.
Emily Ratajkowski has never been shy about stripping down for the camera, and we guess Emily is technically wearing clothes in this photo and thus not violating Instagram’s anti-boobie rules, but … This is about as naked as you can get without pissing off the admins: Those are guitar picks Emily’s wearing, and because her nipples are covered, there will be no need for a topless Scout Willis protest . (Although if she feels like strutting around town naked again, we won’t complain.) It’s actually been an exciting week for redefining the boundaries of nudity. First, Rihanna twerking in a see-through dress showed us all that with enough innovation, you can wear “clothes,” while still displaying every part of your anatomy. Now we have Emily rocking a couple dozen plastic disks and calling it a bikini. Clearly their accomplishments this week have earned these two women a spot in the Near Nudity Hall of Fame next to the girl who first wore leggings to a college class and called them pants. We can be proud that we live in a county where pioneers like Emily and RiRi stay up at night thinking of ways to go out in public with all their lady bits out and not get arrested. Of course, both women have been known to go full-on naked without even pretending to cover up, but with the wealth of nudity on the Internet it’s photos like the one above that kinda, almost leave something to the imagination that really catch our attention. Your move, Miley. 29 Sexiest Emily Ratajkowski Photos 1. Emily Ratajkowski in Blurred Lines Emily Ratajkowski in the music video for “Blurred Lines” by Robin Thicke, which put her on the map. That is an interesting image to say the least.
I try to stay up to date on all the latest busty no-name models out there, but somehow this one flew under my radar until now. Really, I blame you guys for not bringing her to my attention months ago. I can’t do this job all on my own! I’ve got very important naps to take. Anyway, better late than never I guess, and according to my sources, this hottie currently busting out of her bikini at the beach is Abigail Ratchford . Although if she accepts my latest Twitter proposal, pretty soon you’ll know her as Abigail Tuna instead. Wish me luck. Photos: Fameflynet
I try to stay up to date on all the latest busty no-name models out there, but somehow this one flew under my radar until now. Really, I blame you guys for not bringing her to my attention months ago. I can’t do this job all on my own! I’ve got very important naps to take. Anyway, better late than never I guess, and according to my sources, this hottie currently busting out of her bikini at the beach is Abigail Ratchford . Although if she accepts my latest Twitter proposal, pretty soon you’ll know her as Abigail Tuna instead. Wish me luck. Photos: Fameflynet
Scarlett Johansson is an overrated sloppy mess of a celebrity who should not be lying on a yacht in a bikini, although if she was gonna be in any position in a bikini it might as well be lying down, so we don’t have to see her gut hang over her bikini bottoms, but can pretend her sucking in is actual fitness…..but she should be at the fucking gym, wrapped in sara wrap, tryng to sweat off her cellulite ridden body…. I mean, she’s done, a divorcee in her 30s who peaked long ago and should have never got the attention she got, I don’t even know why we bother acknowledging that she exists….even when in a bikini. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
