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Caroline Vreeland Massive Tits Sucking It In of the Day

Caroline Vreeland is still sucking it in…still busty…I mean those are some huge tits on a huge frame to support those tits… CAROLINE VREELAND, who plays herself off as some fashion expert or socialite, because her imaginary grandmother, who may be her actual great grandmother, but I feel is an angle – was a famous editor at Vogue…named Diana Vreeland… I guess it would be an obscure angle to try to get famous off a great grandma who isn’t even your great grandma…so maybe Diana Vreeland is in fact her great grandmother…but trying to ride your great grandma’s name is pretty fucking weak…unless you’re a HEARST… Point being….she was in LA, hung out with socialites, partied, did the whole social media thing early on, never quite got famous, but always got invited to important events thanks to the great grandma connection and a BFF who was an instagram whore…and now her big tits, that are impressive big tits, have done what you’d expect them to do…which is….destroy the rest of her body…because whatever we are looking at is fucking weird looking..probably a metabolism slowing down as you get older situation….or a big tits are great until the rest of the body follows their lead…cuz this tied up mess looks like some fucking Sunday Roast in a 1960s era White American Family ad…you know the 1960s…when her Great Grandma she dick rides was famous… Point being…the aspiring pop star, who became a bit of a lazy instagram personality that got to travel as a plus one, still isn’t famous…and her body isn’t holding up too well to the challenge. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Caroline Vreeland Massive Tits Sucking It In of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for Elle UK of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is one of the only models who seems to get it. She gets naked, even after making all kinds of money, she gets in movies to prove that acting requires zero talent and she gets in Elle Magazine UK, in boring catalog looking pictures…because she is relevant in the UK…because she’s from the UK, lives in the UK, and the UK is probably where she ripped her first line of cocaine at a fashion party….and will be the last place she rips a line of cocaine at a fashion party…before dying when her weak from years of starvation heart finally explodes…

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Emily Ratajkowski in Lingerie for H&M of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski may not be hot, she may have a bird face, her tits may be sloppy and her body not tight, but she is the greatest scam of 2014, or was it 2013, I can’t keep track of this bullshit, I just know she got naked, as nude models do, in the right venue and all of a sudden she’s sucking Ben Affleck’s dick for a movie role, like it was early on in her career and he was Kanye… I don’t hate Em Rata, I just think she’s masterminded some shit, because there are countless hotter girls than her in the world, but I guess they aren’t as smart at maneuvering… So here she is doing lingerie catalog work…probably making 50,000 to 100,000 dollars, while you make 12 dollars an hour sucking at life…if you’re lucky…

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Emily Ratajkowski in Lingerie for H&M of the Day

Bar Refaeli Instagram Bikini Pics of the Day

The rumors are that Bar Refaeli is some coked out party slut in Israel who fucks A-Listers to make herself feel more important than the other girls she’s ripping lines with….you know cuz it wasn’t that long ago that she was a big model everyone cared about…before moving back to Israel to be pretty much nothing special….but luckily in her demise, her fall from the bikini wearing top, there is some reflection on the glory days that were, and in her case, that comes with either trying to relive them or revisit them by posting pics of herself in a bikini to social media like it was old times….and luckily people like me…are into that.

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Aubrey O’Day Thinner for Instagram of the Day

It’s safe to say that Aubrey O’Day knows her selfie angles. You know the kind of fat chick who knows how to pose for a selfie, because a selfie is the only photograph being taken of her, cuz she just doesn’t matter anymore, not that she ever did, but as far as she is concerned she did, you know DIDDY fucked her and all, that’s a big deal for some fat chick from Palm Springs…. She’s modeling a bikini for instagram, she’s not offensively fat, I don’t have to listen to her talk, so I’m okay with this shit…even if I hate everything about her….there’s just something about her not looking like a fat ditch pig…that makes me forget all the negatives…. She should keep this sucking in her gunt thing up…it’s the best she’s been…pretty much ever…even if I can tell she’s still a fat chick posing proper….and I hate fat chicks…

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Amanda Bynes’ Awkwardly Weird Video Posted The Other Night “I’m Sucking On A Sour Patch Listening To My Music…” [Video]

“Fck it she’s ooooon onnnne!” I’m Sucking On A Sour Patch Kid Listening To Music Getting Ready For Tonight

Amanda Bynes’ Awkwardly Weird Video Posted The Other Night “I’m Sucking On A Sour Patch Listening To My Music…” [Video]

“Fck it she’s ooooon onnnne!” I’m Sucking On A Sour Patch Kid Listening To Music Getting Ready For Tonight

Kristen Stewart Greasy for V Magazine of the Day

V Magazine really brought out the inner inbred in Kristen Stewart out in this photoshoot, the only thing it is missing is her sucking off her dad for bowling money….because she’s all greasy, cross-eyed and unshowered looking, and there’s something erotic about this, in a watching girls get pissed on kind of way.

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Jessica Alba Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day

I woke up and turned on my instagram cuz I am only following hot girls who seem to post all kinds of bikini pics of themselves in a way that would make me wonder if they ever sleep or if they are in perpetual sun in a bikini, if I wasn’t too busy masturbating to their pics….and these Alba shots of her being a drunk in a bikini dropped that I decided to comment saying I can see your boner….no wait that’s mine To which she responded by blocking me.

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Scarlett Johansson’s Sloppy in a Bikini on a Yacht in Italy of the Day

Scarlett Johansson is an overrated sloppy mess of a celebrity who should not be lying on a yacht in a bikini, although if she was gonna be in any position in a bikini it might as well be lying down, so we don’t have to see her gut hang over her bikini bottoms, but can pretend her sucking in is actual fitness…..but she should be at the fucking gym, wrapped in sara wrap, tryng to sweat off her cellulite ridden body…. I mean, she’s done, a divorcee in her 30s who peaked long ago and should have never got the attention she got, I don’t even know why we bother acknowledging that she exists….even when in a bikini. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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