Shanina Shaik is best known as an Australian model from some Australian model show, who went onto fuck Tyson Beckford and his big dick that he puts up on his social media, in the event you didn’t know that, which I know you knew that, cuz you follow all the black male models and athletes to see how big their dicks are, it’s your closet case fetish… Well, that means Shanina Shaik has a banked out vagina….because that’s what happens when you put large objects in it…sometimes it merges into the asshole and becomes one massive shit and baby hole…true story. I don’t think this ethnic talent matters, but she’s topless and I’ll assume at least one of you cares…you Shanina Shaik fan boy weirdo.
Dakota Fanning was wearing leggings when she got caught in the rain in NYC…a very tragic day..because she went with all black, it’s slimming, and not all white…it’s see through when wet… I don’t know if it’s creepy or just chivalrous that I like seeing a woman in distress, you know not being cornered in a back alley by rapists distress, but to a celebrity who has been coddled from a young age – to make her as comfortable in her acting as possible…the rain may be as bad as being stuck in a corner of a back alley in rapists…and based on the girls I talk to…their fetish is being raped in a back alley…so maybe my analogies just don’t make sense… But what I do know is that her ass in leggings..and it’s young, not quite as young as her younger and hotter sister…but the wasted up older sister who was more famous for the longest time…less famous is the level of issues I like in a girl trying to not ruin her hair because the paparazzi are watching… One of my best memories, the kind I’d devote a chapter to in memoir was when I was caught in a flash storm one summer…where everyone ran into the closest very air conditioned grocery store…and realizing one of the women was in a white tank top – no bra…see through…and hard nippled… It’d be a pretty short chapter… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Dakota Fanning – Butt Shot in the Rain of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rosie Huntington-Whitely likes bald men….if those bald men are celebrities with muscles who star in action movies and have lots of money…because she’s not superficial… She just cares about how rich and famous they are….and how low their body fat is…or how big their dicks are…but not whether they have hair or not…she’s not shallow at all…or superficial…she’s just a model…who had the model life choose her and not the other way around…. But some good she’s done in the world is replace Megan Fox in Transformers…because hollywood is a lie… Here she is in a Corset at Fashion week…because she’s a model… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here she is for Harper’s Bazaar Australia – because she’s a model and this is what models do…. Now you are updated on Rosie Huntington….something you’re not into – and shouldn’t be but I’ll feed it to you.. The post Rosie Huntington-Whitely Braless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I didn’t want to post this video – because it’s a terrible sex tape of a terrible Miami based annoying as fuck “snapchat” personality, who isn’t really a snapchat personality, but has managed to trick the brands into thinking she is – because she annoyingly hangs out with rappers because she forces themselves on them – and made a business out of it – because no one wants to admit they are only kept around because they are whores that people can stick their dicks in… Well, it trying to push her brand – she’s staged a sex tape – that positioned her as a victim, and it hit the internet – as she wanted it to – and the rapper websites are talking about it – and I’d rather not being talking about it, or watching it…since she’s not hot and is a terrible, fully clothed, muslim lay, who makes terrible sounds and who even says OW and CUM NOW…because she’s just happy to let dudes in her and they are just happy to stick their dicks in her boring, sloppy, disgusting ass. It is my duty to post the sex tapes, even the ones that are so obvious, and I hope all her brand deals end – and she goes back to being the party slut in Miami she is…as a porn career isn’t really an option, but I guess being unqualified and pulling it off with idiots is her thing… Why did she film this moment? Weird.. The post YesJulz…Please No Julz – Terrible Famewhore Staged Sex Tape of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hilary Duff posted a picture of her and a bra – and this is the kind of thing that can cause accidents -or at least her weirdo fans to call in sick for work, assuming they have jobs, they probably don’t, they probably are in their 40s and live in some halfway house for autistics who really love Lizzy McGuire or whatever the show she was on is called….which means their will be a lot of scary yelps as that group of nerdy socially awkward weirdos beat the fuck out of their dicks to this – but assuming they are the people I think they are – they’ve already seen this pic – they follow her every Hilary Duff move…creepy.. The post Hilary Duff and her Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I wonder what message Jojo is trying to convey to her fans in this Instagram pic… Could it be “I remember when guys used to leave really aggressive sexual comments on my videos because I was 16 and on MTV and dudes fucking love that…and I fucking love that…bring that back”… Or maybe it is “I dropped out of the scene when social media started, because I had more money than I knew what to do with, so I fucked a series of black guys, their dicks are bigger”….. Or it’s “I came back and no one cared, so here’s my tits”.. Either way, it’s something….something very bulbous…and I’m not talking about her eyebrow ring….PS who the fuck has eyebrow rings…?? The post Jojo On Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nicole Scherzinger may be a man…a man who sings and dances like a stripper…I think we call those Drag Queens and not Trannies…Trannies are the more damaged, less fun, weirdos who want to cut their dicks off and take women hormones…while Drag Queens are just like big, gay, cartoon characters… That said, she’s wearing a bra…seems to have fake tits…and you can see her bra…and I figure that’s everything you’ve been looking to look at today…right..boring…right… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Nicole Scherzinger’s Big Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rosie Huntington-Whitely is a babe…and not just because she’s into bald dudes…giving bald dudes everywhere hope that one day a beauty like this will walk in their lives…even though they aren’t the kind of bald dudes who are also action movie stars with millions of dollars and tons of babes who want on their dicks….not that it matters..she still brings hope…and inspiration and she’s hot when doin’ it…and that’s all I really care about…I am shallow like that. TO SEE ROSIE HUNTINGTON ON THE BEACH IN BIKINI BOTTOMS FOLLOW THIS LINK
www.youtube.com twitter.com Hey boys and girls, it’s time to Cop Out with a couple of dicks as Carrie Keagan, takes on Seann William Scott, Tracy Morgan and Bruce Willis from the new film by Kevin Smith. Sit back, relax and learn all you need to know about double penetration and cock craving disorder!! It’s MAGIC!! Directed by Kevin Smith, “Cop Out” features two longtime NYPD partners on the trail of a stolen, rare, mint-condition baseball card who find themselves up against a merciless, memorabilia-obsessed gangster. But before they can recover the prized `52 Pafko, they must first rescue a Mexican beauty who holds the key to millions of dollars in off-shore bank accounts–and who has already witnessed one high-profile murder because of them. Veteran detective Jimmy Monroe (Bruce Willis) needs to cash in on his perfect Pafko in order to pay for his daughter’s upcoming wedding, but in the tradition of everything that can go wrong…it’s pilfered before he has a chance to collect. Paul Hodges (Tracy Morgan) is Jimmy’s “partner-against-crime,” whose preoccupation with his wife’s alleged infidelity makes it hard for him to keep his eye on the ball, or his mind on the crime. Already in trouble and with nothing left to lose, Jimmy and Paul will have to break all the rules–including enlisting the aid of stoner thief Dave (Seann William Scott), who’s working Paul’s last nerve as Paul and Jimmy try to work the case. Warner Bros. Pictures presents, A Marc Platt Production, “Cop …
Life is better with homeless people. I talk to them whenever I see them and really find them entertaining as fuck. I have paid homeless dudes a couple bucks to do stupid shit from rub their dicks on girls leaving night clubs, to fucking dirty mattresses found on the side of the street, to making them eat expired, rotting food. It’s like they are my own person circus performers. I have not had one jump in traffic, but now that I know homeless people are invincible, I may….
