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Pug Gets Saved of the Day

I am a pug owner. In fact, the only thing that matters to me is my pug. Seriously, they are like little retarded people, with little retarded faces, who are always happy and half retarded, who need to be taken care of, because on their own they just can’t survive. Seriously, my pug has almost died at least a dozen times when I leave him alone for days at a time with no food and water. I’m joking, I take that fucker everywhere, and from eating dirty syringes, to trying to hang himself when excited to see a squirrel, to other dumb shit, they need to be watched. So seeing this pug, and his stupid careless owner get in the elevator, without him, and without letting go of the leash, makes me want to kill her and more importantly, makes me happy a dude was there to save the little guy. See, pugs remind me I have a soul.

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Pug Gets Saved of the Day

Pug Gets Saved of the Day

I am a pug owner. In fact, the only thing that matters to me is my pug. Seriously, they are like little retarded people, with little retarded faces, who are always happy and half retarded, who need to be taken care of, because on their own they just can’t survive. Seriously, my pug has almost died at least a dozen times when I leave him alone for days at a time with no food and water. I’m joking, I take that fucker everywhere, and from eating dirty syringes, to trying to hang himself when excited to see a squirrel, to other dumb shit, they need to be watched. So seeing this pug, and his stupid careless owner get in the elevator, without him, and without letting go of the leash, makes me want to kill her and more importantly, makes me happy a dude was there to save the little guy. See, pugs remind me I have a soul.

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Pug Gets Saved of the Day

Kelly Osbourne is Such a Baby of the Day

It is safe to say that Kelly Osbourne just looked at herself in the mirror…. Or maybe…just maybe she’s pretending to be Amy Winehouse’s best friend in the world who is destroyed by the fact that she’s died at least when the paparazzi are looking…. Because you know with death comes lots of people who take ownership on the shit…. Or maybe….they actually are friends…bother tormented by addiction who used to get high together, before Kelly went to rehab and turned her back on those friends who brought her down….only to lose one and think that shit “that coulda been me”…. I’ve been there before…I feel her pain…but prefer thinking she just looked in the mirror…it is less depressing that way…and way more jokes..

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Kelly Osbourne is Such a Baby of the Day