Dude Jerking Off to a Sleeping Homeless Woman Dude Throws Boiling Water on Store Clerk Chilled Out Dog Gets a Bath Genius Robber of the Day Idiot Loses a Wood Fight Public Shitter of the Day Fat Robber – Too Fat To Get it In Airbag Rider Rope Burn of the Day The post Refugee Jerks Off in Store and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Much to the disappointment of the Disney Execs who used to fuck Vanessa Hudgens when she had a job working with them, back when she was still a tween, or at least played one on TV had a birthday, and she’s 30…which is far too old for their tastes…and I guess far too old for our tastes, because 30 is the cut off, when a bitch is too old to be hot, even though we all know that is not true, we like to perpetuate that storyline to make women feel insecure with their slower metabolism, their saggier faces, because we know they were hotter 10 years earlier… The good news with Vanessa Hudgens and her birthday is that we’ve got various nudes of her to reference as she gets older and older, not that she was ever really that hot, and was a hairy little chubby thing…but I still like being able to document a pussy as it approaches death… I guess she’s been doing fitness because she looks better than she has in the past. I guess these girls try harder when they see the light at the end of the tunnel….their own mortality or at least the mortality of their sex appeal…. I guess this is a video she put up of herself to celebrate that magical day 6 days ago – cuz we’re current here. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Vanessa Hudgens Shakes her Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Aly Michalka – Ass in a Bikini…for her social media is not really exciting, but it exists…. I still don’t really know who Aly Michalka is, I know she has a sister, I know they were in a band, I know they had a Disney show and I know one of them had a lot of plastic surgery, yet I don’t know much more about who they are, what they do…or what inspires them… I like to think that this bikini pic for her social media is a pretty good glimpse into what she’s about…I’m just surprised she didn’t recruit her sister for the pic…to really maximize the sister fetish like I assume they did back at their Disney Auditions..becuase Disney Execs young sisters…at the same time…because they are perverts who dilute their perversions…with money, pay offs to parents, feeding their egos, like they were Michael Jackson settling for the child rape he was accused of… Right? I mean why else would she do this in her 30s….it stems from the core of who she is and how she was raised and I love her for that.. The post Aly Michalka Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Miley Cyrus reminds me, especially in her tight dress rockin’ a bra for a dress in public, all push up bra, totally making her tits shine in all their glory…..that 19 year old girls…or 18 year old girls who will be 19 in a two months…are worth my fucking time….you see cuz they may be stupid, friendly, inexperienced and naive….but that is what makes them amazing…I mean along with their awesome fucking bodies that haven’t turned 25 or gone south yet…and sure Miley may be hard, jaded, angry, ridiculous and her engagement proves that….spoiled and trained by Disney Execs like a hooker…but we don’t have to deal with her personality…we can just take in that young, tight metabolism….. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Miley Cyrus is a dream. I mean other than the whole inbred, half retarded, uneducated, not all that hot, in love with her daddy, spoiled fucking brat who thinks she is more important and talented than she actually is..part……but she’s a dream none the less…thanks to fucking Disney Execs at a young age to be here today….but more importantly thanks to her young, fit, tight body she puts out there proper….sure it’s not a very good dream, wet dream, and it ends with me being sodomized like a pig in the barn, but a dream none the less… Here’s one pic she posted to twitter… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
DirtyDeeds.tv has just realeased another awesome video set to his music called “red ass”, which is a variation of a childhood game, that when played naked, becomes all the fucking better….seriously….everything is better naked…even elementary school games…provided you aren’t still in elementary school…cuz that’s creepy and illegal….you know keep your naked games to 18+ you freak…. The song playing in the video Dirty Deeds ” Game Over”, which is available at DirtyDeeds.tv To see the censored version follow this link …..if you aren’t into naked girls throwing balls at dudes….
I don’t know why these Katy Perry Adidas ads are doing the rounds today – because the ad or a variation of it came out last August, but I guess Adidas tapped into the archive footage and released a new edit, cuz Katy Perry is popular, although sloppy, not Athletic, and wearing the enemy….a sports bra….that flattens her titties in the worst way possible, part of the reason I don’t work out, cuz when I used to go to the gym to work out and saw titties smother, suffocating, begging for air, I knew…I couldn’t sit back and take that kind of abuse or witness such crimes….so I turned to locking myself in my house and eating….a wise choice…. Anyway…her’s Katy Perry’s horrible, wrecked, vile face.
The pornography in this to me is not Miley going to Disney braless for all the little kids to look on with excitement….wishing they were a ride of their own….what is pornography to me is that Miley’s tits, as well as her pussy, were a ride of their own to Disney Execs….which you know is fucking hot….especially since it happened through her formative years like this was th 1700s on the farm or in the Royal Palace…where she learned the much needed skills a woman should know but don’t tech in schools, even though it should be part of the Home Ec program, but everytime a teacher tries to introduce it, he gets arrested. That said, Miley is hot. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I like Miley Cyrus….especially now that she’s got fit and is finally showing off her tight little body that despite being over 18 could still easily pass for being 16…at least when drunk and fucking her unproteted while trying to cum cuz you can’t feel anything cuz your dick is numb with over masturbation, and small with bad genes, and her vagina big with lots of use at a young age by Disney Execs, kinda like how smoking or body building at 12 stunts your growth, only with vagina and instead of stunting the shit it expands growth…..if you know what I mean….and if you don’t it is that tight body Miley likely has a droopy box….but we’ll never know….her bodyguards will never let us that close to her. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I don’t know why I didn’t like Miley when she was a slutty 16 year old…I thought she had a wonky face and overall it annoyed me….maybe it was her babyfat…or the fact that I hate 16 year olds because they are fucking annoying…whether their asses are hot or not…cuz you see at 18…those asses are just as good and they have practice in their fucking and dealing with people…. But for some reason I’m hooked on this bitch now….all her pics….are hot…maybe my tastes have shifted int the world of inbred….maybe she gave us all a much needed break from her….maybe she’s more believable in her seduction and it is less contrived by the Disney Execs….it doesn’t matter…she shows skin and I stare….works out nicely… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK