Earlier today I posted SHITTY QUALITY KATE UPTON BIG TITTY STRATEGIC NUDITY FOR MUSE MAGAZINE andit turns out they went the distance with issue by getting Brazilian model Izabel Goulart nude also, only Izabel Goulart actually got naked and showed some nipple, you know because unlike Kate Upton, she’s an actual model, and not some frat boy jock mascot with huge tits….but instead with great tits…and longevity in the industry….not that it matters…cuz what matters are the nipples…even in shitty quality they’re great…
“Community” actor Donald Glover is releasing an album as his rap alter ego Childish Gambino . His debut, Camp , will be available on November 15th and he’s just released the macabre new video “Bonfire” a day after Halloween. Like Camping? Destinations for Outdoor Lovers In the clip, Decatur-native Glover wakes up to find a noose around his neck and is coughing up blood while a camp fire burns in the distance. Watch the clip to find out what happens next. Get More: Childish Gambino , Music , More Music Videos (spotted @Soulculture.co.UK ) RELATED POSTS: Childish Gambino “Bonfire” [NEW MUSIC] GALLERY: Rappers Turned Actors | The Urban Daily
“There’s nothing to worry about,” a mental health professional explains in the latest trailer for The Human Centipede II as he attempts to comfort the mother of Martin, Tom Six’s latest deranged medical mastermind . Of course, there is always something to worry about when your protagonist is a squat sexual deviant who fantasizes about stitching 12 people together in the most nauseating fashion imaginable, and even more so when you know that audience members at last week’s premiere were so disgusted by the vile images before them that some vomited in the theater while others just passed out. So yes, you should worry, and if your stomach is strong enough, you should cautiously click through to watch the grossest movie trailer of all time.
What’s that off in the distance that has the equine hero of War Horse and his young master Jeremy Irvine so preoccupied? Is it the bloody, unfathomable futility of World War I? Is it some embattled enemy’s surrender across a muddy, cratered battlefield? Is it the prospect of peace after their prolonged exposure to mortal danger? Pssshh . There’s an Oscar over there!
Generally speaking, it’s good that we’re seeing more R-rated comedies. There’s nothing less raunchy — or less funny — than implied raunchiness, gags that aren’t allowed to go the distance because they might corrupt a minor. Comedies that don’t have to fit into PG-13 constraints allow writers, directors and actors to give us characters who are free to talk the way real people talk and do the things real people do.
Okay, so maybe your morning afters aren’t the same as the typical college “stumbling from a frat house or dorm to your own place” while managing to pass at least 2 friends and a professor on the way. But, even people in relationships often find themselves struggling to fix their morning-after appearance as they head back home or go with their guy to grab bagels and iced coffees. Rather than tossing yourself into his shower that might not have your favorite flowery products, use some of these tricks to take the walk of shame in the most stylish and classy way possible! Big Purse : While a clutch might be more convenient and stylish for your night out, it won’t be able to properly fit all of your walk of shame essentials. Find a bag that’s big enough with secret compartments. You’ll be ready for an “unexpected” all-nighter without having to stop at the drug store on your way back! Makeup Remover : Let’s face it, his bar soap just won’t do to get rid of your raccoon eyes, and smudged makeup is a huge no-no if you’re trying not to look like a train wreck on your walk home. Bring along some make up remover pads and you can freshen up your face right before you head out the door! Sunglasses: The best way to hide your tired eyes (and half of your face if necessary) is by throwing on a pair of sunglasses that are large and in charge. Make sure that they’re cheap! The worst would be to leave your favorite pair at someone’s place that you were hoping to never have to walk back from again. Find a decent and cheap pair of hater-blockers to ward off the dirty looks and most importantly, remain anonymous. Hair Tie: When you wake up and your hair manages to be going in every direction but you still feel like you can’t move, make sure you have a hair accessory to tame it down. Whether it’s a headband, hair clip, or hair tie that helps you manage, if your hair looks like a mess it’s pretty obvious that your night took some unexpected turns and tangles. Breath Mints: Whether it’s alcohol or the late night munchies that you regret eating, morning breath is a dead give-away of a messy night. Throw some breath mints into your handy overnight bag and leave his apartment with the confidence to talk to whoever you see on the street. Want to be extra prepared? Toss a mini toothbrush into your bag and do a quick bathroom clean up before you head out- it’ll almost be like you’re ready for the real day! Comfy Shoes: Even if you do manage to grab a t-shirt and shorts from him to wear on your walk instead of the wrinkled mini dress from last night, the combination of boys’ clothes with stilettos is a clear give-away. Toss a pair of flats into your bag and make your walk more comfortable and way less obvious. Scarf: Your 9:00 pm attire of a cleavage hugging tank might not be the best for your 9:00 am walk home. What you wanted to flaunt the night before might be just what you need to hide in the morning. Throw some sort of scarf or cover up into your bag to keep your outfit up with the time of day. So what do you say ladies? Will these tips help you on your next walk of shame? Do you have anymore suggestions? Are you in a more serious relationship and you can just leave these things at his place? How To Make A Long Distance Relationship Work The Only Way To Actually Get Over Someone Sex Cravings: Do Guys Always Want It More?
Marysol Patton is off to a stellar start as a reality star. The Real Housewives of Miam i cast member was busted on suspicion of drunk driving in January 2010, according to the Florida State Attorney’s Office. She avoided jail time by pleading no contest to a lesser charge of reckless driving. What makes this story even better? Her mother was arrested for the same crime a few months later! Elsa Patton was busted for DUI in October. The 76-year-old’s case was dismissed in December, however, when her arresting officer failed to show up in court to testify. Still, the result is our first-ever set of parent/child mug shots! It’s very exciting.
We really wish we were making this up. But an opera based on the life, and premature death, of Anna Nicole Smith has opened in London. Titled “Anna Nicole,” it premiered at the Royal Opera House last night and features Eva-Maria Westbroek in the lead role. Anna Nicole Smith Opera The New York Times actually referred to the performance as “deeply moving,” while Mark Swed of The Los Angeles Times called it “a tawdry, if entertaining, opera… it was not until a beguiling orchestral interlude in the second act, and too late, that ‘Anna’ finally seemed worth taking seriously.” Talk about a surprising critique. The only thing we take seriously out of the sad Anna Nicole Smith drama is how much of a douche Larry Birkhead is.
Michelle Money, who was sent home after her amazing SI Swimsuit Issue mauling of Brad Womack on The Bachelor this week, has no hard feelings toward Brad. Nor does she harbor any ill will toward Chantal O’Brien, her biggest rival. That said, she’s definitely pulling for Emily Maynard to win it all. “[Brad] needs someone soft-spoken and feminine. She’s just a Southern belle, ladylike and sweet. Emily will be the one who ends up with him,” she says. “If that’s what she wants. It’ll be more about her choosing him.” Emily Maynard , of course, has had her own struggles opening up. As for Chantal? “I don’t have anything against her,” Money swears . “She’s a beautiful, smart woman. It’s unfortunate everyone only got to see the catty side.” “Chantal was hard to know. She keeps her distance from women. I ever saw her, I’d give her the biggest hug, [but] I still don’t think she’s right for Brad.” What do you think? Who’s better for Brad?
I don’t see Anna Kournikova as much as I’d like to these days, I don’t know why, she knows how to reach me, I haven’t gone anywhere. I guess it’s hard for her, she’s probably trying to keep her distance from me. I always suspected she had a thing for me, I can be kind of irresistible sometimes. Anyhow, here she is looking sexy in her tight jeans while she chats on her cell phone. She’s probably checking to see if I left her any messages. I didn’t.
