I find it interesting, but not really that interesting, that a model in her early 20s…manages to look like a 45 mom on family vacation in pretty much every single photoshoot she’s ever done. It’s creepy. It’s like even with jean technology and lulu lemon leggings that make a booty pop, even on fat chicks, I see this shit daily, a overrated pig like Kate Upton can come along and pose for the paps on her balcony, looking like she’s celebrating her divorce and the kids being with the dad for the week she’s in Australia… It’s weird…but not as weird as her saying she hated her tits, then retracting that statement, and saying she loves her body, when really, she shouldn’t, even if every-man america loves it… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Joan Rivers pretty much makes a living these days by slamming other celebrities. Over the past few months, this supposed comedian has bashed Lena Dunham for being fat and even referred to North West as ugly . Last night, meanwhile, Rivers was a guest on Watch What Happens Live and was asked by a fan which celebrity reacted most negatively to an E! Fashion Police critique. Joan Rivers Bashes Gwyneth Paltrow The worst criticism was Gwyneth Paltrow,” Rivers replied. “She came and yelled at us, but she stood up. She can’t sit down cause she’s got a stick up her rear end.” Okay, that is pretty funny. Last April, Paltrow was named the Most Beautiful Woman in the World by People, a distinction Rivers said must have been voted on by “Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder.” Simply put, Paltrow is “not my favorite,” Rivers concluded. There actually is a precedent to this feud. The Goop founder took a jab at Rivers during an interview with Harper’s Bazaar last year. “I’ve probably tried everything,” the 41-year-old told the magazine of cosmetic procedures. “I would be scared to go under the knife, but you know, talk to me when I’m 50. I’ll try anything. Except I won’t do Botox again, because I looked crazy. I looked like Joan Rivers!” Paltrow, of course, has other things to worry about these days than anything Joan Rivers does or thinks. She’s consciously uncoupled from Chris Martin and is dealing with fallout from this divorce.
Justin Bieber is making all kinds of friends these days He’s recording music with Austin Mahone . He’s in the studio with Lil Wayne . And he’s chilling for some reason with former Office star Craig Robinson. The Biebs posted the following photo to his Instagram account this week, including with the caption “haha” and the emoji symbol of a crown. Of course, Bieber has also been seen out and about with a certain Selena Gomez , holding her hand at Coachella and enjoying it when she probably held a different body part of his that night. It’s unclear, meanwhile, what brought Bieber and Robinson together, though perhaps they are discussing an acting project of some kind. Justin guest-starred in the past on CSI and has done an admirable job on Saturday Night Live. We’ve included the image above in the gallery below: Justin Bieber Instagram Photos Open Slideshow 1. Justin Bieber Drinks Wine Justin Bieber downs some wine in this Instagram photo. He’s not of legal drinking age. View As List 1. Justin Bieber Drinks Wine Justin Bieber downs some wine in this Instagram photo. He’s not of legal drinking age. 2. Justin Bieber Instagram Pic Thank you, Justin Bieber! The singer has posted this HOT photo to Instagram. 3. Justin Bieber and Diddy Justin Bieber poses here with Diddy. Are the two recording new music together?!? 4. Justin Bieber Selfie Justin Bieber has posted yet another shirtless photo of himself. We’re guessing fans don’t mind. 5. Justin Bieber Sad Selfie Justin Bieber posts a sad looking selfie. See the shot now! 6. Justin Bieber in Bed Justin Bieber’s father Tweeted this photo of his son in bed. It was snapped after Justin turned himself in to authorities in Toronto. 7. Justin Bieber Smoking Justin Bieber is smoking a Cubar cigar in this photo. He says he loves them. 8. Justin Bieber Snowboarding Selfie Hi there, Justin Bieber! The artist snaps a selfie here while on a snowboarding trip with his pals. 9. Justin Bieber: New Selfie Justin Bieber snaps a selfie in this picture. He’s on a snowboarding trip with his friends here. 10. Justin Bieber Compass Tattoo Justin Bieber now has a tattoo of a compass on his arm. What do you think of it? 11. Justin Bieber with Brother There is someone out there who may be cuter than Justin Bieber: his little brother, pictured here. 12. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez on Instagram Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez snuggle up in this Instagram photo. They have such a strong connection. 13. Will Smith and Justin Bieber This was the Most Liked photo on Instagram in 2013. It features Will Smith and Justin Bieber, of course. 14. Justin Bieber in the Philippines Justin Bieber greets a fan in the Philippines in this photo. He played a surprise concert for fans in that nation. 15. Justin Bieber Shirtless Tattoo Photo Justin Bieber shows off his latest tattoo in this shirtless Instagram pic. Hardcore, JB. 16. Shirtless Bieber Pic Justin Bieber was spotted at a brothel. Because that only seems logical for Justin Bieber these days. 17. Justin Bieber Honors Pac That’s Justin Bieber in his hoodie. He’s paying tribute to his dead hamster. 18. Justin Bieber Rubs Selena Gomez Justin Bieber rubs Selena Gomez. And not even the wrong way for once. 19. Justin Bieber and Lil Twist: Shirtless! Yes, Justin Bieber is shirtless. Again. And this time he’s joined by friends that include Lil Twist. 20. Justin Bieber Nude This photo says it all on its own: Justin Bieber is totally naked and holding a guitar. Swoon away! 21. Justin Bieber and Ariana Grande Justin Bieber plants a kiss on the cheek of Ariana Grande in this Twit pic. As you might expect, it upset some Beliebers. 22. Justin Bieber Shirtless Selfie This is a shirtless selfie of Justin Bieber. The singer snaps many of these. 23. Justin Bieber Partying Justin Bieber parties it up here with a couple friends in Chicago. Yes, his shirt is off again. 24. Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez Instagram Photo Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are back together again. Check out this Instagram pic and see for yourself. 25. Justin Bieber Twitter Picture Justin Bieber strikes a shirtless pose in this Twitter photo. He is very good looking. 26. Justin Bieber with Rappers It’s Justin Bieber! And Diddy! And Rick Ross! And TI! This is quite the crew. 27. Justin Bieber and Lil Wayne Record Music Justin Bieber and Lil Wayne are pictured here in the recording studio. They are making music together. 28. Justin Bieber and Craig Robinson Random BFF alert! Justin Bieber poses here with Craig Robinson.
According to the latest issue of Life & Style, it’s all over for Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert . How do we know? Because the cover headline below screams IT’S OVER for the First Couple of Country Music. “Miranda gave him an ultimatum to shape up or ship out,” a source supposedly told the magazine. “She told him she wanted to start trying for a baby soon, but that he had to clean up his act first.” Of course, this same publication says Blake and Miranda are already having a baby , so… Shelton allegedly elected to keep drinking, Life & Style writes, which represented “an obstacle” the twosome “can’t overcome.” Divorce rumors have plagued Shelton and Lambert for over a year now, with the duo joking about them over Twitter in March 2013. In this case, the report claims Lambert is “done with [Blake] humiliating her and is ready for him to grow up and get serious about their family’s future. I have no doubt that she’s leaving Blake if he doesn’t change.” This story sounds bogus to us, but hey: at least Life & Style is no longer claiming that Shelton is cheating on Lambert . That’s progress, people! 26 Hilariously Untrue Tabloid Stories Open Slideshow 1. Tim McGraw and Faith Hill Tabloid Cover Tim McGraw and Faith Hill aren’t doing too well. Jealousy is to blame, according to this tabloid. View As List 1. Tim McGraw and Faith Hill Tabloid Cover Tim McGraw and Faith Hill aren’t doing too well. Jealousy is to blame, according to this tabloid. 2. Kate Middleton Tabloid Report Is Kate Middleton pregnant again? According to this (false) tabloid report, you bet. 3. Miranda Lambert Tabloid Cover Miranda Lambert is on the cover of the new issue of Life & Style. 4. OJ as Khloe Kardashian’s Father? Bombshell alert! OJ Simpson may be Khloe Kardashian’s father. Do you believe this rumor? 5. Jennifer Aniston Pregnant, Alone Jennifer Aniston is pregnant and alone. That does not sound like a good combination. 6. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are Getting Married! Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are getting married! It’s amazing, really. 7. Will Smith and Margot Robbie Cover Will Smith and Margot Robbie are featured on this Star cover. Are they having an affair? 8. Gwyneth Paltrow Cheating! In Touch wants you to read all about Gwyneth Paltrow cheating. That doesn’t make it true, of course. 9. Angelina Jolie Risking Her Life Is Angelina Jolie risking her life for another baby? So the celebrity gossip reports say. 10. Tim McGraw Gay Cover Is Tim McGraw? Yes, totally… if you somehow believe this National Enquirer cover story. 11. Miley Cyrus Drug Problem? Miley Cyrus has a serious drug problem. If this Star cover is to be believed, that is. 12. Luke Kirby Tabloid Cover Katie Holmes is not dating co-star Luke Kirby. But try telling that to OK! Weekly. 13. Mason Dash Cover Story Sorry, Scott Disick! But according to this made-up cover story, you are not the father of Mason Dash. 14. Kanye West: Gay?!? Oh my God! Kanye West may be gay! No wonder Kim Kardashian is freaking out. 15. Justin Bieber and Rihanna?!? Justin Bieber had an affair with Rihanna!!! According to this tabloid, at least. 16. Brangelina Engaged! Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are engaged, according to OK! And for once, they’re actually correct! 17. Royal Scandal Pippa Middleton is under fire for her friend pulling a firearm on a photographer. But is it all overblown? 18. Will Smith Tabloid Cover No, Will Smith is not having an affair with another man. That’s what this tabloid story suggests. 19. Wedding AND a Baby! Jennifer Aniston is getting neither, but a wedding and a baby are both good things, so Life & Style felt she should have them. How kind. 20. Kim Kardashian: Cheater?!? Does Kris Humphries possess proof that Kim Kardashian cheated on him? Only if you believe this cover story. 21. Suri Cruise Abandoned Suri Cruise has been abandoned by her dad. At least according to this publication. 22. Farewell, Scott Disick! See ya, Scott Disick! According to this cover story, Kourtney Kardashian has thrown her baby daddy out. 23. Kim Kardashian Threesome Story Kim Kardashian was involved in a threesome with two porn stars. So this Star cover story alleges. 24. Selena Gomez: Destroyed by Love! Selena Gomez was destroyed by love! It prompted her to check into rehab, if you buy this cover story. 25. Miley Cyrus: Pregnant and Scared? Is Miley Cyrus pregnant and scared? No. But this tabloid wants you to think otherwise. 26. Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert: Over? Is it all over for Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert? Yes, if this tabloid story is to be believed.
The divorce proceedings between Master P and his estranged wife Sonya Miller are getting very nasty. In new court documents, Sonya Miller alleges the No…
Just when you thought the Internet had given us, everything, there is a video that exists of 50 Cent’s classic rap anthem “In Da Club” dubbed over Jehovah’s Witnesses. Jehovah’s Witnesses who happen to be using sign language, obviously. In a fervent attempt to encourage deaf people to stop masturbating. Yes, someone made this. Watch it and laugh hysterically now … 50 Cent Dubbed Over Jehovah’s Witnesses Not that there’s anything we can or need to add to this brilliance, but: It’s the uncensored version of “In Da Club,” not even the radio edit! Can someone give us an actual translation of what they’re saying? Jehovah’s Witnesses wouldn’t even celebrate Shawty’s birthday! So much sacrilege here.
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin wanted the world to believe they were above the ugliness of divorce and prove to us through ” conscious uncoupling ” that married couples can split peacefully and remain best friends. While that may be true, it seems Chris and Gwyneth can’t pull it off. Countless affair rumors have emerged since the couple separated, alleging that Chris and Gwyneth were both sleeping around regularly. Now it seems the source of some of these details may have been none other than Gwyneth herself. Radar Online reports that Chris believes Gwyneth is the one leaking rumors about his affairs and feeding the press lies about what a negligent father he is. A source close to Chris says he suspects Gwyneth of launching a full-blown smear campaign in “an effort to sully his image and make him look less sympathetic.” And why would Gwinnie go to such trouble? So that she can cash in big time, of course! “Gwyneth believes she deserves a settlement of at least a lump sum of $25 million from Chris because he is the breadwinner and their kids will live with her most of the time,” the source said. “Friends are bracing themselves for an ugly divorce,” the insider added. Sounds like Gwyneth’s plan for a civil split isn’t going so well. 7 Gwyneth Paltrow Quotes That Forecasted Her Divorce
Peaches Geldof, the daughter of world-famous musician Bob Geldof, died Monday in Kent, England. She was only 25, and her father is at an utter loss. “We are beyond pain,” Bob Geldof said in a statement Monday. “She was the wildest, funniest, cleverest, wittiest and the most bonkers of all of us.” It remains unclear how Peaches Geldof died , but it came as a shock. Medical personnel were first called to an address in a small town in Kent over “a report of concern for the welfare of a woman” on Monday afternoon. “A woman aged 25 was pronounced dead by South East Coast Ambulance Service,” Kent Police said later in a statement released to the media. “At this stage, the death is being treated as an unexplained sudden death . Police are working to establish the circumstances around the death.” A rep added that no further details would be disclosed on Monday. Peaches Geldof is best known for her contributions in the fashion and entertainment industries, where she’s worked as a columnist for Elle magazine. She wrote for UK newspapers the Telegraph and Guardian , and also worked as a TV presenter, hosting a series called OMG! with Peaches Geldof . This is not the first tragedy to have affected the Geldof family. Peaches lost her mother, Paula Yates, in September 2000 due to a drug overdose. Peaches Geldof was just 11 years old when Yates passed away, and she later said it was a struggle for her to accept that her mother had died. “I remember the day my mother died, and it’s still hard to talk about it,” Geldof said in an interview with Elle UK in late 2012. “I just blocked it out.” “I went to school the next day because my father’s mentality was ‘keep calm and carry on.’ I didn’t start grieving for my mother properly until I was maybe 16.” Peaches went on to marry rocker Max Drummey, but they split up in 2009 after just six months of marriage and finalized their divorce in 2011. In 2012, she married Thomas Cohen, with whom she shares two young kids, sons Astala, 23 months, and Phaedra, not even 12 months. Cohen released his own statement Monday and said: “My beloved wife Peaches was adored by myself and her two sons Astala and Phaedra. I shall bring them up with their mother in their hearts everyday.” “We shall love her forever.” Along with her husband and sons, Geldof is survived by her father, sisters Pixie and Fifi Trixibelle, and half-sister Tiger Lily Hutchence Geldof. Celebrities We Lost in 2014 Open Slideshow 1. Philip Seymour Hoffman R.I.P. Philip Seymour Hoffman (1967-2014). He will forever be missed! View As List 1. Philip Seymour Hoffman R.I.P. Philip Seymour Hoffman (1967-2014). He will forever be missed! 2. James Avery James Avery has passed away. The beloved star of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air was 65. 3. Pete Seeger Pete Seeger has passed away. The late singer and activist was 94. 4. Shirley Temple Shirley Temple was a childhood star in the 1930s. She passed away at the age of 85. 5. Phil Everly A photo of the late Phil Everly. He passed away in early 2014. 6. Anna Gordy Gaye Anna Gordy Gaye passed away in early 2014. She was the sister of Berry Gordy and the wife of Marvin Gaye. 7. Eric Lawson Eric Lawson stars here as The Marloboro Man. He died from lung cancer at the age of 72. 8. Roy Garber Roy Garber passed away in January 2014. He was a star on Shipping Wars. 9. Cassandra Lynn Hensley Rest in peace, Cassandra Lynn Hensley. The Playboy Playmate was found dead in January 2014. 10. Darryl Robinson Darryl Robinson of Cooking Channel fame has died. He was just 50. 11. Sid Caesar Sid Caesar has died. He was 91 years old and will be missed. 12. Ralph Waite Ralph Waite is seen here on NCIS. The actor died at the age of 86. 13. John Henson Picture Rest in peace, John Henson. This member of The Muppets family died in early 2014. 14. Jamie Coots Jamie Coots has died from a snake bite. The reality star appeared on the series Snake Salvation. 15. Michele Savoia Michele Savoia, a famed Broadway costume designer, has passed away at the age of 55. 16. Bob Casale Bob Casale, second from right, was the guitarist for the ’80s band Devo, best known for the hit song “Whip It.” R.I.P. 17. Harold Ramis Harold Ramis passed away at the age of 69. We’ll always adore the actor for his role in Ghostbusters. 18. Jim Lange Jim Lange has passed away. The Dating Game host was 81. 19. Tim Wilson Comedian Tim Wilson, who incorporated NASCAR into his routines, has died. R.I.P. 20. Speaker Knockerz Speaker Knockerz has passed away. The young emerging rapper was only 19. 21. Sheila MacRae Sheila MacRae, best known as Alice from The Honeymooners, died in March 2014 at the age of 92. 22. Cynthia Lynn Cynthia Lynn has died. The Hogan’s Heroes star was 76. 23. Bob Thomas Veteran journalist Bob Thomas has passed away at the age of 92. R.I.P. 24. Wesley Warren Wesley Warren, The Man with the 132-Pound Scrotum, died in March 2014 of a non-scrotum related injury. 25. David Brenner David Brenner has died. The fixture on The Tonight Show was 78. 26. L’Wren Scott L’Wren Scott, a fashion designer and the girlfriend of Mick Jagger, is dead. She was 49. 27. Scott Asheton Scott Asheton of The Stooges has died. The drummer was 64. 28. James Rebhorn James Rebhorn enjoyed a long, impressive acting career. He died at the age of 65. 29. Kate O’Mara Kate O’Mara of Dynasty fame has died at the age of 74. R.I.P. 30. Frankie Knuckles Frankie Knuckles, acclaimed DJ and house music mastermind, died March 31 at age 59. 31. Mickey Rooney Mickey Rooney passed away at the age of 93. He lost a battle with an undisclosed illness. 32. Peaches Geldof Peaches Geldof was only 25.
In a telling interview, Jahna Sebastian recently argued that her daughter, Nicole, was not the reason for Swizz’s split from Mashonda because she made sure that she did not reveal that she’d given birth to Swizz’s child until after the troubled couple announced their divorce. Many still had questions regarding the logic behind Jahna’s decision, what prompted her to even sleep with a married man and how she can say that things are “all good” with the producer’s now-ex-wife. We were recently given the opportunity to chat with Jahna, who offered answers to some of your burning questions. Read Jahna’s full exclusive interview with Madame Noire HERE .
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin might be making us sick with their snooty talk about ” conscious uncoupling ,” but it turns out the famous couple may be involved in a down-and-dirty divorce, just like how us peasants do it. Sources close to the couple tell TMZ that Chris and Gwyneth are indeed splitting amicably, but not for the reasons they’ve claimed. Turns out the couple is terrified of having its dirty laundry aired in public and both parties are worried that if they fight over money or custody court documents could end up in the tabloids. So what kind of secrets are they concealing? Well, for starters, Gwyneth’s affair with Donovan Leitch and Chris’ relationship with Alexa Chung are still just the subject of rumor and could seriously damage the couples’ reputations if the affairs were confirmed in court. We can only guess as to what else the Martin-Paltrows could be hiding, because Gwinnie is notoriously protective of her public image and will likely stop at nothing to keep her ugly side as private as possible. Of course, she’s already revealed that she’s an elitist snob who looks down her nose at non-celebrities and working moms , but sadly, we don’t think Gwyneth sees that as a bad thing. Despite all her secrecy Gwyneth has been publicly hinting at a divorce from Martin for years. See below: 7 Gwyneth Paltrow Quotes That Forecasted Her Divorce
