For someone who hasn’t done anything truly objectionable, Gwyneth Paltrow seems like she’s on a quest to become the most loathed star on the web. Seriously. Justin Bieber is a punk who gets arrested and sued every week, and Chris Brown beat Rihanna into a coma, yet they have more fans than she. Paltrow, who announced her conscious uncoupling from Chris Martin last week, was swiftly mocked for her seemingly new-agey, elitist take on divorce. Now, she’s raising more eyebrows and inspiring even more ridicule thanks to an interview with E! in which she laments her struggles as a working mom. “It’s much harder for me. I feel like I set it up in a way that makes it difficult because … for me, like if I miss a school run, they are like, ‘Where were you?’” she says. “I think it’s different when you have an office job, because it’s routine and, you know, you can do all the stuff in the morning and then you come home in the evening.” “When you’re shooting a movie, they’re like, ‘We need you to go to Wisconsin for two weeks,’ and then you work 14 hours a day and that part of it is very difficult.” “I think to have a regular job and be a mom is not as, of course there are challenges, but it’s not like being on set,” Gwyneth went on, without irony. Yeah. Suffice it to say, people already disinclined to like Paltrow are up in arms over complaints about her having to earn $20 million to shoot one movie a year. The backlash was pretty universal in regards to Gwyneth being rude, close-minded, aloof, out of touch with reality … however you want to phrase it. Gwyneth faces real parenting challenges and is allowed to voice those, but … is she honestly implying that “traditional” working moms have it easier? Some of the classic responses from the web : 7 Gwyneth Paltrow Quotes That Forecasted Her Divorce
How bad does Kenya want Porsha off the show ? Kenya Moore Allegedly Set Up Porsha Williams To Get Fired From RHOA RHOA is holding back no punches this season! According to recent reports, housewife Porsha Williams was kicked off the show for fighting Kenya Moore at the reunion taping. Sources in Atlanta are maintain that Porsha was not fired, and there have been many false rumors surrounding the reports regarding Kenya’s catch fade. Blogger Straight From The A claims Kenya did not bring a sex toy to the reunion, instead she actually brought a scepter because she claims she’s the only Queen of RHOA. This did not sit well with the other wives, especially Porsha… Kenya reported goaded the newly divorced ‘housewife’ about being Kordell’s ‘beard.’ She even went so far as to bring up old, unverified stories from the net that claimed Porsha was cheating on Kordell all along and said that her divorce was merely ‘karma’. The cheating rumors reportedly struck a nerve with Porsha and she swung on Kenya. It wasn’t a sucker punch… many say Kenya clearly saw it coming and tried to duck which is how Porsha got a handful of her hair! No other ‘housewife’ came to Kenya’s aid. Security actually had to break the ladies apart while the other cast mates looked on. Now the ladies are banning together in support of Porsha because the ALL feel that Kenya (ie ‘the wild card’) has gone way too far and that Porsha’s response could have came from any of them. Another source close to the show spoke to the Atlanta Journal Constitution and claims producers are starting to wonder if Kenya actually set up Porsha to get her fired: Various websites and my source said Porsha during the taping attacked Kenya and pulled her hair. (If true, she is taking the Sheree Whitfield path of physical confrontation. Remember when she “pulled” Kim Zolciak’s wig?) Kenya reportedly brought a scepter on set, as if she’s “royalty.” She also used a bullhorn as a prop. Kenya threw out unverified rumors that Porsha cheated on Kenya, then invited Porsha to hit her so she could get Porsha fired, my source said. Porsha apparently fell for Kenya’s bait and went after her aggressively, but security pulled them apart relatively quickly. None of the other ladies got involved. Kenya for a time didn’t want to be in the same room as Porsha and as she had threatened, she demanded Porsha be fired, my source said. The show itself is hitting ratings heights this season, averaging close to 4 million viewers a week catching it live and millions more in repeats. Certainly, Bravo will play up any physical confrontations in its trailers in a bid to boost ratings even more. Kenya recently took to her Twitter to let #TeamTwirl know she didn’t fight anyone at the reunion: The Reunion bird-battle will likely to bring even more ratings to the successful reality show. RHOA is the highest rated housewives franchise with over 4 million viewers tuning in every week but this may bring even more gold to Bravo. Twitter/Bravo
I know me and Kimberley Garner have had a pretty on-again-and-off-again Internet relationship, and by that I mean, I’m already planning our divorce, while she remains mostly unaware of my existence. Oh well, I guess it’s true what they say, you can’t force it. So instead I’ll just try to enjoy these pictures of Kimberley looking as hot and bootylicious as ever and wait until she finally comes around and realizes we could make each other very unhappy someday. » view all 11 photos
David drops the needle on his marriage… David Guetta And Wife Of 20 Years Divorce Via HuffPo reports: David Guetta and wife, Cathy, have called it quits after more than 20 years of marriage. The couple’s divorce was finalized in a Paris court, TMZ reports . The pair met and married in the early ’90s and have two children together. Neither parties were present at the hearing and the reason for their divorce is unknown. The Grammy Award-winning music producer is worth an estimated $30 million and has worked with the likes of Madonna, Ludacris, and the Black Eyed Peas. News of the split comes just a few short years after the couple renewed their vows in August 2012 on the island of Ibiza. 20 plus years is very impressive especially for a huge international DJ and music producer. Maybe their marriage couple couldn’t compete with his hectic lifestyle… Getty Continue reading →
Khloe Kardashian has not moved past her divorce. The reality star recently said she is still working through her split from Lamar Odom. So, to paraphrase one of our favorite Dumb and Dumber quotes … is she saying there’s a chance?!? “I want to make it work with Khloe,” Odom admitted to In Touch Weekly while staying in New York recently. But does Khloe want to make it work with her estranged husband? Apparently, if you believe the giant tabloid headline above. Odom signed with a basketball team in Spain last month, only to injure himself and leave the squad last week. He says he’s “focusing on getting better,” and Kardashian is allegedly willing to hear him out. “He confessed his feelings and cried his heart out to her on the phone,” a family insider says of a game-changing mid-March phone chat. “She’d been avoiding his texts and calls for weeks, but when she heard him pleading with her to take him back, she melted.” Just a few days ago, Khloe did vow to lift the fallen and live life as a healer. Might this be a hint at her intentions to reconcile? Or might this cover story be another example of a tabloid just messing with us when it comes to the Kardashians? 41 Krazy Kardashian Tabloid Kover Klaims Open Slideshow 1. Kim Kardashian Butt Problems Oh no! Kim Kardashian’s butt won’t stop growing! What will the reality star do? View As List 1. Kim Kardashian Butt Problems Oh no! Kim Kardashian’s butt won’t stop growing! What will the reality star do? 2. OJ as Khloe Kardashian’s Father? Bombshell alert! OJ Simpson may be Khloe Kardashian’s father. Do you believe this rumor? 3. Kim Kardashian: Under Kanye’s Control! Kim Kardashian is apparently being controlled by a madman named Kanye West. Tough break for the reality star. 4. Kardashians Split! Is it all over for Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick? Yes, based on this cover story. 5. Bruce Jenner Tell-All? Is Bruce Jenner going to write a tell-all? We doubt it, but you never know. 6. Kris Jenner and Ben Flajnik Cover Kris Jenner has been hooking up with Ben Flajnik. This cover story confirms it, clearly. 7. Kourtney Kardashian Wedding Story Is a wedding finally on the way for Kourtney Kardashian? This magazine claims she will tie the knot with Scott Disick. 8. Kim Kardashian is a Cheater! Kim Kardashian is a weight loss cheater! And she’s apparently been caught by Life & Style. 9. Kim-Kanye Wedding Cover The Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding is on hold, people! Will they ever make it down the aisle? 10. Khloe Kardashian: In Tears! Khloe Kardashian has one question when it comes to her sister’s engagement: Where is MY happy ending?!? 11. Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner Cover Are Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner teenage trainwrecks? Yes, according to Star. 12. Bruce Jenner to Destroy Kris Jenner? Bruce Jenner is out to destroy Kris Jenner. Will he succeed? 13. Kim Kardashian Bikini Body: The Return! It’s back! Kim Kardashian has regained her bikini body! We knew she could do it! 14. Kim Kardashian on Life & Style Cover Kourtney Kardashian is pissed at Kim Kardashian, according to this tabloid. She wants her sister to “act like a mom.” 15. Kim Kardashian and her New Body Kim Kardashian has a new body! Hooray for her! Check it out on this tabloid cover. 16. Exposing the Kardashians Kris Jenner’s sister cannot remain quiet any longer. She spills the family’s secrets in this issue of In Touch Weekly. 17. Kim Kardashian Dumped Cover Kim Kardashian has totally been dumped by Kanye West. Too bad. We liked these kids together. 18. Khloe Kardashian Baby Cover Khloe Kardashian wants to adopt. Who cares about her problems with Lamar Odom?!? 19. Lamar Odom Tell-All Claim Lamar Odom is totally writing a tell-all… if you believe this tabloid cover for some reason. We somehow do not. 20. Double Kardashian Divorce? We know Khloe Kardashian has been going through a lot. But this cover story claims Kris Jenner is also headed for a divorce. 21. Khloe Kardashian Divorce Story Khloe Kardashian could headed toward a $75 million divorce. Are you buying this cover story? 22. Kim Kardashian Baby Plea Kim Kardashian apparently wants the world to meet North West. But this tabloid cover claims Kanye is against it. 23. Kim Kardashian: So Tortured! Kim Kardashian is reportedly tortured by her very own body. That has to be kind of awkward. 24. Khloe Kardashian Kover Klaim Khloe Kardashian is facing her worst nightmare. Lamar Odom clearly had unprotected sex with another woman. 25. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Story No way Kim Kardashian is pregnant again…. right?!? Try telling that to this tabloid cover story! 26. Kim Kardashian Wedding Story Kim Kardashian wants to marry Kanye West. According to this Us Weekly cover story, at least. 27. Khloe Kardashian Star Cover Khloe Kardashian is not looking her best in this photo. She is not acting her best, either, apparently. 28. Kourtney Kardashian: Pregnant Again? Is Kourtney Kardashian pregnant again?!? Yes, according to this tabloid at least. 29. Khloe Kardashian Tabloid Picture Khloe Kardashian will raise her baby alone, dammit! Granted, she doesn’t have a baby. But still. 30. Khloe Kardashian In Touch Cover The marriage between Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom is on the rocks. If you believe this issue of In Touch Weekly. 31. Khloe Kardashian: Done! Khloe Kardashian is totally done with her marriage. If you are believing this tabloid cover, that is. 32. Khloe Kardashian Cover Will Khloe Kardashian be next? This cover story claims she is dead set on becoming a mother. 33. Kim Kardashian Weight Story Kim Kardashian is obsessed with losing her baby weight. So states this In Touch Weekly story at least. 34. Kim Kardashian: I Just Can’t Do This! Kim Kardashian says she just can’t do this. At least In Touch Weekly claims she says that. 35. Kanye West Cheating Claim Kanye West totally cheated on Kim Kardashian. If this cover story is to be believed, that is. 36. Kim Kardashian Life & Style Drama There may be drama in the delivery room for Kim Kardashian. Will she get a C section?!? 37. Kim Kardashian on In Touch Weekly Poor Kim Kardashian. It looks like she’ll be all alone in her delivery room when the big day arrives. 38. Scheming Kim Kardashian? Kim Kardashian has a plan! She is totally gonna sell baby photos behind Kanye West’s back! 39. Broke Kardashians? Are the Kardashians really broke?!? Yes, if you somehow believe this tabloid story. 40. Kanye West: Gay?!? Oh my God! Kanye West may be gay! No wonder Kim Kardashian is freaking out. 41. Khloe: Hotter Than Kim? You had your chance, Kim Kardashian! But Khloe is clearly hotter than you now.
Gross… Woman Finds Object That Looks Like A Dead Chicken In Daughter’s Soup When they say Campbell’s chicken soup… they really mean it. According to The Denver Channel: A mother says she found an unappetizing object floating in a container of soup that clearly did not belong in her daughter’s meal. “It’s like a train wreck — you can’t stop looking at,” Nicole Montgomery said. “I keep looking at it and thinking, ‘How does this happen?’ I have no idea.” Montgomery says she poured the single-serving can of Campbell’s Chicken and Stars soup into a bowl to heat it up for her daughter Molly. She noticed the strange lump when she took the bowl out of the microwave. “I opened it up, and there was this spec in there — I was like, ‘What is that?’ I looked a little bit closer and I was like, ‘Oh, that looks like a dead chicken.’” The object is shaped like a lima bean, nearly twice the size of the star-shaped noodles that give the soup its name. Several dark and narrow appendages reach upward from the core of the bean-shaped lump. “I just can’t stop thinking about it,” Montgomery said. “It makes me sick to my stomach to think about what was in that soup. I know things get in the manufacturing process all the time, but this is a big company that should know a little bit better.” Campbell’s Soup Company issued this statement: “Campbell Soup Company takes all claims of product contamination very seriously. Whenever we receive such a claim, it is fully investigated by our Quality Assurance team to determine its possible cause. We are in the process of evaluating the claim and have not yet received the exhibit from the consumer to conduct our investigation.” A spokeswoman said a FedEx box is en route to Montgomery’s house for the exhibit. We smell a lawsuit. ABC 7 News
Lamar’s rock smoking and dirty doggin’ Khloe with slorey mistresses really did a number on her. Khloe Still Hurt Over Divorce With Lamar Khloe is better off not having to worry about whether or not Lamar is gonna pawn the TV to get his next fix. According to US Weekly: Her marriage may be over, but the pain from it isn’t. Khloe Kardashian opened up about her divorce from Lamar Odom during a radio interview with Australia’s 2Day FM “Breakfast With the Stars” on Tuesday, March 17. The reality star filed for divorce from the athlete back in December 2013, but admitted that it’s been a process ever since. “It’s definitely not anything I’m through,” the 29-year-old said. “I’m going through it, but I’m not through it.” She also has had to relive it. On March 9, the mid-season finale of Keeping Up With the Kardashians shared the time her family members staged an intervention to speak with her about her unraveling marriage to Odom, 34. (As exclusively reported on March 15, Odom has quit the Spanish basketball team Laboral Kutxa and has moved back to the states after suffering an injury.) “It’s really hard to watch yourself on TV. It’s definitely different in that the world has to watch, too,” Kardashian explained on the radio show. “It’s definitely not the easiest thing to do, but it’s what my life is.” Luckily for her, however, she’s had a supportive team behind her for years. “I have the same friends that I’ve had for 15 years. I think also, just by having each other, as soon as one of us gets a big head, we shoot the other one down,” she said of living in the public eye. “That’s the beauty about having brothers and sisters. I just don’t believe the hype.” It’s easy to get lost in this. It’s easy to get lost in all the hype and to have all these ‘yes men’ around you,” she continued. “But because we’re all doing it together, it’s a really rare scenario. Most families aren’t all in the public eye as we are. It works as a blessing. It works in our favor.” Khloe will find a baller boo to smash her cakes to smithereens in no time. WENN
All that talk of good Cali bud got the youngsters twisted… 3rd Graders Caught Smoking Marijuana In Elementary School Bathroom Via NYDailyNews Police in a Central California city are trying to determine how three third-graders caught smoking marijuana got the drug. Sonora Police Chief Mark Stinson says the two 8-year-olds and a 9-year-old were discovered by another student last week at Sonora Elementary School. Superintendent Leigh Shampain told KPIX-TV the students were smoking in a school bathroom. The student who found the smokers told school officials, who contacted police. The third-graders were released to their parents. Stinson said on Wednesday police were looking into whether someone supplied the drug to the kids. KPIX-TV said Shampain would not discuss how the third-graders might be disciplined. We think a fresh switch is a good way to begin the disciplinary procedure. Image via Shutterstock
Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian get emotional over her divorce with Lamar Odom in this EXCLUSIVE clip from ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’. Starring Kim Kardashian Starring Khloe Kardashian Starring Kourtney Kardashian Turn the pages and enjoy…
The dirty dog doesn’t sound so smooth anymore… Robin Thicke Says He Just Wants To Get Paula Patton Back According to TMZ reports : Robin Thicke was shockingly candid as he arrived in Washington D.C. Thursday afternoon … making it clear he’s not throwing in the towel on his marriage, telling our photog, “I’m just trying to get her back.” TMZ broke the story … Paula Patton called him last Friday and said their marriage was over, and Robin flew to Canada — where she was filming — in a desperate but failed attempt to change her mind. As we reported … things really fell apart after Robin simulated sex with Miley Cyrus onstage at the VMAs last month. But Robin told our photog, the performance had nothing to do with his marital problems. Our sources say Paula was livid and felt “utterly disrespected” by Robin’s antics with Miley. Robin is in D.C. for a concert Thursday night. He says his performance will be the same, even though some of his songs are about Paula. He told our photog he’s just trying to figure things out. Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. Why is he smiling like that though? Is he off that same good good Paula be on? Image via WENN