Kim Kardashian may give birth in Paris. But a new report now claims Kanye West may move to Paris, which could spell doom for the couple non-affectionately known as “Kimye.” The rapper is working on his new album in that French city and “loving it,” an insider tells The New York Post . In fact, he’s been overseas since February and has not bothered to visit his baby mama during that time, even as she struggles with Ray J telling the world he banged her first and Kris Humphries acting like a douchebag in her divorce proceedings. Simply put, Kanye would “like to move” to Paris , the source claims, but others confirm that Kardashian has no interest in such a change. Yes, she has an apartment in the fashion capital of the world… but that’s as far as she’s willing to take it. Neither Kim nor Kanye nor anyone in their camps have talked about where the couple might live once their child is born in mid-June. But allow THG to speak for the masses when we say to France: Please take them!
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are scheduled to come face-to-face today for a divorce settlement conference in Los Angeles. But there’s one little problem: the moronic Brooklyn Nets forward isn’t gonna make it in time. Sources confirm to TMZ that Humphries was in New York City this morning at 1. And with the first flight out of JFK not arriving at LAX until 9:15 a.m., it will be difficult for Kris to attend a hearing scheduled for 8:30 a.m. Both halves of the estranged couple are required to be present at the conference to attempt a resolution before their divorce case goes to trial. But Humphries may simply consider the event fruitless, considering he’s holding out for a $7 million payoff or he will continue to pursue an annulment. Kardashian is expected to call witnesses at the May 6 trial that will prove Humphries was well aware of what he was getting into all along, while Kris… is being sued by a clothing store owner who says he reneged on a deal. Yup, pretty much everyone hates this guy.
Chelone Miller, the brother of Olympic Gold Medal skiier Bode Miller, died on April 7 of a seizure. He was 29 years old. The sad news was announced today, as U.S. Ski and Snowboard Association President Bill Marolt confirmed the passing was a result of a motorcycle accident in 2005 that left Chelone in a coma for 11 days. “Chelone Miller was an aspiring elite athlete who had made great progress as a snowboardcross rider this past season,” Marolt said in a statement. “We are all deeply saddened at the news of his death and extend our condolences to the entire Miller family.” Miller had been focusing on snowboardcross in an effort to qualify for the 2014 Winter Olympics. Just last month he won the Rahlves Banzai Tour overall title with a victory in Sugar Bowl, California. Bode, meanwhile, was crowned the overall World Cup champion in 2005 and 2008 and earned a gold medal in the super combined at the 2010 Vancouver Olympics. Our thoughts go out to the Miller family.
Kim Kardashian is ready to take down Kris Humphries. With the divorce trial between these two idiots FINALLY set for May 6, TMZ has uncovered the list of witnesses Kim plans to call on her behalf. And each will testify, in what way or another, that Humphries was actively involved in the signing of the exact prenuptial agreement from which he’s now trying to extricate himself. Look for two managers, one attorney and a court reporter to all confirm that Kris was as interested in the business aspects of his marriage as the attention-starved pair of breasts he wed. They witnessed the two discuss and argue over various aspect of the prenup. Humphries, of course, has somehow contended that he was duped into a fraudulent union. Leaked documents do apparently prove that Kardashian faked many of the scenes from her reality show, asking Kris to propose a second time, for example, after she was dissatisfied with the first version. But no one can quite explain how this doesn’t simply prove Humphries was in on the farce all along.
Turns out the rumors were trueL Tom Cruise was as surprised as everyone else when news broke that he and Katie Holmes were getting a divorce. “I did not expect that,” Cruise told German TV network ProSieben. After five years of marriage, Holmes announced she was leaving Cruise on June 29 of last year which left the movie star both heartbroken and blindsided. However, the star – who’s making the media rounds for Oblivion – reveals he has had “an incredible amount of time to reflect” on life after the break up. “Life is a challenge,” Cruise says. “To be 50 and have experiences and think you have everything under control, and then it hits you … that’s what life is.” “Life is tragicomic. You need a certain sense of humor.” The couple has one daughter together, 6-year-old Suri, and reports circulated that she was one of the main factors in Holmes’ decision to leave Cruise. People reported the divorce “was a long time coming” for Holmes who was “mostly concerned about the education and care of her daughter Suri.” However, the element of surprise was key for her. “She was talking to Tom on the phone up until [the week before] saying, ‘I love you,'” a source told Us . “Her inner circle [had] been planning this.” Holmes’ attorney father even helped orchestrate it. Whatever happened, in the wake of their separation, Cruise threw himself into work. The actor spent time in Iceland and L.A. wrapping up Oblivion . He has rarely been seen in public throughout the past nine months, while Holmes, 34, has seemed to transition back into the spotlight more easily. See our Katie Holmes photos for evidence of that.
Tiger must be taking notes from Breezy! The golf champ who has been staging a comeback is reportedly having his double helping of vanilla swirl cake and eating it too ! Via National Enquirer reports : TIGER WOODS’ newest lover Lindsey Vonn is convinced that the self-confessed sex addict is cheating on her already! But the horndog golfer isn’t chasing after bimbos again. This time, the other woman is his ex-wife Elin. “Tiger says that Lindsey is convinced he’s cheating on her with Elin,” a source close to the golfer told The ENQUIRER. “She feels betrayed and believes he is still in love with Elin.” It came to a head in mid-March, when Tiger took Olympic skiing sensation Lindsey, 28, to see his daughter Sam’s T-ball game in Jupiter, Fla. But Elin, 33, was there, too. A source says that caused Lindsey to suffer a breakdown, and she stayed inside Tiger’s black Mercedes the whole time. “Lindsey’s not happy at all,” revealed the close source. “She’s well-aware that Tiger and Elin were having sex while they were discussing the possibility of getting remarried, and in her heart she’s convinced that they’re still at it. “Tiger says Lindsey told him that if he can’t get Elin out of his mind, he should go back to rehab for more therapy.” TIGER, 38, wound up in sex rehab after The ENQUIRER revealed in 2009 that he’d been cheating on Elin with New York party girl Rachel Uchitel, and that led to a host of women stepping forward to claim they’d also slept with the links champ. Elin walked off with a reported $110 million in their divorce. But, as The ENQUIRER revealed, their kids Sam, 5, and Charlie, 4, begged them to get back together, and the two were talking about remarrying – with Elin demanding a $350 million no-cheat prenup clause. But their negotiations broke down when she declared that she didn’t want to have any more kids. Then, Tiger and snow bunny Lindsey stunned the world by announcing their romance on their Facebook pages on March 18. “When Lindsey first posted the big news, Elin went ballistic with rage,” said another source. “She felt like Tiger had betrayed her all over again, begging her to remarry while he was secretly romancing Lindsey behind her back. “Elin loves the fact that she made Tiger suffer for his serial cheating, but a large part of her still loves him. She hates the fact he’s now with a young and talented beauty. Suddenly, Elin’s acting like she wants Tiger to herself after all. And Lindsey is afraid that she’ll get him!” NOW, insiders say, the two women are ready to scratch each other’s eyes out. “Elin’s pals say she’s consumed with jealousy,” revealed the second source. “She also says she doesn’t want Lindsey anywhere near her kids.” Meanwhile, the other source said: “Lindsey calls Elin a control freak and scoffs that she’d be nothing but a washed-up swimsuit model if she hadn’t married Tiger.” Added the first source: “The spitting and hissing is starting to get seriously embarrassing. If these two ever get together, the fur is going to fly!” Should we feel bad for Lindsey? We would’ve thought she knew what she was getting into! Facebook
Tina Simpson penned a suicide note after finding out that her ex-husband Joe Simpson was having a gay affair, according to a shocking new report. Shortly before confronting Joe, 52, about his tryst with model Bryce Chandler Hill , 21, Tina wrote a letter threatening to shoot herself last year. Tina, 53, also said she wanted to shoot Joe, her husband of 35 years, for cheating on her, in the note she wrote in their Encino home – which he found. “Tina was so distraught when she found out about Joe’s secret, she immediately wrote a suicide note ,” a source close to the Simpson family said. “It was fairly detailed and she said she wanted to shoot herself for what Joe had done to their 35-year marriage. Worse still, Tina wanted to shoot Joe as well.” “She was just so angry with him. But, instead of killing herself, Tina headed straight to a New York hotel to confront Joe about Bryce Chandler Hill.” “However, when Joe returned to the Encino home in Los Angeles they shared, he found the note, made a copy and gave it to his divorce lawyer.” With him in possession of that bargaining chip, Tina eventually offered Joe half of the family fortune, which she had been reluctant to do before. Joe was busted regarding his affair with Bryce Chandler Hill when Tina found some modeling pictures of the baby-faced blonde boy toy in their home. He was also linked to Joey Anderson, though the father of Ashlee and Jessica Simpson denies he is gay. Do you think the Joey Simpson gay rumors are true? Yes No How would I know?!? View Poll »
Tina Simpson penned a suicide note after finding out that her ex-husband Joe Simpson was having a gay affair, according to a shocking new report. Shortly before confronting Joe, 52, about his tryst with model Bryce Chandler Hill , 21, Tina wrote a letter threatening to shoot herself last year. Tina, 53, also said she wanted to shoot Joe, her husband of 35 years, for cheating on her, in the note she wrote in their Encino home – which he found. “Tina was so distraught when she found out about Joe’s secret, she immediately wrote a suicide note ,” a source close to the Simpson family said. “It was fairly detailed and she said she wanted to shoot herself for what Joe had done to their 35-year marriage. Worse still, Tina wanted to shoot Joe as well.” “She was just so angry with him. But, instead of killing herself, Tina headed straight to a New York hotel to confront Joe about Bryce Chandler Hill.” “However, when Joe returned to the Encino home in Los Angeles they shared, he found the note, made a copy and gave it to his divorce lawyer.” With him in possession of that bargaining chip, Tina eventually offered Joe half of the family fortune, which she had been reluctant to do before. Joe was busted regarding his affair with Bryce Chandler Hill when Tina found some modeling pictures of the baby-faced blonde boy toy in their home. He was also linked to Joey Anderson, though the father of Ashlee and Jessica Simpson denies he is gay. Do you think the Joey Simpson gay rumors are true? Yes No How would I know?!? View Poll »
‘I’m scared with the divorce I’m probably going to have this baby being married to someone else,’ Kim says in season-eight trailer. By Christina Garibaldi “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” Photo: E!
Kordell might be the baller, but Porsha knows a thing or two about going on the offensive! Things are heating up in the divorce proceedings between Porsha and Kordell Stewart . Via TMZ reports : Porsha Williams is returning fire against her estranged husband Kordell Stewart … filing an official response to Stewart’s divorce docs, claiming she gave up her life to take care of Kordell’s son from another woman … and he needs to pay. TMZ broke the story … Stewart blindsided Williams with divorce papers this week, claiming Porsha doesn’t deserve a dime in spousal support because she is capable of earning her own income. But according to the new legal docs, filed by Porsha’s attorney Randall Kessler, Porsha’s marriage set her way back professionally … because she quit her job for two years while they were married (and even sold her businesses) in order to care for Kordell’s kid from another woman. Porsha doesn’t mention the fact that she’s currently starring on “Real Housewives of Atlanta.” According to the docs, Porsha’s not only demanding alimony from Stewart … she also wants exclusive use of the family’s Atlanta home. Porsha’s rep told us Porsha had held off on filing her own divorce papers because Kordell had promised to work on the marriage with her … but now, the gloves are off. Kandi Burruss recently revealed that Porsha had told her she didn’t have a prenup, which means Kordell could be in deep debt to Porsha soon enough. And he probably knows it too cuz he’s already looking like a bitter ex-hubby on Instagram thanks to this post earlier this week: Boy stop…