Saltine Fury: Racist Mayo Packets Are BIG MAD About Black Panther’s Blackity Blackness https://t.co/I7NY1lPmBq pic.twitter.com/G0WrZAesP3 — Bossip (@Bossip) June 13, 2017 BEST Bossip Headlines Of 2017 2017 was the spiciest dumpster fire EVER filled with Dorito Diablo ‘s cheeto crusty clownery, big mad mayo packets , Blackity Black excellence, Queen Tiddayonce blessings , becky on becky crime, messy mouth-breather shenanigans , sassy druggy rappers, never-ending petty parties and ashy wigs BUT at least we had Bossip headlines–game-changing, internet-shattering Bossip headlines that won the whole entire internet while smashing 2017’s crispity crunchity cakes to smithereens. Deteriorating Dust Mite Stacey Dash Calls Auntie Maxine Waters A 'Buffoon', Gets Dragged Back To Unemployment https://t.co/Euqyt96nzS pic.twitter.com/fWCjbv0RwX — Bossip (@Bossip) August 24, 2017 Peep ALLLLLL the absolute BEST Bossip headlines of 2017 on the flip.
I’m not sure what Kimberley Garner ‘s doing posing with angel wings here, unless maybe Victoria’s Secret finally accepted my online petition and hired this leggy British hottie to be one of their new models. I doubt it, because usually no one ever listens to me, but just take one look at these pictures and try to tell me Kimberley’s not hotter than half the so-called supermodels out there. Go ahead. I can wait all day.
I’ve done a lot of posts on Ariana Grande over the years, but I don’t think I ever realized she was a dog person before this. See, according to my sources, she’s playing with one of her dogs in this GIF, although I’ve been staring at it for 20 minutes now and the only thing I’m seeing is Ariana’s booty. I guess I’ll have to just take their word for it.
I’ve done a lot of posts on Ariana Grande over the years, but I don’t think I ever realized she was a dog person before this. See, according to my sources, she’s playing with one of her dogs in this GIF, although I’ve been staring at it for 20 minutes now and the only thing I’m seeing is Ariana’s booty. I guess I’ll have to just take their word for it.
It’s been less than 14 months since Ariel Winter and Levi Meaden’s one-year anniversary , but that hasn’t stopped these two from looking super domestic. They took pictures with a big ol’ tree. They took photos in matching Christmas onesies. And they took photos locking lips in front of their decorations. ‘Tis the season! Ariel Winter’s always happy to celebrate the holidays. Last October, we saw Ariel get into the Halloween spirit and out of her clothes . And that was before they dressed up in multiple different costumes. So you can always count on Ariel to be seasonal … and, when it comes to her boyfriend, affectionate. ( Ariel and Levi’s PDA has been all over social media, folks) As you can see, they didn’t need any mistletoe to put them in the kissing mood. That photo was shared to Snapchat. As sweet as their kiss in front of that dazzlingly decorated Christmas tree is, we’d like to point out a couple of things. One, Ariel Winter’s red dress is both in a perfect seasonal color and gorgeous. Two, they have so many presents around that tree. They’re not under the tree, they’re forming a small ocean around it. That’s what Christmas is all about. (Well, okay, also spending time with your loved ones, we guess) As you can see, Ariel and Levi didn’t limit their affections to formal attire. These Christmas onesies look adorable and comfortable. (That said, folks, no matter how cute your onesies might be, don’t pressure your family members into wearing them for anything more than just a photo op — some people find them confining, or too warm) Clearly, Levi and Ariel were feeling romance along with holiday cheer. But they weren’t the only ones who wore matching outfits: Ariel captioned this photo: “Kids are a struggle y’all. But Merry Christmas from our little dysfunctional family to yours!!!!” That is so cute, you guys. (The “kids” to whom she’s referring, in case you worry that you missed a huge story, are these dogs. Like most Millennials, Ariel refers to her dogs as her children) We love how domestic Ariel and Levi are as a couple. We also love their “dysfunctional family” and the fact that Ariel feels comfortable enough in their easy domesticity to write that. This is a big time in Ariel and Levi’s lives. Modern Family , which feels like it’s gone on for decades, won’t last forever. But Ariel has grown from a child star into an adult hottie before the very eyes of viewers. Levi, in the mean time, has entered Ariel’s life and, despite their age difference , they’ve found love and comfort in each other. In the next Pacific Rim film, Levi Meaden might get his big break — because he’s in that movie in some capacity. That should hopefully lay to rest the rumors that Levi Meaden is just Ariel Winter’s kept boy . He’s not, folks. He has his own acting career and everything. View Slideshow: Ariel Winter: The Hottest Pics of an Internet Legend in the Making
Take a moment and imagine having Jenelle Evans as a co-worker. (We'll pause here to allow you some time to finish convulsing on the floor in agony.) As you can imagine, sharing an employer with the Teen Mom 2 terror would present a number of challenges, including, but not limited to: – Random social media feuds. – Possible physical altercations. – Unexpected legal action. It seems some of her MTV co-stars were reminded today of just how volatile Jenelle can be thanks to a surprise call from her attorneys. Which cast members is Evans so furious with, and what did they do that enraged her so much that she's threatening to sue them over it? Fortunately for us, they're sharing their misery on Twitter. Get the details below and brace yourselves for when the Caroline Hurricane makes landfall … 1. Mystery Tantrum Usually, when Jenelle is pissed off about something, she makes the cause of her consternation abundantly clear. This time, however, there’s a good deal of confusion about exactly what’s got Jenelle’s goat. And it seems she’d like to keep it that way… 2. Cease and Desist Apparently, Jenelle’s lawyers sent cease and desist letters to several Teen Mom 2 regulars, including Kailyn Lowry, Chelsea Houska, and Chelsea’s dad, Randy. 3. Quiet Kail As a result, Kailyn and company are forbidden from going into detail about Jenelle’s latest gripe. But that’s not stopping them from throwing a little shade on Twitter. 4. #ByeJenelle “How does one get a cease & desist from someone they don’t care to talk about… & if i did, it’s my opinion,” Kailyn tweeted, adding the biting hashtags, “#hijenelle #byejenelle.” 5. A Savage Meme-ing Chelsea Houska even busted out the Confused Girl meme to drive her point home. 6. Houska Burns “I just got a cease and desist from Jenelle and David. So there’s that lolll. #idonteventalkaboutyou,” Chelsea tweeted. A pretty scathing reaction, but the best response might have come from Chelsea’s father, Randy… View Slideshow
It’s only been a few days since the Roloff family held Thanksgiving , but that doesn’t mean that they’re getting out of the holiday spirit. Because, well, it’ll be December by the end of the week. The Roloffs have zero chill about the holidays, and they’re making sure that baby Jackson Roloff is feeling the Christmas spirit. Because he and his parents helped Amy Roloff and Amy’s boyfriend pick out a Christmas tree. Awwww! Tori Roloff shared this precious family photo — note the trees in the background. Jackson is getting so big! Tori’s caption explained the context: “Today we helped Grandma Roloff get her Christmas tree!” We’re sure that Amy appreciated the company! That line was followed by a blue heart emoji. Tori continued her caption with exactly the sort of sweet and caring words that we’d expect from her: “So blessed to call these people family.” And they’re blessed to call Tori their family, as well. “The way holidays bring everyone together fills my cup with such joy.” That’s an odd expression, but odd in a good way (and I might just steal it). Tori also shares warm wishes for her fans and followers: “I am praying that this season bring your family joy!” After that came a red heart emoji and a tree emoji (a treemoji?), and the hashtags: “#zandtpartyofthree #seestorsfolife #babyjroloff” It’s worth noting that Amy Roloff’s “controversial” boyfriend was also there. While we don’t imagine that Jackson was instrumental in picking out the tree, we’re sure that everyone enjoyed the quality time together. The Roloff family just celebrated Thanksgiving last week, and the Roloffs have a lot to be thankful for. They already did, admittedly — Amy and Matt were financially successful before they ever began living on a farm. And now, of course, the whole family is famous through the reality series, Little People, Big World . Zach Roloff is thankful to have his wife, Tori. Jeremy Roloff is thankful to have his wife, Audrey. And, of course, Zach and Tori welcomed their first child , precious baby Jackson, back during the spring. More recently, Audrey and Jeremy Roloff welcomed baby Ember Jean into their lives. Audrey has struggled with some post-partum issues, but we’re sure that the couple is still very grateful for a healthy birth and their beautiful daughter. And Matt and Amy Roloff are delighted to have not one but two wonderful grandbabies. The whole family gets to watch Jackson and Ember Jean grow up together . And the Roloff family might have another thing for which to be thankful. Amy Roloff and Tori Roloff both seemed to refer to Jacob Roloff’s girlfriend, Isabel Rock, as family . That, on top of Isabel recently mentioning a major life decision , might mean that Jacob has proposed to his girlfriend and that the two are engaged. That’s what some fans believe, anyway. And if so, that would be wonderful. Jacob has spent time estranged from his family, but he’s been reconnecting recently — which is welcome news on its own. But it really would be amazing to see the Roloffs officially welcome Isabel into the fold. And, honestly, it looks like they already have. View Slideshow: Roloff Family Photo Album: Little People, Lots of Love!
In case you've been living under a rock that doesn't even have wifi, you've probably heard that Prince Harry has found a new lady love in this chick named Meghan Markle. But who is she? What's her story? Where did she come from? Well, sit back and learn, folks … (UPDATE: Since we originally posted this gallery, the romance has heated up. BIG TIME! They're engaged! ) 1. She’s an American actress. Meghan was born and raised in L.A., and while she’s got several film and television credits to her name, she’s best known for playing Rachel Zane on Suits. 2. She’s smart. Meghan graduated from Northwestern University, where she double-majored in International Relations and Theatre. International relations … like the kind she has with Prince Harry, eh? Eh? 3. She does a lot of humanitarian work. Meghan’s worked in Rwanda for the Clean Water Campaign, she presented for a gender equality at the United Nations Headquarters, and she’s traveled to Afghanistan on a USO tour. Seems like she’d be a great fit for the royal family, huh? 4. Her father is famous, too! Well, in a way — her dad, Thomas Markle, worked as a cinematographer and lighting director for such classic shows as Married with Children, The Facts of Life, and General Hospital. 5. She’s an animal lover. Meghan has two rescue dogs, Bogart and Guy, and she loves them very much. Can you blame her? 6. Seriously, she loves her dogs. Did this photo just make your heart grow three sizes, Grinch-style? Of course it did. View Slideshow
Bill O’Neill is an Ohio Supreme Court Justice. He’s also a candidate for Governor. And, to hear him tell it, he has had sex with 50 “very attractive females” during his life. Which would be fine, if he hadn’t boasted about this on social media using information that might lead to some of those women being identified. It’s a terrible political move. And yes, his campaign manager has quit. Wouldn’t you? Senator Al Franken apologized for groping and kissing a woman without her consent . But apologies don’t make things magically go away, and many are calling for him to resign. Apparently, that didn’t sit right with Ohio gubernatorial candidate Bill O’Neill, as he posted this very cringe-worthy rant to Facebook. “Now that the dogs of war are calling for the head of Senator Al Franken,” his post begins. It’s already off to a rough start, because that does not describe the state of things. (Some have called for his resignation, but a graceful retirement after a scandal is hardly the end of the world) His post gets immediately worse: “I believe it is time to speak up on behalf of all heterosexual males.” Generally, people speak up on behalf of underdogs instead of on behalf of the demographic group that dominates every nation on Earth. But please, continue. “As a candidate for Governor, let me save my opponents some research time.” (Never a good idea; make them work for that dirt) “In the past 50 years, I was sexually intimate with approximately 50 very attractive females.” One, that’s bragging and oversharing. Two, don’t refer to women or girls as “females.” It tends to rub people the wrong way. Anyway, his boastful post gets worse: “It ranged from a gorgeous personal secretary to Senator Bob Taft (Senior) who was my first true love and we made passionate love in the hayloft of her parents barn in Gallipolis.” That is way too much information. Oh, O’Neill can tank his career by oversharing about his genital adventures all that he wants. But he should not have told so much about these women. “… And ended with a drop dead gorgeous red head who was a senior adviser to Peter Lewis at Progressive Insurance in Cleveland.” Then he talks about some pretty good policies: “Now can we get back to discussing legalizing marijuana and opening the state hospital network to combat the opioid crisis.” And then he promptly makes things worse again. “I am sooooo disappointed by this national feeding frenzy about sexual indiscretions decades ago.” So, in other words, he’s completely missed the point. Nobody’s talking about “indiscretions.” Sleep around all that you like. The national conversation is about consent. it’s about sexual harassment and sexual assault. And Bill O’Neill should be ashamed of his post. At first, however, he defended making the post, saying that he opposes a “new standard” that, in his mind, means that: “If you’re not absolutely pure you’re not eligible to run for office in America. That’s wrong.” Apparently he failed to actually listen to the national conversation even once. Unless any of those 50 alleged hotties were underage or not consenting, then he didn’t have anything to worry about. By the way, in the process of defending himself, Bill O’Neill also lamented that Roy Moore’s accusations of molestation are condemning him “without due process.” That is literally not how due process works. Roy Moore can’t be imprisoned without evidence and a conviction. The presumption of innocence expands to the courtroom, not to hearts and minds. Or votes. As we mentioned, Bill O’Neill’s campaign manager quit. Chris Clevenger announced his departure on Twitter: “The comments made today by @ BillForOhio were both disturbing and misguided. As a victim of sexual assault, I cannot in good faith remain a part of # TeamONeill .” He followed that up with a tweet: “Sexual harassment and assault is no laughing matter. The next Governor of Ohio must take it seriously to receive my vote.” That’s a good policy to have. Finally, someone got through to Bill O’Neill, because he posted an apology on Sunday morning: “There comes a time in everyone’s life when you have to admit you were wrong. It is Sunday morning and i am preparing to go to church and get right with God. But first I have to get right with my family, my friends, and the thousands of strangers who have been hurt by my insensitive remarks.” Not to mention the two women whom he described a little too well. “I am sorry. I have damaged the national debate on the very real subject of sexual harassment, abuse and unfortunately rape. It is not a laughing matter. It wasn’t when I prosecuted sexual misconduct for the State of Ohio, and it is not now.” It’s good that he’s owning it fully. “To my daughters, Katie Corrin O’Neill, Tiffany O’Neill Scullen, and my sisters Patricia O’Neill Sacha and Mary Kaye O’Neill, accomplished women all, please accept my public apology for dragging you into this matter.” When a male politician screws up, everybody wants to know what the women in his family think. “You deserved better treatment than this. I love you, respect you, and yes. I was wrong. Thank you for loving me enough to stand up to my departure from a loving life. ” It’s still stunning that O’Neill was able to hear about all of these allegations of assault and harassment and see it as an opportunity to brag about his conquests. Gross. View Slideshow: Weinstein Scandal: Which Powerful Men Are Accused of Sexual Misconduct?
Pig / Human Hybrid Ashley Graham made it to her mother’s retirement community down in the Bahamas where they fed her mom her favorite meal, which look like hot dogs, which I guess makes Ashley Graham’s mom a bit of a Cannibal, but I like to think she’s just got more of a passion for food than anything, you know like her daughter, bitch will EAT anything… It’s nice to see that Ashley Graham doesn’t shun the dark secret that is her family are pigs in the tropics, left there by some farmer to make a tourist attraction…..most people would shy away from the truth, but outspoken, loud, proud to be fat…Ashley Graham….doesn’t shy away from being 300 pounds….or I guess her family history! It feels great to connect with this monster on this level….she’s more likeable as a barn animal!! The post Intimate Family Photos of Ashley Graham of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
