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Rihanna Needs to Change her Clothes of the Day

I have seen the same pictures of Rihanna grabbing her nasty pussy from the last 6 months. It’s like bitch can’t afford a new costume for her stupid stage show, like so many strippers before her, and this one trick pony is on fucking repeat, doing the same dancing monkey act from town to town, without fluxuating the shit in any fucking way, cuz that would require actual work, when it’s just easier to be a pawn who is making a hell of a lot of people a hell of a lot more money than she’s making herself…. But compared to her Bajan friends, she’s doin’ alright, cuz they wear the same outfits everyday too, only they don’t get paid stupid money to, they just do it cuz they can’t afford to buy anything else…..so I guess I get where she’s coming from….but I still think she’s should at least get this shit in another color or something, cuz the 3 people who like jerking off to Rihanna cuz they haven’t got annoyed of her despite her being played the fuck out, need some variety when new pics of her pussy grabbing stage show surface….Seriously fucking dull. She needs to be dropped off on the island to see how the girls there fend for themselves and how they grab their pussies for white tourists to get ahead, she needs to get a little perspective and remember the effort it took to get where she is today…..cuz she’s lost that…she’s done gone got lazy… Change your fucking clothes…..you fucking pig…

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Mischa Barton Working on her Own Reality Show of the Day

When you hit rock bottom and you were once a celebrity, you really have limited options of what you can do. Either you kill yourself from a drug overdose, or you get a reality show. Both are equally depressing, but one is a little less fatal…leaving you hope that maybe one day it will all turn around…even if it takes making a total mockery of yourself…while pretending to be working…when really you’re just doing the same nothing you do everyday…only idiots feel compelled to watch it…cuz your shitty life is substantially better than their shitty life cuz you were on a TV show for a minute… So apparently Mischa Barton thinks her life is interesting enough to follow and she is in the process of filming a pilot of her own reality show called “Smells like Garbage, Tastes like Sewage, Looks Unwashed and Bloated” cuz that’s really what her life has become…. Seriously, what the fuck is going to happen in her show…are we gonna watch her eat donuts, not shower, sit on her couch, get high and cry about the good OC Days…. There is nothing interesting about her, and maybe that’s the hook….and I guess who really cares…I just gotta say the obvious, a sex tape woulda been a better strategy… The whole thing is stupid.

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Eliza Cummings Titty for Visual Tales Issue 3 of the Day

Here is Eliza Cummings showing some titty cuz all girls are whores who get topless for money…and I am posting it cuz I like tits but also cuz I am on a quest to make this site a respected fashion site in the fashion community so that one day I will own a private island filled with models willing to suck my dick for this level of exposure…sure it won’t happen, but if it did, it’d be the best joke ever….so this is me doing the groundwork and here is Eliza Cummings doing the same…cuz maybe this shoot will be the one that gets her where she wants to be…and the fun thing about these fashion girls is tht they have no issue doing anything, they like being hot and are pretty laidback about getting naked…cuz shit pays fucking well and lets them do nothing all day and party all night…in some kind of serious fucking joke…like they played a trick on society….cuz they don’t actually need to work but get to live the good life…and I figure I deserve the same treatment…

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Eliza Cummings Titty for Visual Tales Issue 3 of the Day

Cheryl Cole’s Legs in Shorts of the Day

Cheryl Cole is wearing shorts. It is summer. So are many girls. Some with equally ugly prison tattoos they got back when they were stripping. Others with milky skin I dream about tainting with my seed. All equally relevant thanks to the one thing they have in common…their vaginas….that’s all I have to say about that… Pics via Bauer

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Cheryl Cole’s Legs in Shorts of the Day

Simon Cowell’s Gold Digger’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

This bitch has won the lottery. All she has to do to collect is put up with Simon Cowell and make the motherfucker think she is real down with everything he does, stroking his ego properly, using her American Idol make-up artist skills to make dude feel pretty, you know giving him constant blowjobs, and sucking up to him almost hypnotizing him into thinking this is something his self-involved self could stick with forever, so that he marries her officially…cuz we all know she got into celebrity make-up artistry to meet celebrities, land one, and hopefully get him to commit so that she lives the good life and I am sure Cowell isn’t her first run with someone rich and famous, he just happens to be the richest and the only one dumb enough to marry the social climbing, gold digging, whore. There are a few rules I’ve learned in fucking whores. The first is that no matter how good they are at manipulating you into getting repeat business, never exclusively go to them, cuz the second you are sucked the fuck in, they own your fucking ass and you might as well just take off your condom and sign over your life to her…only to get broken 6 months down the line when you catch her doing the same thing to someone else, cuz it’s all she knows. Pics via Bauer

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Kelly Brook In Some Hot Geek Shit of the Day

Kelly Brook has got this game on lockdown, even though when you have tits like this, it doesn’t really take any effort to really get shit on lockdown, but whatever is going on, there is a revival in her busty career as a busty chick and virgins everywhere are going fucking nuts for her, even though she’s been around for 10 years doing the same thing, but whatever, I guess who really cares, cuz the more effort she puts into getting noticed, the more we see her hot tits semi-exposed and sometimes that’s good enough….actually…that’s always good enough…. Either way, here’s the video…. And Here are some of the pictures from Total Film Magazine, or what I like to call her latest PR vehicle to get entwined in the brains of geeks everywhere cuz they are loyal as shit and will lead to her getting gigs in big blockbuster comic book based movies like she was Olivia Munn…..

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Danielle Staub to Real Housewives of New Jersey: You Need Me!

Danielle Staub is many things – attention-starved, pornographic, spoiled, self-centered, egomaniacal, exploitive of gays – but we must add something to that list, based on a new interview with Parade : She’s right. The bat $hit crazy Real Housewife of New Jersey tells the magazine explains how this Bravo show would be nothing without her; and, really, can anyone argue with that? As much as viewers hate on Staub, they still watch her every week. “Quite possibly without me they don’t have a New Jersey Housewives,” she says. “No one would tune in to watch the ham game. Or watch Jacqueline drink wine at 1 o’clock in the afternoon. I don’t think people are entertained by that. But what they do tune in for is to watch them talking about me and me trying to stay away from them. “It’s incredible what a platform they’ve given me. So I have to say, ‘Thank you, ladies. You’re nothing without me on the show.'” She has a point, one we make each week in our Real Housewives of New Jersey reviews : Why do these people continue to associate with Danielle if they hate her so much?!? Staub was really on fire throughout the interview. A few more excerpts follow: On social networking backlash : Why do these women not want to be around me, yet all they do is talk about me, tweet about me, Facebook about me, hire people to tweet about me and Facebook about me? And even have all their kids doing the same thing? It’s a disgusting waste of time. On the Manzos : I don’t know where they are and what they are doing because I block them. I don’t find their lives to be that interesting. Ham game? I think it’s a disgusting waste of food. Does she have any regrets? Not one regret. I said it in Season One, everyone will be exposed. I meant that in a real way. I got exposed from them digging up stuff about me from 25 years ago. I haven’t dug at all. I haven’t investigated them. Teresa said at the finale, ‘I have no skeletons in my closet.’ Really? You’re 11 million dollars in debt, sweetie pie. And you’re in your 30s. On getting a spin-off : Danielle getting her own spin-off show would be fantastic. The Staub girls are a triple threat. It would be me and my daughters and then you’d get to see my entire family as a part of the show. And I do have a lot of business ventures, between my kids and I, and I’m managing their careers.

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Brooke Hogan Gives Us A Sneak Peek

Here’s Brooke Hogan at some dance studio auditioning dancers for no doubt something that nobody gives a crap about. It’s funny because I was also out last night auditioning some very talented dancers for several different positions all of which involve their asses and my lap. I’ll be back at it tonight, that’s how dedicated I am to this. I somehow doubt that Brooke is doing the same thing, but at least we get a little peek down her top and at her trashy thong. Enjoy. more pictures of Brooke Hogan here

Naomi Campbell Boring Bikini Pictures of the Day

I think I am a slave to the bikini like Naomi Campbell’s family were slaves in the plantation. Seriously. I see the shit…and even if I don’t like the shit…and even if I don’t know the shit colored shit in the shit…or if the person in the shit is bullshit…I feel like I have no choice but to post the shit…and this is the miserable result of my weakness…even though I feel like I posted this shit GO a few days ago…cuz I guess this bitch likes wearing the same bikini…and I like doing the same posts…thank god it’s the fucking weekend…I hate all of you. Pics via Fame

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Julie Bowen’s Breast Feeding Picture of the Day

George Lopez aired this picture of Julie Bowen from Modern Family breast feeding her twins….because he is a cable show and I guess they are allowed to get away with that kind of thing…despite seeing two leeches sucking the life out of a breast being disgusting to me….but for some reason thought to be beautiful to mom’s around the world cuz nurturing alien looking things after bringing them to the world is something they think is so fucking amazing despite almost every pussy having a window of opportunity where they are capabale of doing the same fucking thing, It’s like being so proud of your shit that you out of the toilet and dry it out and show it to your neighbors cuz you’re proud, because we all have the fucking capacity to do the shit, some of us ust don’t choose to do it….so there’s no need to fucking brag…. It’s like making babies makes fucking egos…like they think cuz they care so much about it, the rest of the world will, and really I have no problem with a bitch showing off tit under any context or circustance…and that’s part of the reason I take every opportunity I get to watch girls who breast feed in public with deep fucking interest….like enough interest to make them feel uncomfortable when they notice me staring at them, which opens the window for me to say something like “this is such a beautiful sight, it represents life, you are so lucky to be able to do this, it is like your calling in life as a mother” and they usually smile and let me watch til they finish.

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Julie Bowen’s Breast Feeding Picture of the Day