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Bella Thorne’s Awkward Tween Dance of the Day

Posted on September 12, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if watching Bella Thorne doing this dance is supposed to be hot. She’s some teen starlet who was sold by her parents to the entertainment industry along with her sisters, who for some reason didn’t get picked up, but this one did, and one out of 5 is enough to never have to work again… But I do know that there are countless dudes who are watching this who think it is hot, becasue she’s a teenager, and thanks to teenagers being illegal and off limits, comes to dudes in America over sexualizing teens because they can’t have them. Sounds healthy, especially when the teens are well aware of the perverts out there, and that they fuck with them intentionally because it’s good for business.. That said, Here she is being a ninja

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Cora Keegan Nipples by Aaron Feaver of the Day

Posted on September 12, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Cora Keegan, she’s not a super famous model, in fact, she’s a model who hates modeling, and will probably just end up knocked up with some rich older guy’s kid, because she can’t be bothered working, she’d rather sit around, listen to music, get high and fuck, but she’s still booking campaigns, despite how dumb she pretends to think modelling is, when I am pretty sure she’s probably laughing about how dumb modelling is with every check she cashes for 30,000 dollars or more…you know tormented about the scam she pulling, hoping to have or do something more substantial, all while cashing the fuck in… the entire time…you know a phony higher purpose or whatever and the reality is, she can do whatever the fuck she wants, because she’s got a great face…and I am in love with her. My biggest regret is not kidnapping her, locking her in my basement and making her my wife when i had the chance…seriously, lovely as fuck on all fronts…even if her real name isn’t Cora Keegan and she won’t tell me what it is…because I think it will lead to me knowing she’s a rich kid and rich kids hate being recognized for being rich kids…they want to pretend to do things themselves..while complaining the entire way…

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Charlize Theron is Dumpy on the Beach in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 1, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve heard some funny stories of Charlize Theron’s entry into Hollywood…not that any of them were really that interesting or shocking…she was 19 and moved to LA to get famous, became a little desperate to get a paying gig because she was broke, an immigrant and alone in the city…and thanks to LA being LA, a lot of creeper old dudes appreciated her tall, model body…and brought her into castings where no one really knows what happened, but where I’ve heard she was very willing and cooperative to do any kind of movie they want her to do…because lets face it that’s how you gotta be to break through…and it worked, she’s an Oscar winner now…Yay to being willing to suck dick on camera… So here she is at 38, but I’m going to assume she’s in her 40s and led about her age, at least that’s what her body is telling me…in a bikini…in Hawaii TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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More Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pics of the Day

Posted on January 1, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If life wasn’t bad enough…knowing that we are heading into another miserable year…where we will be another year older…another year of more debt, failure and disappointment, where all our aspirations and hopes and positive expectations for ourselves will be fall and leave us exactly in the same place this time next year…Jennifer Aniston decided to get into a bikini and show everyone her body that if this was 1995…even 2005…it’d be hot and fun and exciting even…but bitch, we’re so bombarded with babes, even nobodies on our Facebook feed, that look better than this, it just pisses me off knowing these tits made her 100,000,000 dollars or more…what a fucking scam… This would be much better if Jennifer Aniston chose a ski vacation instead of this. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Francesca Fisher-Eastwood Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 31, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The nice thing about being Clint Eastwood’s 19 year old daughter….is that you don’t need to be fit….or hot…or really talented to get work in the movies….but more importantly…you don’t even need to get work in the movies…cuz daddy’s probably worth 500,000,000 dollars or more…and that makes for a pretty relaxing life….a life I wouldn’t mind trying to K-Fed! Here she is in a bikini…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Candice Swanepoel Hot and Strategically Topless for Versace of the Day

Posted on June 22, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Candice Swanepoel posted these pics to her Instagram, I guess she’s proud of them…you know cuz being topless and all over some male model for 100,000 dollars or more, is something to be proud of, it is like a huge fuck you to everyone who works every day of your life for far less that 100,000 dollars, and this bitch made it in a couple of hours, in air conditioned studio that was catered and had massage people on staff and soft music to ensure everyone was relaxed….and she gets these perks of life cuz she’s hot and you’re not….Sucks to be ugly doesn’t it? Here’s that reminder….

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Candice Swanepoel is Modeling Bikini of the Day

Posted on May 2, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Candice Swanepoel is in her bikini showing us just how complex her life is….she had to wake up in a 5 star hotel or luxury villa in a bed more comfortable than anything you have ever slept in….only to be greeted by a staff who set out a spread of food and drink for her…from exotic fruits to anything she wanted…as they put make-up on her..only to get picked up in a luxury car….and taken to the beach 5 minutes away…where someone handed her bikinis that she had to put on….and lay in the sand while making faces at the camera….until lunch break….or until the weather gave out…giving her the rest of the day off, all expenses paid, more food and drink and 10,000 dollars or more….it’s a joke…but you know what…she’s good at looking good in a bikini and that should be compensated for appropriately so she continues to bring it…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Bouncing Boobs Sell Communist Helmets of the Day

Posted on February 3, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My best friend who never writes, calls, waves, or messenger pigeons me over at COPYRANTER finally came out of hiding after at least 18 months of ignoring my tender email touch…..with a link to this video from some communist helmet company promoting helmet the right…

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Karina Smirnoff Bikini Pics in Video of the Day

Posted on February 3, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have decided that I like my celeb bikini pics with a narrator…..but only because the paparazzi agencies hate the fuck out of me and if I was to post these on my site without paying them their 1000 dollars or more…they’d try to sue me and I don’t need that kind of drama since life has already sued me and taken me for all I’ve got…so now I have my bikini pictures in video with some asshole trying to sound like TMZ, something I hate more than most things, cuz the irritating get under my skin and makes me want to do crazy things, like find the asshole with this voice and rip his throat out, or welcome these suicidal thoughts with open arms…”hello old friend, yes, let me come with you to avoid the fact that assholes like this exist”….kinda thing….. Yes I know these pics are from the other day, I do this thing all day asshole…I just wasn’t allowed to post them….

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Kim Kardashian’s Tight Dress of the Day

Posted on September 15, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I hate on Kim Kardashian for being fat all the time, only because she’s got a dumpy body and she’s all smoke and mirrors. I bring up the fact that she’s a pornstar because of her sex tape that launched her career, only because the general public eat up her bullshit, like she eats up cake at the all you can eat dessert cart, or even as much as she eats up all that black man urine, and I like to remind everyone of the truth…the inspired by Paris Hilton to be the next Paris Hilton truth, that has made her 100 million dollars or more….doing this hustle…when really she should be in the back VIP Room, hip hop dancing, snorting lines off black hip hop cock…living off her trust fun, not providing for the other trust fund trash….but the truth is that Kim Kardashian has made me over 1000 dollars…which is like a million dollars to the average guy by comparisson….so she has provided for me too and for that I got no choice but to love her and apprecaite her body of work…even if I don’t really appreciate her body…or her work….who cares…

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