Image via Splash Donald Trump Once Commented On “First Rate Pu**y” In Interview While Matt Lauer’s soul is still burning in the aftermath of his removal from TODAY due to sexual misconduct. Let us not forget that the President of the United States is a class-A creep. According to DailyMail , Donald Trump reportedly told Maximum Golf magazine writer Michael Corcoran that “there is nothing in the world like first-rate p**sy” back in 2000. The comment was made in regards to a “young socialite” who Trump spotted at his Mar-A-Lago resort. For whatever reason, the quote was not allowed to be included in the piece. Editor Joe Bargmann was told to change the quote and refused according to The Daily Beast . ‘I was asked to change the last word of the story from ‘p**sy.’ When I refused, my top editor changed the quote,’ Sounds like someone was really trying to cape up and save Donald Trump from looking like a creep that we all know he is with the release of the infamous “Access Hollywood” tape.
F resh off of Small Business Saturday, Cyber Monday provides the latest chance to support Black-owned companies offering online discounts and sales during the holiday season. Not only is it an opportunity to grab some good deals as gifting becomes increasingly urgent in the next few weeks, it’s also the perfect time to support Black businesses that could use all the help they can get to stay afloat. “Nationwide there are more than 2.6 million black-owned businesses,” Black business owner Antwon Davis told NBC News . “But eight out of 10 fail within the first year and a half because of a lack of exposure, a lack of capital, and a lack of business acumen.” THIS is how we strengthen the Black Community!! THIS is how we start to build and think for ourselves!! Support a #BlackOwnedBusiness today! : https://t.co/j84dp2p6jI pic.twitter.com/nnranxIJvF — Pyramid Books (@Pyramidbooks) November 18, 2017 RELATED: Will Black People Rescue The Holiday Shopping Season? Buying Black has also become somewhat of a rallying call for African-Americans after the polarizing campaign and election of Donald Trump widened the racial divide in America last year. That fact led to at least one woman looking to avoid major retailers this year in favor of spending her money with Black-owned businesses. “We have to keep these dollars in our community just a little bit longer,’’ Black Florida consumer Candy Lowe told USA Today . “If we can … we’ll see an economic improvement. If we see more businesses getting support, it won’t be so frightening to be a business owner.’’ What better time than the present to start putting into practice what Lowe has proposed? Get BEADED, ALL custom handmade waist beads are on sale for $15 or less! Twit&insta: @DippedNDivinity #SmallBusinessSaturday #BlackOwnedBusiness pic.twitter.com/nlTLzrqm8T — Butter (@tyleerandco) November 26, 2017 The Black Business News Blog listed 25 Black-owned businesses offering up their wares for sale, including everything from desserts and snacks to drinks to cosmetics to clothing and more. The Black Girl With Long Hair website also listed more than 40 other Black companies that focus on cosmetics and fashion. Get you a beard oil that is natural and refreshing! Moisturize dry flaking skin & soften even the most finicky hair #BeardTwitter #BlackOwnedBusiness #etsyshop #etsy pic.twitter.com/kBV2b0nC2k — Ophelia (@MuscovadoSugar) November 13, 2017 Super Selected’s website has also provided a list of products made by 50 Black-owned companies that were offering sales for Cyber Monday. A Twitter hashtag for Black-owned businesses has gone viral, and more Black-owned deals for Cyber Monday, the overall holiday season and for the future can be found by clicking here and here . SEE ALSO: Proposed Legislation Would Garnish Inmates’ Commissary Accounts State Department Cuts Target Top Black Diplomats [ione_media_gallery src=”https://newsone.com” id=”3478918″ overlay=”true”] Happy #HandmadeSunday ! Grab what you need to keep warm this winter with 25% off your entire purchase from #StitchedbyIsake until December 1! Visit my Etsy: https://t.co/gm9GMDyoq1 #HandmadeSunday #Crochet #Handmade #BlackOwned #BlackOwnedBusiness #SmallBusiness #ShopSmall pic.twitter.com/6zsy6460Kq — W'kandn Wonder Woman (@is_she_okay) November 26, 2017
Well, it’s Thanksgiving on Thursday, and some of you may be feeling like you’re walking into the annual dinner table political debate with a depleted arsenal. After all, ISIS hasn’t been defeated in 30 days; Obamacare is still the law of the land; our borders remain wall-less; and our totally emotionally-stable president has declared war on Marshawn Lynch and Lavar Ball. But don’t worry, you can always divert attention away from the issues by focusing on the fact that … college kids are getting drunk! Yes, Malia Obama (or Obummer , if you’re so inclined! Derp !) is a student at Harvard now, which means that instead of engaging in activities that are appropriate for presidential offspring (colluding with foreign dictators, slaughtering elephants for fun, etc.), she’s busy hitting the books. But while Malia’s more studious than, say, Eric Trump, who we hear isn’t allowed to use paste without supervision, she’s still a 19-year-old girl, so it’s no surprise that she likes to occasionally cut loose. Sadly, instead of enjoying wholesome activities like sliding into the Kremlin’s DMs or cramming a tusk into her carry-on, Malia is drinking, hooking up with dudes, and yes … puffing on the devil’s lettuce. In short, Malia has been “partying,” and for some reason, that’s being treated as news. According to TMZ, Malia was spotted making out with some guy while tailgating before this weekend’s Harvard-Yale football game. Other reports are taking things a step further, with claims that Malia acted “pretty drunk” at the game. One witness even claims she was spotted smoking weed outside a pizza place prior to the big game, which is literally the most college thing we’ve ever heard. As folks who creepily fixate on the private lives of teenage girls can tell you, this isn’t the first time that Malia’s been spotted–in the words of one witness–“living her best life.” Over the summer, Malia went to Lollapalooza , where she puffed on some jazz cabbage and danced with her friends, like she was some sort of college kid at a music festival or something. So there you have it, folks. Come Thursday, when your sicko lib-cuck nephew is asking you to pass the tofurkey, you can inform him that he supports the party of degeneracy. Of course, it’s possible you’ll have choked to death on your Stove Top by then, what with having been forced to suffer the sight of kneeling football players and grimace your way through pre-meal prayers that don’t end with a rousing chant of “merry Christmas!” Stay strong out there, patriots! View Slideshow: Donald Trump Meets Barack Obama: See the Shocking Pics!
Image via Thomas Peter/Pool/Getty Trump Asks Xi Jinping For Help With LiAngelo Ball And UCLA Teammates We can’t really say definitively that this is a good thing, but we’ll see how it plays out. According to the Washington Post , Donald Trump personally asked Chinese president Xi Jinping to help LiAngelo Ball and his 2 UCLA teammates with their shoplifting case. As we reported, Ball, Cody Riley and Jalen Hill have all been remanded to house arrest until the legal proceedings in their case have concluded…which could take MONTHS . After Trump raised the matter, Xi promised to look into the case and ensure that the players are treated fairly and expeditiously, said a U.S. official who spoke on the condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the situation. Chief of Staff John F. Kelly has been in touch with the families of the players and has spoken with UCLA coach Steve Alford, and Kelly remains in contact with Chinese authorities, the official added. This official indicated that charges against the players have been reduced and that the case is proceeding toward a resolution. This SOUNDS good in theory, but Trump could f**k up the whole thing with one headazz tweet insulting the Chinese people. He’s just not the guy we feel comfortable relying on for assistance in situations like this. Moreover, let’s say Trump is able to help the boys come home soon, does that mean the Ball family has to kiss his cantaloupe-colored azz for the foreseeable future? Will Lavar start wearing #MAGA hats?? Are y’all still gonna cheer for Big Baller Brand’s success if he does??? We’ll answer all these questions and more on the next episode…
Image via Thomas Peter/Pool/Getty Trump Asks Xi Jinping For Help With LiAngelo Ball And UCLA Teammates We can’t really say definitively that this is a good thing, but we’ll see how it plays out. According to the Washington Post , Donald Trump personally asked Chinese president Xi Jinping to help LiAngelo Ball and his 2 UCLA teammates with their shoplifting case. As we reported, Ball, Cody Riley and Jalen Hill have all been remanded to house arrest until the legal proceedings in their case have concluded…which could take MONTHS . After Trump raised the matter, Xi promised to look into the case and ensure that the players are treated fairly and expeditiously, said a U.S. official who spoke on the condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the situation. Chief of Staff John F. Kelly has been in touch with the families of the players and has spoken with UCLA coach Steve Alford, and Kelly remains in contact with Chinese authorities, the official added. This official indicated that charges against the players have been reduced and that the case is proceeding toward a resolution. This SOUNDS good in theory, but Trump could f**k up the whole thing with one headazz tweet insulting the Chinese people. He’s just not the guy we feel comfortable relying on for assistance in situations like this. Moreover, let’s say Trump is able to help the boys come home soon, does that mean the Ball family has to kiss his cantaloupe-colored azz for the foreseeable future? Will Lavar start wearing #MAGA hats?? Are y’all still gonna cheer for Big Baller Brand’s success if he does??? We’ll answer all these questions and more on the next episode…
SplashNews Kellyanne Conway Says Liberal Finger Pointers Make Her Happy To Have Trump In White House Following Mass Shootings The cabinet of crazies continues to outdo themselves. After this weekend’s mass shooting claimed the lives of 26 innocent people , we saw a lot of public outrage, especially on social media. Innocent people go to church on Sunday to honor their God, and while doing so, get shot in killed. What country? America. Why? Republicans. — Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) November 5, 2017 Chelsea Handler was especially vocal, blaming Republicans for their failure to put more effective gun control measures in place. I don't know how these poor people are supposed to accept that their government watches these mass shootings and does nothing. It's so sick. — Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) November 6, 2017 But Donald Trump’s favorite butt wiper was too enthralled with siding with the Chief Cheetoh to realize she sounds like a hollowheaded ho bag when she says stuff like “I’m so happy” after a MASS SHOOTING To be fair, she was saying she’s happy that Trump doesn’t blame guns or how easy it is for crazy people to find guns to kill people, but instead just blames crazy people and liberals who are “too lazy” to help (because liberals can pass gun control legislature and fund mental healthcare without the help of Republicans riiiiiight)… SMH.
SplashNews Kellyanne Conway Says Liberal Finger Pointers Make Her Happy To Have Trump In White House Following Mass Shootings The cabinet of crazies continues to outdo themselves. After this weekend’s mass shooting claimed the lives of 26 innocent people , we saw a lot of public outrage, especially on social media. Innocent people go to church on Sunday to honor their God, and while doing so, get shot in killed. What country? America. Why? Republicans. — Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) November 5, 2017 Chelsea Handler was especially vocal, blaming Republicans for their failure to put more effective gun control measures in place. I don't know how these poor people are supposed to accept that their government watches these mass shootings and does nothing. It's so sick. — Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) November 6, 2017 But Donald Trump’s favorite butt wiper was too enthralled with siding with the Chief Cheetoh to realize she sounds like a hollowheaded ho bag when she says stuff like “I’m so happy” after a MASS SHOOTING To be fair, she was saying she’s happy that Trump doesn’t blame guns or how easy it is for crazy people to find guns to kill people, but instead just blames crazy people and liberals who are “too lazy” to help (because liberals can pass gun control legislature and fund mental healthcare without the help of Republicans riiiiiight)… SMH.
Another mass shooting has taken place in the United States. Around 11:30 a.m. on Sunday in Sutherland Springs, Texas, a man dressed in all black clothing entered First Baptist Church and opened fire. (The suspect has been identified as a 26-year old local named Devin Patrick Kelly.) He's believed to have killed at least 26 people, including someone as young as five years old, while injuring dozens more. In light of this tragedy, here's a look at what various celebrities have said on social media… 1. Donald Trump May God be w/ the people of Sutherland Springs, Texas. The FBI & law enforcement are on the scene. I am monitoring the situation from Japan. 2. Chelsea Clinton No one should have to worry about loved ones in a house of worship, a nightclub, a school or at a concert. #SutherlandSprings you’re in my [heart]. 3. Camilla Belle My heart goes out to the victims and their loved ones. This is horrifying. Church is supposed to be a safe place … 4. Josh Gad Another day. Another mass shooting. Will it ever end? Heartbroken for all those affected. #Texas 5. Billy Eichner Where’s the next mass shooting gonna be? Any guesses? Should we try to do anything we can to prevent it? No? Ok cool. Good luck out there! 6. Lady Gaga Prayers for #SanAntonio and all the families who are suffering the loss of loved ones. I’ll pray also for #GunControl View Slideshow
Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images Twitter Employee Deletes Trump’s Account The world was a better place for about 11 minutes late this evening, as Donald Trump’s Twitter page was mysteriously and miraculously deleted . @realDonaldTrump and all the BS tweets therein was shut down shortly before 7 PM eastern time, leaving many to wonder what was up. Had Trump finally gotten the memo that the PRESIDENT needs to be handling business, not typing out misspelled rants on his feelings most of the day? Was Twitter just OVER all the rhetoric? But as it turned out, a Twitter employee did the USA a favor on his or her way out the door on the last day of work: Earlier today @realdonaldtrump ’s account was inadvertently deactivated due to human error by a Twitter employee. The account was down for 11 minutes, and has since been restored. We are continuing to investigate and are taking steps to prevent this from happening again. — Twitter Government (@TwitterGov) November 3, 2017 Through our investigation we have learned that this was done by a Twitter customer support employee who did this on the employee’s last day. We are conducting a full internal review. https://t.co/mlarOgiaRF — Twitter Government (@TwitterGov) November 3, 2017 Hey, you already don’t work there anymore…not like they can re-hire you just to fire you. Guess we have this employee to thank for 11 minutes of peace on our timelines. Getty
