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Tiny Trump: Internet Cuts President Down to Size!

It can be hard to find a silver lining in the ominous black cloud that is Donald Trump's first four weeks in office. Sure, the Donald's first solo press conference was amusing in a terrifying way, and we'll never get sick of Melissa McCarthy's Sean Spicer impression . (Unless SNL decides to run that bit into the ground. Which it almost certainly will.) But we need a way to poke fun at Trump's rampant insecurities that doesn't also remind us he's one of the most powerful humans on the planet and we're all in serious danger. Enter Tiny Trump: a Photoshop game that started on Reddit and made its way into our hearts. Finally, Donnie's appearance matches his temperament. And the best part is, it's impossible to be scared of a knee-high toddler  – even when that toddler is rocking a spray tan that brings to mind a nuclear event: 1. Tiny Trump, Big Obama A historic meeting of the minds. Note: Minds pictured are actual size. 2. Tiny Trump Selfie! Just because he’s little doesn’t mean he should be left out of your selfies. 3. Tiny Trump With Melania Something tells us she’s been thinking of him as Tiny Trump for years… 4. Tiny Trump, Big Golf Course When Tiny Trump is involved, it’s always mini golf. 5. Vlad the Carresser Who knew Big Bad Vlad could be so gentle? Maybe we SHOULD make friends with Russia! 6. Tiny Trump, Tall Ivanka “Why must she always wear heels around me?” – Lil T View Slideshow

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Catsh*t Cheeto: Donald Trump’s Craziest Moments From His Zany Press Conference

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Ivanka Trump Sits at Oval Office Desk, Twitter Loses Its Mind

So at this point, it's very single day that Donald Trump, his administration, and/or his family do something awful, right? He's only been president for a few weeks now, but it feels like a few eternities, at least. For the latest act of absurdity, Ivanka Trump has shared a picture of herself sitting at the desk in the Oval Office while her father and Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau stand beside her. “A great discussion with two world leaders about the importance of women having a seat at the table!” — that's what she actually wrote for the caption. Ivanka isn't an elected official, and she doesn't even have an official title on Trump's staff. But yeah, sure, she's in on meetings with other leaders and can sit at that desk. Why not, right? But we don't need to tell you why that is ridiculous. Because Twitter as a whole came together to break it down for us all. 1. The Offending Photo Try not to roll your eyes too hard, we’ve still got a lot of stuff to get through and you need to be here for it. 2. The Cold, Hard Truth I mean, this person’s not wrong. 3. #FactsOnly For real though, why was she even there? 4. Stay Home, Ivanka Doesn’t she have a job? A life? Literally anything else to do? 5. Solid Nordstroms Burn Ha ha, get it, because no one wants her stupid fashion line and her father and his staff has been trying to sell it? 6. Also True Hey, when you’re right, you’re right. View Slideshow

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Ivanka Trump Sits at Oval Office Desk, Twitter Loses Its Mind

Ivanka Trump Sits at Oval Office Desk, Twitter Loses Its Mind

So at this point, it's very single day that Donald Trump, his administration, and/or his family do something awful, right? He's only been president for a few weeks now, but it feels like a few eternities, at least. For the latest act of absurdity, Ivanka Trump has shared a picture of herself sitting at the desk in the Oval Office while her father and Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau stand beside her. “A great discussion with two world leaders about the importance of women having a seat at the table!” — that's what she actually wrote for the caption. Ivanka isn't an elected official, and she doesn't even have an official title on Trump's staff. But yeah, sure, she's in on meetings with other leaders and can sit at that desk. Why not, right? But we don't need to tell you why that is ridiculous. Because Twitter as a whole came together to break it down for us all. 1. The Offending Photo Try not to roll your eyes too hard, we’ve still got a lot of stuff to get through and you need to be here for it. 2. The Cold, Hard Truth I mean, this person’s not wrong. 3. #FactsOnly For real though, why was she even there? 4. Stay Home, Ivanka Doesn’t she have a job? A life? Literally anything else to do? 5. Solid Nordstroms Burn Ha ha, get it, because no one wants her stupid fashion line and her father and his staff has been trying to sell it? 6. Also True Hey, when you’re right, you’re right. View Slideshow

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Kendall Jenner: I Shun My Family on the Runway!

Kendall Jenner was a guest on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon last night. Prior to joining the host for a game of Charades, the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star sat down for an interview with the host, in which they discussed Donald Trump's immigration ban, the future of the Supreme Court and the challenges of climate change. Just kidding. Jenner and Fallon mostly talked about fashion and Kendall's life as a model. “It’s really, really fun,” she said of being involved i New York Fashion Week, which is taking place as we type. Added Kendall: “I forgot how fun it is. You work all day, and then people say, ‘let’s go out.’ There’s no sleeping.” Fallon then congratulated the young star on achieving her dreams of becoming a model, to which Kendall replied: “I can thank my parents for that. It really is a dream come true. It’s really awesome, the last three years have been awesome.” But what does Kendall do when she sees Kris Jenner in the front row of a fashion show? Or Kim Kardashian ? Or Kylie Jenner? Does she give them a subtle shout-out while she models a new design? Not quite. “I never look at the audience, ever,” she told Fallon, explaining: “If I do, it’ll mess me up. It’s kind of like being on stage I guess, if you’re a theater actor, if you look at something to take you out of your zone. “Kylie, sometimes, if she’s at a show, her and my mom usually, I can hear them screaming. I can never look at them.” Watch Kendall go into more depth about her career with Fallon below:

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Donald Trump Impeachment Odds: What Are the Chances of the President Getting Fired?

You’re fired. It was Donald Trump’s catchphrase during his tenure as host of NBC’s The Apprentice and The Celebrity Apprentice. It’s a phrase no one wants to hear, filled as it is with the dread of an irate authority figure and terminated employment, and yet it helped endear Trump to an American public that had all but forgotten about him when his first reality series premiered in 2004. Now, millions are aching to repeat those words back to the unlikely 45th President of the United States. From the time of his stunning election, there’s been talk of the possibility that Trump might not last a full term in office . In the wake of news that his administration may have been colluding with Russia for much of the past year and the resignation of top national security adviser General Michael Flynn, it seems more likely than ever that Trump will face a full investigation sometime in the near future. Bad news for America, but potentially good news for gamblers who are bored with playing the ponies and betting on point spreads. As they do with pretty much everything else, from the length of the national anthem at the Super Bowl to the likelihood that Jennifer Lawrence will fall down at an awards show, oddsmakers are calculating the chances of a Trump impeachment. And these days they’re liking the president’s chances of getting the boot. The odds of a Trump impeachment in 2017 are currently sitting at 4/1. If he makes it through his first year in the White House, however, it seems the likelihood that Trump will last a full four years will jump considerably. The odds of a Trump’s impeachment in 2018 are currently at 9/1. In 2019, they’re 16/1 in 2019 and they’re at a whopping 20/1 in the year 2020. So if you have an inkling that Trump will get tossed three years from now, you may want to put some dollars down on it. Not surprisingly, oddsmakers are deeming it less likely that the president will voluntarily step down. The “no” prop bet on Trump resigning is currently at 4/11. The “yes” is a 15/8. Of course, anyone familiar with Trump’s ego knows that all the sh-t would have to hit all the fans simultaneously for Trump to admit defeat and surrender the White House. But hey, these are exciting times in the worst possible way, and anything is possible! So get your bets in now, before we’re all wagering in rubles! Wish us luck, rest of the world! View Slideshow: Donald Trump Becomes President: Celebrities React!

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Diarrhea In the Tub and Other Videos of the Day

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Matt Lauer to Kellyanne Conway: WTH Are You Talking About?

Late Monday night, General Michael Flynn resigned his post as National Security Advisor after reports confirmed that he had been in touch with Russian officials during the Donald Trump administration's transition to the Oval Office. He told these officials that President Trump would likely lift the sanctions imposed on Russia by Barack Obama… … and then he lied to Vice President Mike Pence (among others) about these discussions. As part of The Washington Post story that broke this troubling news, we learned that the Justice Department warned President Trump's administration last month that Flynn misled Pence about his conversation with the Russian ambassador to the United States. The Justice Department therefore concluded, in its briefing of President Trump, that Flynn could be susceptible to blackmail by Russia. And yet Trump did not fire Flynn. The General resigned mere hours after advisor Kellyanne Conway told reporters that he had the “full confidence” of the President. Yes, the same President who was aware that Flynn had spoken to Russia and presumably lied about this contact to the Vice President a few weeks ago. So… either Flynn never lied and the administration was aware all along of Flynn's traitorous actions. Or Flynn did lie, did talk to Russia illegally and Trump knew all about it – and didn't care. There are no other alternatives here. Conway suggested that Flynn's resignation was his own decision even though the administration knew a month ago that he misled them. “You’re saying that's the straw that broke the camel’s back, but the White House knew about that last month when the Justice Department warned the White House that [Flynn] had not been completely honest,” Lauer said, adding: “Kellyanne, that makes no sense! “Last month the Justice Department warned the White House that General Flynn had misled them! And that as a result he was vulnerable to blackmail and at that moment he still had the complete trust of the president?” It's an amazing exchange, and a very awkward exchange.  Watch every second of it below:

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DJ Says He’ll Apologize To Waka Flocka Flame For Racist Slur…Under One Condition

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TMZ reports that Bob Romanik is willing to stop calling Waka the N-word if he makes a big change in his lyrics.

DJ Says He’ll Apologize To Waka Flocka Flame For Racist Slur…Under One Condition

2Rich4U: Funniest Memes From The Star-Studded #RocNationBrunch

Hilarious #RocNationBrunch Memes Roc Nation’s annual pre-Grammys brunch is always a star-studded affair bursting with Black excellence, opulent bag talk and zillions in combined wealth that never fails to inspire updated life goals across the internet. Hit the flip for the funniest memes from the star-studded #RocNationBrunch.

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