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If you’re a longtime Teen Mom 2 viewer, then you’re probably aware that Jenelle Evans has a tendency to take on the interests and characteristics of her various “soulmates.” In the case of David Eason, this means pulling a reverse- Beverly Hillbillies and moving to the country to pretend that she’s not rich. But even for well-heeled folks who don’t have to hold down actual jobs, living off the land (or, in Jenelle’s case, the Laaaaaand!) presents its share of challenges. And it seems that Jenelle is learning the hard way nature can be rather unforgiving — even to famous reality stars. Throughout the eighth season of TM2 Jenelle’s sinking house provided one of the most bizarre storylines in the show’s history. Naturally, most fans assumed Evans and Eason would get the situation under control, as they have a ton of money, nothing but time on their hands, and a whole bunch of kids and animals to take care of. But Evans took to Facebook today to reveal that her beloved Land has officially finished the process of devouring her house whole. “WTF, sinkholes are such a-holes, dude!” an irate Evans began her post. She went on to reveal that her house has completely disappeared into the Earth, and the entire Evans-Eason clan is now holed up in the one-room structure that had previously served as Jenelle’s “she shed.” “Now the kids are sleeping on the floor,” Jenelle wrote, “and I have to go into the woods just to do dru … um, to do drawings. Yeah, I’ve taken up art to help me cope. Stop judging me! God!” Surprisingly, Jenelle says the worst part of the situation is not the disappearance of her home, but rather the loss of the sizable arsenal stored within. As you may already know, David loves his guns — so much so that he boasts of never stepping outside without one or more weapons on his hip. And it seems that without his many sidearms, Eason has become terrified of the world around him. “You know how scared you have to be to carry multiple guns on your own property?” Jenelle asked fans. “Like, David won’t even leave the shed because he’s afraid he’ll get swarmed by a pack of non-binary, immigrant animal rights activists.” Jenelle says she has no immediate plans to rebuild her home, but she is seeking compensation through legal action. “I’m suing God, dude,” she wrote in her lengthy status update. “I feel like this was a total D-bag move on His part, and he’s probably freakin’ loaded, so we’re hoping he’ll just settle out of court.” Obviously, this whole story is ridiculous even by Jenelle Evans standards. Which is why you probably figured out by now that it’s just a little April Fools’ joke from your friends at THG. C’mon! Were you not entertained?! View Slideshow: David Eason Threatens to Murder Jenelle Evans’ Ex on Twitter: Will He Finally Go to Jail?

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Jenelle Evans Reveals Family Home Has Disappeared Into Sinkhole: We’re All Living in My She-Shed, Dude!