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Ashley Greene in a Solid Publicity Stunt of the Day

From Twilight to movies with Miley Cyrus to the Jonas Brothers, this twat knows what to attach herself to to get buzz, just go for the two biggest and overhyped things 15 year old girls are masturbating to, because that way she doesn’t have to get naked for anyone but Joe Jonas, provided he’s not gay and just frotning’ to get press too….So that she can continue to be boring as fuck as she walks around fully clothed not giving me boners, even when her vagina is eager as it tries to eat her thick denim jeans… I hate this bitch, she fucking sucks and I hate you and all your 15 year old friends and family who make her think she’s got staying power…puttin her in this lazy, stagnant, plateau of boring… This is some serious fake love…let’s just hope the end comes up faster than she realizes, leaving her with roles that require her naked, cuz I’m ready for her to redeem herself with nudity, trying to get back to where she once was….cuz wherever she’s at now makes me wanna take a nap…

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Australia Next Top Model Fail of the Day

This is hysterical….not sure when it hit, but I saw this today and laughed cuz it proves that models really are as fucking dumb as you’d expect…this seriously just kills me….especially when the winner, who was actually the loser, comforts the host…wow….what an amazing disaster….

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Australia Next Top Model Fail of the Day

Miley Cyrus in Some Bloomers of the Day

Here’s Miley Cyrus wearing some bloomer style underwear you’d expect to see on hookers in saloon’s in the 1800 Gold Rush era as shorts…..which I guess is kinda fitting because Miley is also a little whore before her time…if that makes sense, which I doubt it does… She milks this teenage into sex thing like Taylor Momsen, a lot better than she probably milks cock at the high school dance, but that’s just because she lost her youth as it was sold for a lot of fucking money, so she doesn’t get to go to high school dances like normal kids, but there’s apparently an endless supply of cock willing to “throat fuck” in the Disney executive lounge… I don’t know what’s gonna happen when she turns 18, but for now, she’s everything you perverts want in a woman…and that’s that she’s underage…cuz society took that right away from you and makes you a sex offender for wanting it…making her the forbidden fruit..like these underage celebs porno to you…and the whole thing is weird if you break it down…so why bother…it’s easier to just look at her cuz she’s a public figure and it’s less creepy than volunteering at a local High School and I don’t mind participating in this sexed up teen celeb shit, but that’s just cuz I need the traffic…. See I am in Canada and I can legally date a 17 year old, but I don’t know why anyone in their right mind would ever want that….but I won’t get into that… Here’s Miley’s Newest Song Leaked Today To Hype her Up and Give you a Soundtrack for your Masturbation….I just can’t get over how this garbage music that is clearly garbage music makes money….it scares me.

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