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Cheryl Tweedy’s Hot Rubber Leggings

I’m no fashion expert so I can’t tell if hottie Cheryl Tweedy’s leggings are made of rubber, latex or leather and I don’t really give a crap. She’s just too f@#king hot and I love it. This woman is absolutely perfect in my eyes, except for the douche husband of course, but physically… Perfect. Even after or before a long flight, who knows, she still looks like a superstar. I want to impregnate her with my seed, then she’d be stuck with me for the rest of my life. Awesome.

Joe Francis Crowned Douche of the Decade, Disputes Rape Assertion By Gawker

Joe Francis has been named the Douche of the Decade by a prominent celebrity gossip site. He’s cool with that – but not about Gawker calling him a rapist. The Girls Gone Wild kingpin is vowing to sue the site for $10 million after it referred to him as “a rapist” while crowning him the winner of its recent poll.

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Avril Lavigne At The Beach With A New Douche

Apparently it didn’t take long for Avril Lavigne to move on to some other douche after her marriage to that dude from the boy band completely fell apart. Here she is walking romantically on the beach somewhere with new guy. I don’t really care that she’s already found someone else, I just wish she would have given us a few bikini pictures first.

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Stephanie Pratt Needs A New Identity

I kinda think Stephanie Pratt is pretty hot, but she’s never going to get anywhere in life as long as she’s associated with her douche stain of a brother. She really needs to reinvent herself. Can’t she divorce her family somehow?

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Leona Lewis Ruins A See Through Moment

I’m really beginning to get sick of this garbage.

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Vanessa Minnillo Bikini Pictures

I don’t know if anyone cares about Vanessa Minnillo anymore, I think that’s largely due to the fact she is dating the douche from 98 Degrees. If that doesn’t ruin a young woman’s career I don’t know what will?

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David Letterman: What’s with This Douche Thing?

Sure, he’s curmudgeonly and crotchety.

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David Letterman: What’s with This Douche Thing?

Heidi Montag: Sexy Streetwalker Part 2

The fall has been pretty good so far, we haven’t seen much of Heidi Montag , until now.

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Heidi Montag Promotes Her Uselessness

Here’s Macaulay Culkin Heidi Montag out promoting her lame Playboy spread the other day, I wanted to crop out as much of the douche as possible but the f@#ker is good he knows to stay close to his meal ticket. At least she gives us some good ass shots but it’s sad that she’s showing more tit in this dress than she did in any of her boring Playboy pictures. Big fake tits should be shared with the world not hidden away like they’re made of gold

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