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Paris Hilton’s Weird Holiday Swimsuit

Apparently Paris Hilton is vacationing in Hawaii while the rest of us freeze our balls, it’s nice to be rich and famous, here she is hanging out in her weird swimsuit on the beach with her douche. It looks like it’s missing a few pieces, not that I care, the more skin the better. I think I can see a little underboob which is always nice, but I would have preferred a bikini. And what happened to the massive cleavage she was rocking the other day? Her on again off again magical boobies seem to have vanished once again. So sad.

Paris Hilton’s Weird Holiday Swimsuit

Apparently Paris Hilton is vacationing in Hawaii while the rest of us freeze our balls, it’s nice to be rich and famous, here she is hanging out in her weird swimsuit on the beach with her douche. It looks like it’s missing a few pieces, not that I care, the more skin the better. I think I can see a little underboob which is always nice, but I would have preferred a bikini. And what happened to the massive cleavage she was rocking the other day? Her on again off again magical boobies seem to have vanished once again. So sad.

Jasmine Waltz Bikini Pictures

I haven’t been really keeping up to date with my ‘Actors who used to be on that show Friends ‘ gossip, so I wasn’t all that familiar with this Jasmine Waltz hottie, but she looks pretty awesome in a bikini so who cares. Apparently she’s some chick who threw a wrench in Courtney Cox’s marriage by making her douche husband David Arquette feel ‘manly’. I have to say that she’s making me feel pretty ‘manly’ right now…. Maybe a little too ‘manly’ for a Starbucks . I better get out of hear.

Kanye West Is Singing About Himself In ‘Runaway,’ Fans Say

MTV News asks Jay-Z and Eminem fans at Yankee Stadium what they thought of ‘Ye’s VMA performance. By Mawuse Ziegbe Kanye West performs during the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards Photo: Kevin Winter/Getty Images NEW YORK — Kanye West drops some choice insults in his latest song, which he debuted at Sunday’s MTV Video Music Awards . “I always find, yeah, I always find something wrong/ You been putting up with my sh– just way too long/ I’m so gifted at finding what I don’t like the most/ So I think it’s time for us to have a toast,” ‘Ye rhymes in “Runaway.” “Let’s have a toast for the douche bags!/ Let’s have a toast for the a–holes!/ Let’s have a toast for the scumbags!” The chorus has nods to an array of “bags,” however, fans believe the MC is, in a very un-hip-hop move, taking swipes at himself. MTV News caught up with a bunch of hip-hop heads at Jay-Z and Eminem’s Home and Home Tour stop at Yankee Stadium on Monday night (September 13), and many felt that Jigga’s “little brother” was using the track to air out his insecurities. “That was a funny song,” Steve Bananti said. “I liked the song a lot. It was good. I feel like he was making fun of himself.” Jamal Hairston said Yeezy’s lyrics reference “the stuff that he does” including the Taylor Swift 2009 VMA controversy . “I don’t think he was trying to insult [Swift]. I think it was self-deprecating. He was maybe talking about himself,” Hairston said, adding that the track is “a toast for the people who mess up.” “[He’s] trying to find some redemption, maybe.” Brian Bennett, who didn’t like the track, said ‘Ye was simply dropping insults for shock value. “I just thought that he was trying to get the crowd going crazy because he said the word ‘douche bag,’ ” he said. “I just feel like he was trying to get the crowd stirred.” Todd Read said he wasn’t feeling the track at first but might get into it after a few listens. “I’m a big Kanye fan but … I gotta hear the track un-performed. Maybe I’ll like it then. His music grows on me like that,” he said. Read, however, did enjoy West’s performance: “I liked to see him playing with the MPC and everything. I see he’s bringing it back to the real hip-hop roots, so I appreciated that.” Christian Contreras agreed that ‘Ye’s VMA set, which was low on props but big on impact, was another singular moment from the Chicago superstar. “I actually liked the song. I [liked] the whole performance; it was different. It’s definitely something that I wasn’t expecting, but Kanye always comes out of left field with everything,” he said. “The little toast to the douche bags, it’s cool.” Contreras speculated that ‘Ye’s track was not merely about how he feels, but rather how he’s been perceived by the media and fans alike. “All those names that he said — douche bag, a–hole, all that stuff — people have actually made that connection with him,” he observed. “I’m sure he got those names called to him a couple times. Maybe it was a little stab to the industry, talking about himself and how he’s changed.” What do you think Kanye West’s new song is about? Let us know in the comments! The Moonmen have all been handed out and the stars have gone home, but there’s plenty of MTV Video Music Awards news, interviews, behind-the-scenes scoop, party reports and more still to come, so keep it locked on MTVNews.com. Related Videos VMA 2010: Performances VMA 2010: Most Talked About Moments Related Photos VMA 2010: Performers Related Artists Kanye West

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Another Police Abuse Video

Another child beaten, because the douche patrol don't know how to “protect and serve”.. I'm looking for more information on the video… will post, once i have more… added by: KSirys

Matthew Morrison’s Hair Gets a Stay of Execution

Remember that rumor that Matthew Morrison might shave his head for Glee’s Britney Spears episode? Well, shame on you, because the mere fact that you knew about it means that now it won’t happen. “I guess they’re deciding not to do it now because it was kind of supposed to be like the surprise, you know,” costar Heather Morris told Access Hollywood . “Then [executive producer] Ryan [Murphy] got wind that everybody found out and he was like, ‘I don’t think we can do it anymore because now it’s out.'” [ Access Hollywood ]

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Dylan McDermott Lights Up the Screen as Incredible Douche

Oh My God Alessandra Ambrosio Is Hot

As if the men in the world weren’t already jealous enough of supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio’s asshole boyfriend for getting to wake up next to her naked body every morning, here he is feeding her a frikin’ ice cream cone. Come on dude, give us a break. Obviously I cropped the douche out just for spite, but I know he’s there having dirty thoughts while he watches all of this unfold. I hate that guy!

Heidi Montag’s Plastic Face Pretends To Be Sad

Here’s Heidi Montag and her new fake boobies trying to look very sad in some staged photos, her plastic face can’t seem to show much emotion, after revealing that she and her douche husband are pretending to end their marriage. These retards are clearly desperate for attention if they’ve resorted to this kind of publicity stunt. Morons. Just make a sex tape and get it over with. I will be more than happy to direct, produce and star in it with Heidi. Her husband can help build the set, I want it to look like the inside of a submarine so that I can say something like “Up Periscope”. Hot.

Emanuelle Chriqui’s Breasts Hit The Town

I haven’t had pictures of Emmanuelle Chriqui on the site in quite a while, mostly because I haven’t seen any decent pictures of her since she posed nude for that magazine, until now that is. Here she is taking her sweet little body out for some shopping the other day. Hot. She’s actually wearing a pretty see through top, not that you can really tell, she’s got her girls pretty well covered up. Lame. And lose the douche hat. more pictures of Emanuelle Chiriqui here