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Jessica Alba Is One Hot Little Focker

Posted on December 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Jessica Alba Is One Hot Little Focker

Here’s Jessica Alba at the Little Fockers premiere last night looking hotter than hell and not only that, but classy all at the same time. That’s very rare, like a prostitute you can bring to a fancy restaurant for a work function to make all your co-workers think that you can actually somehow land a hottie who’s willing to spent time with you in front of all your douchebag work friends…. And then she’ll let you urinate on her later. If you’re into that kind of thing. more pictures of Jessica Alba here

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Karissa Shannon Assumes The Position

Posted on August 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t have a clue what the hell is going on here, and I don’t give a crap because Playboy chick Karissa Shannon is on all fours with her ass in the air. Are you seeing this? I’m talking to the douchebag sitting next to her who seems to be too enthralled with his issue of Fortune magazine to even notice what’s happening right next to him. Wake up guy! Slap it or pour some baby oil on it…. Something. I’ve got to get a copy of that magazine to see what the hell is so fascinating, it better be filled with picture of Karissa nude.

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Paulina Rubio Preggo Bikini Pictures

Posted on May 27, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what’s happened to Paulina Rubio’s tight little body, actually that’s not true, I know exactly what happened to it, some dude got his greasy fingers all over it and knocked it up with his douchebag seed. Thanks asshole. Way to ruin a sweet little bikini body for the rest of us. Anyhow, here she is on the beach the other day looking a lot like well, I probably would in a bikini after a few dozen beers and a couple of corn dogs. Delicious.

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Hailey Glassman Posts Alleged Jon Gosselin Penis Photo on Twitter

Posted on March 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Whatever Jon Gosselin did to Hailey Glassman, it must have been really, really bad. Because most breakups don’t end in penises being posted on Twitter. Having already remarked via the social networking site that Jon has a small package , Hails took her anti-Jon crusade to a new level with today’s Tweets. We can’t say for sure that the photo Hailey Glassman posted is really Jon Gosselin’s penis, but THG research has concluded that two things are certain: She definitely posted a picture of someone ‘s penis. It is not large. Gross. In addition to the message linking to the picture allegedly of Jon’s (lack of) manhood, Hailey continued her tirade against her former lover with these gems: This man has Hurt,Cheated,Lied and stole from EVERYONE including HIS OWN FAMILY! He’s single-handedly ruined+hurt so many women/lives This is Karma. FYI don’t F*ck with fire if you don’t want to get Burned, and don’t mess with the bull if you don’t want the horns Question to everyone-If you lent ur ex 200,000 due to him manipulating u and using his children to get it from u as ur soft spot Promising to pay it back. Would u walk away from it and let him get away with all your money? I DON”T THINK SO twitterworld! You know what they say: when you lend your ex $200,000 and he uses his children for your soft spot, you must Tweet a shot of his tiny, stubby penis. Whether that’s really Jon’s c*ck, only a few dozen mediocre girls can attest. But regardless, the douchebag has been sufficiently put in his place. Wow.

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Ke$ha to John Mayer: Where’s Your Dick At?

Posted on March 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Give John Mayer credit: he’s no longer insulting homosexuals and African-Americans . Now, take that credit away: the douchebag is still talking and Tweeting like a moron. In his latest attempt to be hip, Mayer left a couple Twitter message for Ke$ha. Referencing her smash single “Tik Tok,” he wrote over the weekend: Dear Ke$ha, you won me over with your tricks and charms and I must tell you I really like your song. Though I must add I tried brushing my teeth with a bottle of Jack and I chipped a tooth on the glass. Where might I remit an invoice? We’ll give you a few moments to stop laughing at this positively hilarious joke… Because Mayer really needs to alienate even more people, he then addressed supposed posers that pretend to hate on Ke$ha: Stop telling your friends you detest the ke$ha song and then dancing to it at home. How about some accountability, people? In response to this talk, Adam Lambert’s recent tonsil hockey partner appeared to call John out. Or something. She Tweeted: dear john mayerrr. Don’t be a little b*tch wit ur chit chat. $how me whur ur dick’s at. That’s unclear. But we do know where Mayer’s foot is at: squarely in his mouth, as always.

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John Mayer: Racist AND Homophobic

Posted on February 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

John Mayer is actually a pretty good guitar player. If only he would focus on that skill instead of opening his mouth in interviews (or at all), we’d be all set. After apologizing for using the n-word and making racially charged statements in a Playboy article, the douchebag may need to say he’s sorry yet again. The Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) is upset, understandably, that the 32-year-old singer used a gay slur, “f*g,” in his remarks. THG NOTE : Whose vocabulary even includes the n-word and the f-word in this day and age – let alone when one is being interviewed by a magazine?! John Mayer, apparently. And very few people are GLAAD. John Mayer was always a douche. Now he’s proving to be much worse . “Just as he indicated in his apology that he meant no offense in his use of the racist slur, we hope his intent behind the F-word was not malicious,” GLAAD wrote. The group continued, “As a public figure with millions of fans, John Mayer should be more cognizant of the impact his casual use of both slurs can have.” Fittingly, Mayer used the slur talking about a kiss with Perez Hilton, who is gay, and who was in hot water last year for hurling that same slur at will.i.am. “I can outgay this guy right now,” Mayer said. “I grabbed him and gave him the dirtiest, tongue-iest kiss I ever put on anybody, almost as if I hated f*gs.” Uhh, whatever you say, John . Might want to keep your publicist on speed dial … and/or go somewhere far, far away and never be heard from again.

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Jon Gosselin Apartment Ransacked; Hailey Glassman to Blame?

Posted on December 27, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jon Gosselin’s apartment in New York City was vandalized on Saturday, and the perpetrator left a note behind with his ex Hailey Glassman’s name on it.

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Hailey Glassman: Jon Gosselin Owes Me Rent!

Posted on December 26, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chalk up another reason for Jon Gosselin to be on suicide watch . He has few friends and no job, is on the hook for five-figure monthly child support payments, and now his ex says he owes her a small fortune in rent money.

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VOTE: Are You Gonna Watch Jersey Shore Tonight?

Posted on December 17, 2009 by Benny Hollywood

Since the premiere of MTV’s Jersey Shore Guido coverage has been at an all-time high on the internet. We gave you 64 Gawdy Jersey Shore Guidettes and today Holy Taco announced Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has her own line of Snuggies coming out, well not really. Continue reading →

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Katy Perry In Sweet Hooker Boots

Posted on November 18, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My relationship with Katy Perry has been a rollercoaster love affair; it started off with me hating everything about her music, fashion sense and contrived club-girl persona.

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