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Pregnant Looking Rihanna of the Day

Rihanna’s been looking rough, thick, like a typical Bajan woman who’s pushing 30 and filled with babies and Roti and other greasy food, because despite being a tropical island where you think life would be fun filled and sun filled and active…the ladies who live there are all very fucking large…I guess it’s from a sugar they eat..on the old plantations they once were slaves on…and now make Rum from….WHO KNOWS… Her titties look bigger, she looks more crackhead and crazy and her boyfriend is some multi billionaire…knocked up would make sense even if she’s already richer than god…or everyone on her Island combined, including Simon Cowell who goes there to fuck boys.. This is not a Halloween…. The post Pregnant Looking Rihanna of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jared Fogle Diagnosed With "Mild Pedophilia"

Jared Fogle Diagnosed With Made-Up “Disease” On Thursday, Jared Fogle was sentenced for molesting children and being one of the worst humans ever . However, his doctors and lawyers tried to argue that he only suffered from “mild pedophilia.” Um. One question: What in the greasy hell is “mild pedophilia”…? You can’t mildly want to have sex with kids, fam. We’re confused and you want to know who’s just as confused? Everyone else. Take a look at these tweets asking the important questions.

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Hayden Panettiere Bikini Twit Pictures

We haven’t seen a whole lot out of Hayden Panettiere in quite some time, I guess ever since her super hero show was cancelled a few years back she’s pretty much disappeared from everything celebrity related. everything but Twitter of course. Here she is showing off her cute little jobless bikini body while on vacation somewhere that’s apparently filled with grabby douchebags. Get your greasy hands off my midget you bastard! Interestingly enough, that’s not the first time I’ve said those words. Long story.

Drake Gets At Tattoo Artist: “I’m Gonna F*** You Up!” [VIDEO]

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The girl who decided to tattoo “ Drake ” on her forehead received a lot of attention for this dumb move, and Drake had something to say about it. Instead of going in on her, Drake calls the tattoo artist a “f***in’ a**hole” and if he ever sees him, he’s going to “f*** him up.” Watch Drake in this video below to hear what other greasy comments he had to say… RELATED POSTS: Man Tattoos “Free Boosie” On His Face [VIDEO] Woman Gets “DRAKE” Tatted On Forehead, Artist Speaks

Drake Gets At Tattoo Artist: “I’m Gonna F*** You Up!” [VIDEO]

Paulina Rubio Preggo Bikini Pictures

I don’t know what’s happened to Paulina Rubio’s tight little body, actually that’s not true, I know exactly what happened to it, some dude got his greasy fingers all over it and knocked it up with his douchebag seed. Thanks asshole. Way to ruin a sweet little bikini body for the rest of us. Anyhow, here she is on the beach the other day looking a lot like well, I probably would in a bikini after a few dozen beers and a couple of corn dogs. Delicious.

Bar Refaeli Gets Her Mouth Stuffed By D-bags

It’s bad enough that the guidos from The Jersey Shore have their own television show and now they get to pose with one of the hottest supermodels around. Here are the D-bags hamming it up with a nearly nude Bar Refaeli . Is it guidos or guidoes? It doesn’t matter, their TV show sucks and there’s no reason why they should be allowed to get their greasy hands all over a woman like this. In case you’re wondering, of course I’m jealous!!! One of those A-holes has Bar’s legs wrapped around him. I’m so mad.

Brandon Davis Bashes "Fat" Mischa Barton; Actress’ Friends Want to Protect Her From Lindsay Lohan

They say misery loves company. Same goes for miserable train wrecks. Lindsay Lohan and Mischa Barton definitely need to hang out more. There’s so much ambition and success to go around, it’s like a rising tide lifting all boats. Or not. Sources say Lindsay, who’s “raging” over her dad’s engagement to her former BFF Kate Major (don’t ask) was in rare form this week, even for her. At Nylon’s 11th-anniversary bash, she partied with her gal pal Mischa, who got into an ugly (and rather public) fight with her ex-boyfriend Brandon Davis. Yup, a Greasy Bear sighting. Firecrotch was there, too! The seldom-seen ursine specimen later took to his Twitter page to bash the former OC star, writing: “Omg. Just realized my ex turned in to 1 of the fattest people in the planet. I’m gonna start dating plus size models. Not! Mischa the Hefer.” Wow. Classy. Not surprisingly, Mischa was hurt by Greasy’s words . “She was chain-smoking the entire night,” says a partygoer , who adds that both she and Lindsay, who have spent time in rehab, were drinking, too. “Mischa was never without a cigarette in her hand – and a puss on her face.” That’s more disgusting than the thought of Greasy Bear naked. To her credit, Barton called it a night around 12, while Linds was partying like mad ’til 6. “She was running around until 6 in the morning,” a spy dished. “She was on a terrible path as is, and her father’s antics are only making things worse.” Not that Mischa’s friends are willing to accept excuses for Lindsay. “Lindsay is not a good influence on her,” one says. “They should not be hanging out. Lindsay is an enabler, and that’s the last thing Mischa needs now.” No word on whether Lindsay herself is Mischa’s weed hookup .

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Avril Lavigne is a Greasy Whore of the Day

It’s almost refreshing to see Avril Lavigne not dressed like a little suburban 15 year old teenager who cuts herself and writes poetry about how much she hates the cool kids at her school cuz they don’t get her, but maybe that’s just because I always found teenagers who think they are so smart and that life is so intense while dying their hair multi-color, getting stupid tattoos while learning the guitar to sing about their stupidity. She’s wearing a little black dress, she’s greased up and glistening, has whore make-up and that cheesy stripper chick skunked out hair that makes me know I’m dealing with a piece of white trash from outside of the city who if she gets too drunk will need a place to sleep cuz you’re her responsible new friend who cares about her safety and cuz she likes to get fucked by strangers cuz that’s why she wears such short skirts, crotchless panties and has 3 half-black babies with different fathers…. Pics via Bauer

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Cristiano Ronaldo Erected

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo , TMZ Sports , Party All The Time , Cristiano Ronaldo A huge statue that looks nothing like futbol stud Cristiano Ronaldo has been erected in Madrid.The 33 foot tall “replica” to Euro Greasy was built as part of some sort of Nike promotion.Just don’t do it. More Cristiano Ronaldo Ronaldo’s Main Vein … Permalink

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